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At 8/24/14 10:49 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Are the fangirls and shippers upset that the Doctor is a gross old guy now?

I've heard that joke a lot but I haven't actually seen anyone upset about it. I'm sure they exist, but they certainly don't seem relevant.

I wolfed down some pasta once before noticing ants in the parmesan cheese a few days later and I've been wondering since then if I ate a bunch of ants. I think probably yes.

At 8/24/14 07:38 PM, koopahermit wrote: Starwars Galaxies > What SWTOR will ever be.

Galaxies ate 2 years of my life when I was in middle school and supposed to be developing motor skills and the like, so I blame it for every problem I have now.

Alright I enjoyed that episode a lot. I'm glad to see the show's apparently mildly fucked up again; that seems to be when the reboot shines the most and Matt Smith only had a couple of episodes like that.

Couldn't stand to play it. If they'd just done another KotoR, things could have been so nice.

I teared up a bit recently while watching World's Greatest Dad about a week ago after Robin Williams killed himself, but I generally just can't cry, and it upsets me because I don't like that my coping mechanisms and unconscious processes bottle up or reject my strong emotions by default. I'd like the relief of just bawling like a child for once but pretty much my entire brain is stuck on the "find humor" function.

I'm ashamed of any post older than 1 year before any given point in my timeline

e.g. i'm currently ashamed of all my posts older than 1 year and i'll be ashamed of this post in a year

At 8/24/14 01:46 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: why has no one replied to my topic?

They don't matter.

At 8/24/14 01:39 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 8/24/14 01:33 AM, Jester wrote: dammit shauna I keep trying to go to your house without any clothes on but the polite society keeps stopping me before I get there

Madness, just use my underground passageway.

I was considering just keeping my clothes on until after I get off of public transportation, but an underground passageway will work at least as well

dammit shauna I keep trying to go to your house without any clothes on but the polite society keeps stopping me before I get there

I have not and what is wrong with you people

Been hearing about it, trying to figure out whether or not it's just Let's Play bait or if it's actually a good game

"I hate music these days and I belong in the 50s when people had class"

-every 13 year-old who's listened to Ain't That A Kick In The Head by Dean Martin

"also, I hate all rap"

At 8/23/14 03:48 AM, Slint wrote:

At 8/23/14 03:41 AM, Jester wrote:

At 8/23/14 03:13 AM, Slint wrote:

At 8/18/14 09:24 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: @Conal
@Slint

So this is what I return to. I quit NG again.

no plz it's lonely

Now that I'm back from vacation I promise never to leave you again.

<3 <3 <3

At 8/23/14 03:13 AM, Slint wrote:

At 8/18/14 09:24 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: @Conal
@Slint

So this is what I return to. I quit NG again.

no plz it's lonely

It's that face, and that personality.

At 8/22/14 10:34 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 8/22/14 08:36 PM, Jester wrote: I had to do a short rotoscope of myself last November or so for one of my classes

How did you do that? That's cool.

I don't remember the steps precisely but i'm pretty sure it was as simple as importing a video into photoshop and tracing over a series of frames each on a new layer, then turning the traced layers into a GIF.

I had to do a short rotoscope of myself last November or so for one of my classes

I don't I like that Jontron and TotalBiscuit are being masqueraded as the poster boys of the anti-Zoe Quinn argument when Jon tweeted negatively about her a couple of times and TB went out of his way to make the point that the entire situation is he said, she said.

also fuck Phil Fish, he has to be the biggest cunt to walk the earth and is doing so with money we gave him before he turned around and talked shit about all of us, he deserves everything he's getting

Just put the baby back where you found it and hope nobody notices that it's dead and mutilated

Well first i'd like to make the point that just now having a shit fit about comics sexualizing women is retarded and i'm sure it's fueled by the 2014 Social Justice Crusade, which adherently means it doesn't matter.

The redesign was objectively a huge improvement and I don't follow why so many people don't like it. I think the argument is generally that site traffic has gone down since it was introduced despite the fact that site traffic has steadily been decreasing since 2006.

At 8/22/14 01:06 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: #hailsatan #selfie #Viriliter,agite,et,comedetis,panem,vestrum,in,animabus #nomakeup #adiuva #DCLXVI #lol #hashtag #justgirlythings

I'm still trying to figure out if i'd have sex with you

Let's celebrate by making me a mod for a day

At 8/22/14 12:27 AM, MintPaw wrote:

At 8/21/14 11:21 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 8/21/14 11:15 PM, MintPaw wrote: If this is a serious question then in most situations to the educated person the answer would be Bitcoin.

Are you serious?

Yes, if I was to pick a world currency. It'd have to be one not currently tied to a nation.

There's at least one issue with having a world currency that only exists digitally

I've accepted as an inevitability of the universe that Youtube comments are categorically retarded and at this point it's my own fault for expecting anything different.

i like naruto its cool and ninjas are awsome

Well that's stupid. I know several people who use older phones because they don't have any practical applications for a smartphone. The only valid reason why I have one is because I like to listen to comedy on Pandora and music from my library nearly constantly, and I could cover the music part if I just carried around my iPod Touch.

Didn't read post; do it.

I wouldn't have any trouble being gay were I into the idea of gay sex, but it so happens that I dig vaginas exclusively.