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Also, some weird shit that happened to me:

Notice the ammo too

I lol'd hard

lol that massage and pic made me lol. now 2 the point i love gym! its 1 of my fav classes so start lifting those waits fatso

Well clearly English isn't your favorite class.

Massages make me laugh, too. Especially deep tissue, those crack me up.

Trailer was alright. It didn't really get me excited like some trailers, but it still looks neat. I'm liking the way the tree parkour looks, as long as the in game system is similar to the dynamic trees in the trailer.

At 44 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: So you want ideas to write a fan fiction?
You should make the book based on shepard trying to have sex with every alien,human, ETC.

Commander Shepard slowly moved his hands across Wrex's carapace, feeling each scale as if it were a part of him, while they sat eyes locked, struck by love. "Shepard." spoke Wrex. "Wrex." Replied Shepard.

Beautiful.

At 7 minutes ago, RightWingGamer wrote:

At 53 minutes ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: I don't think the game actually comes out for another 2 years, don't expect them to just be laying out information like they're far in development.

It comes out around X-mas. They ARE far in development.

Oh, I thought i'd read somewhere that it didn't come out until 2014, and the teaser was just their way of telling us it would happen eventually. Still, Christmas isn't anywhere near soon enough for them to reveal major plot details already. We've got the premise that the story is based around who the Chief actually is and that there's a new threat, so that's at least something to go on. They seem to have a clue what they're doing, seeing as how instead of just trying to explore the Halo universe more like Bungie did with Reach, they're actually expanding the universe but trying to keep the same special quality that Halo games have.

Of course the only information we even have about the game so far is what they told us in that video, so pretty much all of our opinions here mean fuckall until they tell us some more.

You don't need one, you've already got your results because people who expect any test of IQ to be accurate is mentally retarded.

Except this test.

At 1 minute ago, Kunera wrote:

At 59 seconds ago, CrazyRock wrote: So i bought this 'old' game from steam because of the sale and i'm wondering if it's any good?

Also if anyone plays it, add me on steam: _Kolumbo_

The game itself is good, but it's better on a console. The PC port was pretty shit, to be honest.

This. There's something wrong with the fact that I can run SR3 perfectly on my PC, but SR2 is choppy as hell.

At 1 hour ago, RightWingGamer wrote: Empty promises and vague information. It's shaping up to be Reach all over again.

I don't think the game actually comes out for another 2 years, don't expect them to just be laying out information like they're far in development.

I like the way this is looking, both the idea of exploring who the master chief is in the game and making the game more cinematic than the previous games sound great to me. Certainly better than I expected.

They were close to naming me Tanner, because they wanted to give me a name that was normal-ish but not heard too often in America. I ended up being named Collin, with Tanner as my middle name.

which is ironic because i'm white as a bitch

At 26 seconds ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: Yeah but you probably won't be taking duckface pictures for awhile.

Improving the world, one step at a time.

And it seems I forgot to quote Blazejsg. I feel silly.

Yeah but you probably won't be taking duckface pictures for awhile.

Improving the world, one step at a time.

I should probably ask, is it a mac or pc? This is a complete shot in the dark, but if you're using a mac and the games use DirectX, that's probably the problem. If i'm right, the whole reason macs can't run a whole lot of games is because they can't support DirectX.

When a woman has a low I.Q, she'll instinctively do the duck face to, unbeknownst to her, drive off potential mates. This is a subconscious and instinctive reaction that females who are unlikely to produce strong and intelligent children do as a means of helping to control the population when it gets high.

Nah I just made all that up, bitches just be crazy

I wanna say it's possible that the game isn't compatible with your operating system, but I don't actually have any proof to back that up.

Sounds like you don't know how to haggle. That's well below the price most of those games usually go for used.

Been skeptical since the announcement of how this'll turn out. Either 343 will reboot the series with refreshing new content, or they'll fuck it up bad.

At 6 minutes ago, Silverdust wrote: In reading over this thread, I began to wonder. What would happen if the girl changed clothes? Why is there so much dependency on appearance as if that would indicate personality at all?

Because picky-ly applied makeup, fancy hair style, and a clearly well thought out outfit implies that the girl is prissy and girly, while a lazyish appearance implies being laid back and boyish. A girly girl on a lazy day could probably pass for a tomboy.

It's like a uniform, almost. There's no real proof that it has anything to do with their personality, it's just up to you to deduce what it might mean about them.

However I also grew up in the same time when parents knew how to raise a kid properly with a little punishment.

Dude, if you were raised properly you wouldn't make up stories on an internet forum with no clear goal in mind while advertising your fetish with your username.

Tomboys because they look like kids but i'm not a pedophile for thinking they're hot.

Just kidding

Eye dart

But yeah, I prefer tomboys. They're just more fun to be around and, in my opinion, usually more attractive. I'd rather women not wear a pound of makeup and enough eyeliner to paint a building. The one you posted looks like a hot topic bitch, though.

Didn't you just make a thread about how you threw waterballoons in Walmart and almost got your mom fired?

Even though you made that up, you deserve a good beating. You know, for deciding it would be productive to troll and internet forum.

At 26 minutes ago, MaartenC wrote: Isn't the hulk a zombie himself?

Nope, that's Solomon Grundy.

I'd say Nightcrawler, because if he can even get infected, there's no way zombies could catch up to him.

Commander Shepard 3 times because if one could save the universe multiple times, who knows what 3 can do.

I suppose they wanted to do something like FO3's Game of the Year edition, but had to make up something as impressive as "Game of the year" for the title.

I can see where you're coming from but I have to disagree. I will admit that I also prefer the younger, reckless, and more charismatic Ezio but as you said he grew and matured, you can't expect him to be a sixty-two year old man whose been fighting for the majority of his life who's openly admitted he hates the fighting, and having him go around being the happy go lucky-ish young adult he was.

I don't expect him to be, i'm just saying I don't think he's as fun a character anymore.

Now I am talking mostly about Revelations but he wasn't all perfect, through out the game his age did take a toll on him occasionally, of course not always because he was obviously a healthy and atheltic man but he often stated that he was no longer at the top of his game (though the gameplay said otherwise).

Fair enough, though the only time he actually fucked up in a way that had a big effect was when he blew shit up in the underground city, the name of which I don't remember, and even that didn't really have any affect on him beyond making him look like he felt crappy for a second and then going back to normal.

As for his story no longer being interesting, what more could they do about it? He avenged his family, discovered something bigger than himself, he wanted answers, and he found them.

Exactly, they didn't need 3 games as Ezio to do all that, 2 would have done it. Nothing particularly essential to the story even happened in Brotherhood, and what was essential like the Pope dying could have been fit into Revelations with some changes to the story, either as something that happens at the beginning before flashing forward to the year Revelations is set in or by changing it so Revelations is set immediately after Brotherhood.

I will admit that the beginning of Brotherhood kicked ass, though. That's the only part i'd really miss.

At 4 hours ago, Killerbot23 wrote:

At 1 hour ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: Rochelle from Left 4 Dead 2 for being annoying as hell, and therefore served as the punching bag for my friend and I when we played.

AKA jumping on the bandwagon of Rochelle hate just because next to Nick, she is the only one who takes their situation somewhat serious, unlike Ellis or Coach who keep making dumb, annoying jokes all the way through.
Tosser.

Implying the "axe me a question" isn't an annoying joke. And I don't hate her because she's not serious, I hate her because of her ear popping screaming and general lack of personality.

I didn't realize I was still on Facebook.

At 49 seconds ago, Makeshift wrote:

At 15 minutes ago, DirtyMeatball wrote: Fuck Brotherhood and Revelations though, neither of their stories were interesting and Ezio's age and wisdom had made him dull and difficult to relate to. It's about time we get a new protagonist.

Because you could totally relate to the young, charming, athletic, ASSASSIN that is Ezio from ACII.

At least he had a personality back then. In Brotherhood and Revelations he's too perfect, every one of is actions is flawless and matter-of-fact, and he never has as interesting a reason to do any of his Assassinations. It's just yadda yadda, conspiracy, go kill this military general or whatever, and throughout the game you just do all your missions without really bothering to think about it.
In Assassin's Creed 2 he was young, reckless, and occasionally foolish, like an actual person. You had a reason to kill your targets because you were avenging Ezio's family and continuing his father's work. The protagonist of a story can't be perfect, because they have to have learned something by the end of the story, and writing them otherwise is lazy. In Assassin's Creed 2, Ezio matures and gains skill as he grows into a Master Assassin, and that's why he was interesting. In Brotherhood and Revelations he never really changes or learns anything and is therefore boring as hell.

It's like Iron Man and Superman. Superman is cool and all, but he's not actually an interesting person because he's so pristine. Iron Man, on the other hand, is realistic because he's an alcoholic egotist, and that's why he's so much more entertaining.

Sorry about the rant, for like the past 3 days I've been trying to figure out why I liked AC2 so much more than the others so i'm a bit passionate on the topic right now.

I've never even played a Civilization game but there's just no contest.

At 18 minutes ago, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 37 minutes ago, Steff wrote: Every AC game except the first sucked, therefore, 3's going to suck as well.
Oh well, another idea that had potential gone to hell.

AC2 did not suck. That is a cold hard fact. Seriously, fuck opinions.

This. Assassin's Creed 1 was great, Assassin's Creed 2 was incredible because it refined everything in the first game, added tons of new content, and created a story where you actually sympathized with the protagonist as he's thrown into a war he never knew about and goes on a journey to avenge his family's deaths. Fuck Brotherhood and Revelations though, neither of their stories were interesting and Ezio's age and wisdom had made him dull and difficult to relate to. It's about time we get a new protagonist.

At 17 hours ago, DirtyMeatball wrote:

At 50 minutes ago, dogpup4 wrote:

Altair, Ezio and... Connor. Doesn't really seem as memorable and unique

In colonial America your name was pretty much either John, George, or Thomas, so Connor is still pretty out of the ordinary.

Yes. Every single person in colonial America only had those names. Great history lesson man.

Way to take an exaggeration literally and then be a dick about it. You must be a lot of fun to be around.