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Star Wars: Still Begrudgingly Relevant After 37 Years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y&feature=kp

Aperture's the only one that has shitty jokes every dork vomits for the next 4 years after the game's release

At 6/10/14 11:45 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

At 6/10/14 11:43 PM, Jester wrote: Bacon is the third most overrated thing in the universe, right behind sex and beer

If you made that up, you are a really enlightened dude.

It's been a busy year

Bacon is the third most overrated thing in the universe, right behind sex and beer

At 6/10/14 11:34 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

Or having to smile while she takes a load to the face. I hope she remembers to close her eyes.

It's really astounding how you can physically see the hope draining from an amateur pornstar's eyes during the cumshot. It's like they start the video off with a cheery mentality thinking about all the quick money they're going to make, realize mid-way through that there's going to be a video of them getting shagged on the internet forever, and then by the end they're just broken.

Ya just don't get that with professional pornstars

My dream is to someday use the line "You're the least ugly girl in this room and I have a pretty big dick; there's magic in the air tonight."

I hope to god that it's CGI and that the filmmakers make changes to the characters' appearances and personalities

I want a movie about a talking hedgehog with a celebrity voice actor whose dream is to be a NASCAR driver

I will not be satisfied until it's universally hated by man-children who film shitty rants full of angry tears and then post them to youtube

How am I supposed to get it up without a video of some poor teenage girl pitifully smiling through the biggest mistake of her life as she lets some bald 50 year-old man fuck her with his rancid cock like he's a shaved gorilla who's never seen a female before

I've never had an appreciation for the East Asian "Do really odd shit until it somehow becomes comedy" style of humor

if this is what the future is like, i'm leaving Earth

I've always assumed "American" referred to a citizen of the United States of America, but I suppose it applies to South Americans in the same way "European" applies to Bulgarians and "Asian" to Indians

lighting on fire

At 6/10/14 02:48 PM, akmeteor wrote:

I give her a good old scolding when I see her do that. I don't think it works though.

Rub her nose in it

I'm pretty sick of the game by now but i'll have to see what mods they come up with for it. I wonder if flying helicopters with keyboard controls will be possible this time.

I like how pleased with himself the guy looks

also, I didn't know Dave Franco liked fucking with helicopters

The only places I forbid spiders to be are near my food, on me, or in my pool. #3 is broken most frequently by far.

ergh.

I've been pretty void of emotion this year, although my best friend's dad died a few months ago and trying to help him and his very likable family pull themselves back together was a distressing experience.

I got more edges than a throwing star

At 6/10/14 06:44 AM, Crink wrote:

At 6/8/14 09:49 AM, Jester wrote: Rub my ass and make a wish, the Demon of Song has been wiping the floor with me all week. It seems like every time I get its health half way down it pulls a new instakill move out of its ass.

demon of song is arguably the easiest boss in the game

you just bait it's arm swing/arm smash, backstep and then hit it. just stick close to it so you can manipulate what attack it will use

Killed it shortly after that last post; it's roughly tied with The Pursuer as having given me more trouble than any other boss in the game. I reckon I hadn't started trying at a high enough level, because it'd been killing me with single hits of any attack while I barely chipped away at it with a greatsword; just had to level up a few times. I think the easiest for me was probably the Covetous Demon, Scorpioness Najka, or The Lost Sinner. Those are the ones I killed on the first try with no problem, anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTs83Ej5nS8

DJ Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

mothafucka are you daft

Rub my ass and make a wish, the Demon of Song has been wiping the floor with me all week. It seems like every time I get its health half way down it pulls a new instakill move out of its ass.

There's only a couple in my area and they hang out in a spot behind an IHOP I rarely pass, and even then only in a car. We usually wave to one another.

Andrew Loomis was a blatant racist whose books have developed his reputation as something of a Father of figure drawing. Gandhi directly stated that black people were practically animals after once being imprisoned among them. Most of the early presidents were slave owners.

It's not surprising or even slightly strange that in a time in which the world was overflowing with racists, a couple of said racists were also important people. It doesn't necessarily make them bad people unless they were running around lynching folks; just appropriately ignorant for the world as it was.

I'm afraid your dog is a racist

Have a good one, lil' buddy

At 6/7/14 09:12 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 6/7/14 08:52 PM, Jester wrote: If I allowed myself to get bummed out every time I saw someone less fortunate than me, i'd have blown my brains out by now.

ehh jester xD I think you missed the point. This is not about the single reaction to the external. This is about the general external reaction to the single.

it's not unlikely considering your entire point is inconsistent and rambling pseudophilosophy

A trend among your threads is "the illusion of happiness is for idiots," so I don't know how much of a goddamned bummer your life must be, but sharing your 2deep verbal messes certainly isn't doing anyone any good or changing any life outlooks. At this point it almost seems like you're pretending to be unstable so you can be in a dim spotlight for a few minutes.

If I allowed myself to get bummed out every time I saw someone less fortunate than me, i'd have blown my brains out by now.

At 6/5/14 03:50 PM, Satan wrote:

At 6/5/14 02:58 PM, Shade wrote: I'd sell it for a couple million dollars.

Only sensible answer ITT.

Until you watch the guy you sold the suit to rip a vault out of a bank and fly away with it