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Have sex with them all until they go away

Practice every day whenever you can until you rock socks

Don't expect to just understand everything right way, look up tutorials for anatomy and such and use references until you get the hang of it enough to do well on your own.

You can only expand a genre so far before it starts to seem as though everything in it is the same. It's not the movies that are bad, it's that we've gotten spoiled and have seen enough other movies to make them predictable.

If you took the most generic horror movie of our time back to the 50's and showed it to people it'd still probably blow their minds.

At 6/17/12 12:37 PM, YenMuffin wrote: DirtyMeatball, he's pretty funny.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMXRV28Bzw

Well I don't know what you're on about but childhood trauma is the most common trait of serial killers.

You're not even a real black guy, you're one of those oreos who live in the nice part of a city and work a respectable job.

At 6/17/12 01:02 AM, Piggler wrote:

At 6/13/12 11:39 AM, Ilssm wrote: Whenever I watch a fairly scary movie or something, I always the antagonist is going to murder me in my room late at night when I can't get to sleep, I.E Grudge, IT

I had the same thing. Stephen King's IT is terrifying when you're 10.

I'm stupid, I read his post thinking he was talking about like an I.T. department.

I have shamed my family.

There was a bigass bug on my toilet seat once and I thought they crawled up the toilet piping and out of the toilet. I spent about a year pooping cautiously.

At 6/17/12 12:46 AM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: With the exception of Batman, most of DC's superheroes are either

A) Ridiculously overpowered

or

B) Ridiculously lame.

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I generally like DC villains better, though

Kidnap the smaller one. The conflict will be resolved.

happy birthday queer

Well it would appear I am several inches above average for my country.

Fuck man they wrote one of them as coming out of the closet but that means fuck all because they can change it back as easily as they changed it in the first place if they want to.

It all depends on the writer.

lol @ people who think this is true

god backwards is dog therefore dogs are god and the koreans will burn for what they have done to them

Dead Noire.

Mass Effect is my favorite, with Gears of War and arguably KotoR and Splinter Cell close behind it.

I only put KotoR on the arguable list because I haven't played either game in years because i'm afraid they won't seem as good as I remember.

The Iron Man movie game. My dad rented it for some reason shortly after the movie came out and it was just too terrible to play past the second level. I don't know what else to expect from a movie game, though.

I think "puppet ruler" is a funny term for him considering what was done to his body after he died.

Well he's more creative than most of the youtube commenters, i'll give him that.

The people of Newgrounds never cease to impress me.

A show where everybody is played by Liam Neeson.

At 6/14/12 03:33 PM, Dean wrote:

Questions:
- Will you buy new games before beating the last game you bought?

Doubt it, unless the game was good without relying on the story like Red Faction Guerrilla.

- Do you complete every game you buy or, like me, do games get tossed to the side to make room for the new ones?

I usually beat them, but there are some games like Dragon Age where i'm just not interesting in the story at all and only get half way through.

- Roughly what percentage of the games you've played do you reckon you've actually finished?

98%

- Of the last 5 games you bought, how many have you beaten?

All of them except Ghost Recon Future Soldier because the story's not very interesting but I play the shit out of the multiplayer.

At 6/14/12 04:42 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 6/14/12 04:40 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Karma for bragging about your GPA on here for like the last 2 years, fucker.

Now take your fine ass and get some A's to balance that shit back out.

sorry to rain on your parade but my GPA is a 4.08

And what a fine example of studiousness you've shown with this F and your lack of capitalization and punctuation,

Karma for bragging about your GPA on here for like the last 2 years, fucker.

Now take your fine ass and get some A's to balance that shit back out.

At 6/14/12 04:31 PM, MidoriKatsu wrote:

Haha ok. But little boys on this site are soooo cruel. n_n Thanks though. At least you say it how it is unlike these little prepubescent brats.

You have to understand that all of them, myself included, are sick of it, hence my eat a dick comment. It's like if a ton of people asked you to sign their book or something and you gradually get more and more sick of it, then by the thousandth person you're just like "Go fuck yourself, Tim."

At 6/14/12 04:29 PM, MidoriKatsu wrote:

At 6/14/12 04:27 PM, Fluttershy wrote: This shit is fucking funny son, don't listen to these ub3r f@ail bitchz.

Someone who gets it. n_n Haha no these are all probably little 10 year olds who grew up watching fucking fanboy and chum chum or some stupid ass shows. Billy and Mandy was the best <3

It was and I liked the bit but you don't make memes, and you're the thousandth person to come here proclaiming that they've created the next hilarious meme to spread through the internet.

At 6/14/12 04:21 PM, MidoriKatsu wrote: I've decided to make a meme.

Eat a dick

At 6/14/12 02:36 PM, Makakaov wrote: You jerking off

That's hardly exciting, the video would only be a few seconds long.

Film a water balloon exploding in slow motion.