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Response to: How Much Of Your Music Is Illegal? Posted October 20th, 2013 in General

About 300 songs, with another 150 or so legal. When i'm at home I listen to music almost exclusively on Spotify, so I only download music I adore and need on my phone always.

If the police are watching, then this is a joke and I buy all my music
Response to: Detention Simulator - Feedback plea Posted October 19th, 2013 in General

no zombies, blood, or guns 0/10

Response to: Freaks of Nature Posted October 19th, 2013 in General

At 10/19/13 05:59 PM, beakerboy wrote:
At 10/19/13 05:53 PM, Jester wrote: Good job tagging onto every unwarranted hate bandwagon from the past 2 years with one post, it's nice to see you're thinking for yourself and definitely not hating what the internet tells you to hate.
I can assure you my good sir I have personal experience dealing with all the things that I listed.

And I fucking abhor plants, liquids, sound waves, and anything rectangular, but those aren't generalizations because I have personal experience dealing with all of them.

Response to: Freaks of Nature Posted October 19th, 2013 in General

Good job tagging onto every unwarranted hate bandwagon from the past 2 years with one post, it's nice to see you're thinking for yourself and definitely not hating what the internet tells you to hate.

Response to: Your parents jobs; Your (Dream) Job Posted October 19th, 2013 in General

My pops is a retired naval officer now working as a cybersecurity contractor, but Edward Snowden was working for the same company as my dad when he got into his whole mess so now my dad's work conditions have gotten a lot shittier. He's looking to join some other folks in creating a private company that'll do bank security.

My mom's been raising my brother and I but started college earlier this year to become a social worker.

My dream job would probably be a forensic investigator, i'm still having trouble figuring out what I want to do.

Response to: Should Brits use Americanisms? Posted October 18th, 2013 in General

At 10/18/13 11:18 PM, Confucianism wrote:
At 10/18/13 10:58 PM, Jester wrote: Do Europeans realize their steering wheels are on the wrong side of their cars
Do Americans realize that their steering wheels are on the wrong side of their cars

At least we can all hate those Chinamen for driving on the wrong side of the street and having those dumb letters

Response to: Should Brits use Americanisms? Posted October 18th, 2013 in General

Do Europeans realize their steering wheels are on the wrong side of their cars

Response to: 20 million year old rock destroyed… Posted October 18th, 2013 in General

I think most rocks are at least several million years old

Response to: HomicidalFrog vs. TailsPrower! Posted October 18th, 2013 in General

The only bronies I can almost stand

Response to: How do I date a shy girl? Posted October 17th, 2013 in General

At 10/17/13 06:02 PM, Nintendoobsessed wrote:
At 10/17/13 05:49 PM, Jester wrote: Maybe she's avoiding you specifically
Well, that's what I was thinking. I've only had a crush three times in my life so I was desperate to have a new one. I guess it's more important not to be a creep, though.

In that case, there's no reason to not approach her and tell her you'd like to put your penis in her vagina on the off chance that she's also into that idea.

Response to: I take it like a pig Posted October 17th, 2013 in General

Of all the men on the planet and all the days in the year, you could have had a lot more than 2 dudes cum inside of you

Response to: How do I date a shy girl? Posted October 17th, 2013 in General

Maybe she's avoiding you specifically

Response to: My first real art project Posted October 15th, 2013 in Art

I like it enough artistically but the game mechanics look an awful lot like Castle Crashers'.

Response to: I lost a fight, help... Posted October 15th, 2013 in General

Sounds like you gotta move to a fishing village in Morocco to live out your eternal shame.

Response to: The next Rebecca Black? Posted October 15th, 2013 in General

This is the umpteenth time the Rebecca Black guy has done a shitty music video with a shitty teenager, they all stop mattering in a week.

Response to: The Walking Dead Posted October 14th, 2013 in General

Lots of shit happened this episode, i'm digging it. The crazy lady was pretty pointless and glasses kid spoke like it was the 1950s but I liked everything else. Glasses kid's sickness obviously has something to do with the pig, but I can't imagine why it'd be affecting him and nobody else. Maybe he was doing some weird shit to it, I don't know.

They're really not wasting any time killing off the expendable new members of Rick's group, that's 2 down already. Relieved that the Governor's not an immediate threat, because there's no non-dumb way for them to do that so soon. I liked the supermarket scene a bunch, it was a pretty clever way to throw some zombies into the mix rather than the usual "and then zombies shambled out of the forest and nobody noticed until they were really close" that this show likes to do.

How 'bout Hershel's pegleg 2.0 with the shoe and all that fancy shit

Response to: Memes that were terrible Posted October 14th, 2013 in General

Anything that's not Dolan or Doge

Response to: hey guys, been a long time Posted October 14th, 2013 in General

I was only newgrounds when it was just several lines of code, the site has really gone downhill since then.

Response to: This world is fucked up Posted October 14th, 2013 in General

Or you could keep your dirty cock to yourself if you hate fucking things so much

Response to: Newgrounds was down Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

I made a series of wise investments and seduced several gorgeous women, but now that NG is back up I can get back to what's important.

Response to: Make a Dinner Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

why do you live like this

Response to: I Left My Job Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

I think if I was a delivery boy being sent regularly to places in which i'm likely to get stabbed, I would find another job pretty early on.

Response to: The Walking Dead Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

At 10/13/13 05:50 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 10/13/13 05:31 PM, Jester wrote:
I think I like the show better. There isn't much character development in the comics, even though I like the women characters better in the comics then what they are in the show. Second season female characters were obnoxious, whiny and useless. They were a little better in the third season, though.

Often the decision-making in the comics seems wrong. Some characters are just reckless and careless... Plus, the governor is a fucking dipshit in the comics :P

To each his own, I s'pose. I think the show has better character development but really slow plot movement, and that the comic has more shallow characters but steady and more interesting events. Like I thought everything pertaining to the prisoners was done a lot better in the comics, but the show has much stronger undertones of morality and all that good shit.

Also yeah the Governor is pretty consistently retarded in either medium, albeit slightly less so in the show. Rad coat, though.

The Walking Dead

Response to: The Walking Dead Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

At 10/13/13 05:19 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
It shouldn't be exactly the same, and so far I'm quite happy with the series. It's a lot different, but it gives more depth to the caracters, IMO.

You're right in that it shouldn't be exactly the same, it just seems like the show's writing isn't as good as the comic's. I didn't read the comic until after season 2 but I've always thought the first few episodes were the best, which were almost direct adaptions from the comic, then late season 1 and on has been so-so as the show writers have been adding more of their own ideas. It's fine if they want it to be different from the comic, but it should be better, if anything.

Response to: cool things you can do, others cant Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

At 10/13/13 03:43 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 10/13/13 03:33 PM, Jester wrote: I can crack my jaw relatively audibly. And by "can," I mean it happens every time I open my mouth. It's less of an ability and more of a condition.
Do you need some sort of high dollar surgery to correct that condition?

Every doctor and dentist I've brought it up to has just kind of gone "yeah that happens to some people" so I guess I just get to have a cracking jaw forever.

Response to: Nuclear Siren went off in my town Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

At 10/13/13 03:31 PM, mechadude32 wrote:
At 10/13/13 02:26 PM, Viper50 wrote:
At 10/13/13 11:45 AM, mechadude32 wrote: So did you get nuked?! Are you dead now?!
He died didn't he. It's the only explanation.
actually, he could be a mutant, ghost, zombie, mutant ghost zombie, or vampire.

He's already at least one of those things

Response to: cool things you can do, others cant Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

I can crack my jaw relatively audibly. And by "can," I mean it happens every time I open my mouth. It's less of an ability and more of a condition.

Response to: The Walking Dead Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

At 10/13/13 03:20 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 10/13/13 02:31 PM, Rowerboy wrote: I have never been so excited for a series to start back up again...will be a little disappointing if the group doesn't move away from the prison.
They do in the comic they leave the prison for the Safe Zone.

That's definitely not why they leave the prison in the comic but okay

Response to: Are you afraid of Death? Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

Less afraid and more interested

Response to: Nuclear Siren went off in my town Posted October 13th, 2013 in General

Keep that tin foil hat on tight