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I expected a thread about the Joker making fun of Batman

Fuck you for disappointing me.

At 1 minute ago, bosch28 wrote:

At 13 minutes ago, iMini wrote: This thread is going to either be ignored or locked.

Look, you really need to put effort into your opening post.

well I'm sorry but I'm new at this I hate when people criticize my stuff

Well enjoy never getting anywhere when you get offended by somebody criticizing the vague, one sentence post you made.

At 25 minutes ago, KillerSkull wrote: What was that? Yeah, that's what I thought!

"No signs of life in New Zealand"

What else is new

Now i'm off to wipe out Peru.

Use your powers to fight crime.

At 8 minutes ago, phrozonfire wrote: I need a TV series to whittle away the lonely hours, recommendations?

Stuff I've already seen:

Band of Brothers
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Game of Thrones
Louie
Peep Show
Ponderland
South Park
The Pacific
The Wire
True Blood

You still need to watch The Wal-

No Sitcoms, and do NOT say the walking dead.

Well you got me.

Terra Nova and Falling Skies are pretty good if there's nothing else for you to watch, though Terra Nova is kind of family oriented so it might seem silly after the pilot episode, which was fucking awesome. Falling Skies is a bit bland but still very watchable if you can get over occasional facepalm-worthy special effects.

There will always, no matter what, be at least one asshole who just wants to watch the world burn.

People generally choose stuff interesting to their target audience.

Fred, for example, generally entertains kids, and therefore makes things friendly and bubbly.

And I thought telling your daughter about regular tampons when it came time would be awkward.

Alright honey, soon your vagina is gonna start bleeding so get ready by shoving these up your cooch.

That just makes you a whore.

Until I saw the interview thing with that fat guy where he talked about how hot the girls were and called us jelly, I never knew what it was to desire killing another human.

My house backs up to a nature reserve, and sometimes eagles fly out around my house.

It's fucking amazing.

The list of animals in my backyard also consists of raccoon, deer, a snapping turtle, snakes, some weird owls that make monkey-like hoots, a pair of random hunting dogs belonging to somebody breaking a whole mess of rules by hunting on a nature reserve, and an absolute shit ton of crawfish in my pool at a certain time of year.

I like L.A Noire and am skeptical of the vast majority of stories people tell here, thus explaining my avatar of Cole Phelps with the "doubt" button beside him.

Fascinating, I know.

Meh, i'm not a big fan of the style of animation or the way the movie's looking. I enjoyed Coraline just because I was a fan of the book, but this just seems like the kind of thing girls who shop at hot topic would be in to, like Nightmare before Christmas. I guess it's unfair to judge from the first trailer, so i'll have to wait and see how it does.

You stalked her so much she had to be rehabilitated? DAYUM

No,her drug use is what turned me on.

If you say so. Getting stalked by a black guy who's staring at your ass seems like ample reason to go to rehab to me.

At 4 minutes ago, Tollo79 wrote:

I hope they don't ever go even up to the 1900s, proper gunfighting doesn't really fit. Plus WW2 has already been done by the Saboteur which features climbing similar to Assassin's Creed.

Also I think there covering WW2 in the project legacy facebook game + the comic the fall etc

You realize you don't need to attach an image to your post

At 3 hours ago, Jin wrote: Thanks to pirates, we now have one less franchise on the market!

Only weird people bother pirating games beyond for the PC.

And leave the monkeys to conquer Earth unopposed? Fuck no.

At 15 hours ago, Coop wrote:

At 1 day ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: i'm curious whether or not using Roman military titles (Legions, Cohorts, Centurions) for the army would seem overdone.

Pick some of the lesser unit types from here and you should be fine.

Paretorians have been used quite a bit, so steer clear of them.

That's gonna be useful as hell, thanks.

I might have to end up using Praetorians anyways at least in a minor part since they're the emperor's guards.

At 8 hours ago, Jercurpac wrote:

I think you could put a unique spin on the theme by researching the structure of the roman military and being faithful to it. The games you mentioned all just pay lip service by plugging in some roman names. I think if you go that extra mile you'll add a sense of authenticity that could make your work shine.

Yeah, that's my plan. I'd like to do my best to recreate the Roman empire in an alternate timeline and new setting, so accurate titling for military units is a bit of a must have.

At 4 minutes ago, Cometstyle wrote:

At A few seconds ago, Luke wrote: Dicks look gross if they aren't circumcised.

You clearly didn't read my OP stating that the fact that 20,000 nerves are cut off and that friction in all cases of intimacy is lowered is the reason for my opposition to this barbarism.

Way to make the same argument as everybody else who feels it necessary to share that they think circumcision is wrong, it's not like cleanliness and health is more important than feeling more pleasure or anything.

Now quit worrying about other guy's dicks and go back to /b/.

An animation of you making an animation of you.

What will we do without our lazily made dress up games and our point and click sex games that look like they were drawn by a 2nd grader with Parkinson's and a box of crayons.

But if you must be able to interact with your porn, the web address is www.newgrounds.com/mature

This is actually pretty interesting. Apparently 2 people claimed to be guilty, and they were both hoaxes. The first of which was by a guy who wanted to get shipped out of England to escape being caught for a crime he committed there or something like that. Though this all happened around 1903 judging from the newspaper article, so even if they never caught the killer, it doesn't matter by now.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=427&dat=19031116&id=Es YuAAAAIBAJ&sjid=fS8DAAAAIBAJ&pg=2334,6328570

http://www.collingwoodwiki.ca/Glory+Whalen

I don't know how to use the link button anymore.

At 10 hours ago, BubblyMac wrote: Another option is coining your own terms.

I could, but I'd like the setting to be similar to an alternate Roman Empire and think Roman military titles would help drive it home.

Well you see. If your story is targeted at people who are going to want to read about le' roman empire - then tis logical to use Roman units. Perhaps you would do well to read Simon Scarrow's series, it really is excellent.

I'm not really sure what my target audience would be, though I suppose I should mention that my story is for a webcomic I hope to make some day. I suppose I should look into what kind of people read comics like The Meek and Lackadaisy.

One of those barrels with suspenders attached to them that have "POOR" written across the front.

It would make a cool movie though. Batman thinking, "Holy shit, what is this guy up to?" And desperately trying to solve the Riddle before Gotham is contaminated by something.

Also, what about Williams as Hugo Strange? Eh? :)

Strange seems like a much better role for him, or possibly Ra's al Ghul if Liam Neeson didn't already have that one.

At 54 seconds ago, Cootie wrote:

At A few seconds ago, DirtyMeatball wrote:
I think the ideal actor for Riddler would be Jude Law with an American accent and a bit more of a Jim Carrey personality, because Carrey did a good job but was a little too hyperactive.

Carrey just acted like a clown and nothing about his portrayal was chilling.

Yeah, he was actually pretty inaccurate as the Riddler, i'll give you that one

Also, the Riddler isn't always portrayed as being very young and it isn't like Williams is a wrinkled up old prude.

The Riddler is usually younger than 60.

Robin nails the chilling villain who thinks he is innocent, which is perfect for the Riddler.

The Riddler doesn't think he's innocent, he just doesn't give a shit what he does because he considers himself to be better than everybody else because he's a genius, and so he plays mind games and builds puzzles and whatnot. He's hardly chilling- more of a "Haha, fuck you, what are you gonna do about it" type of character.

Robin Williams as The Riddler in the next Batman movie? What do you think?

Nononononononono

He's a good actor, but that's not at all a good role for him. He's too old, his voice is too deep and monotone-ish, and his facial structure is too squared.

I think the ideal actor for Riddler would be Jude Law with an American accent and a bit more of a Jim Carrey personality, because Carrey did a good job but was a little too hyperactive.

Ask him about Castle Crashers, and when he inevitably starts rambling for hours on end, slip him a roofie.

From then on your opportunities are limitless.

I always predicted this was roughly what furries spent their free time doing