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roughly 2004

My big brudder forced me to watch Mr. Happy Face whatever year it was frontpaged and I guess I craved more trauma afterwards

Youtube promotes stupidity in the same way telephones promote racial slurs

YO HO

Current Personel:
Captain: koopahermit
First Mate: ZJ
Boatswain: Jester

At 8/28/14 12:44 AM, ZJ wrote: Can't tell if I'm pooping or if I just saw a demon in this picture...

#ThrowbackThursday

Oh shit son are we doing old pictures

At 8/27/14 11:09 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go do heroin and fuck a prostitute.

I wouldn't want to meet the man who can shoot up heroin and then still get his money's worth out of a hooker

At 8/27/14 08:28 PM, Phobotech wrote: You either get a new car or you get a new dog.

Choose wisely.

okay that cracked me up

At 8/27/14 09:56 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Sex is cool, but drugs are way better in my opinion.

I enjoyed marijuana notably more than I did any of the sex I've had, but that's a statement I think i'll have to reconsider when I get around to putting my dick in a girl who actually means something to me.

At some point almost everyone I grew up friends with became obsessed with League of Legends, internet memes, and anime, so for about a year now I've been working to shake them off like gum on the bottom of my shoe.

At 8/27/14 03:48 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

Can't you just give me a hint?

Won't that defeat the purpose?

It'd be rude of me to shape a developing mind

At 8/27/14 01:43 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 8/26/14 11:33 PM, Jester wrote: developing motor skills rapidly

What, is highschool so retarded that no one knows how to run?

That's not far from accurate

PE class is pretty much a matter of developing motor skills rapidly or being fucking miserable for a while and the former was too much work

At 8/26/14 10:06 PM, darkjam wrote:

At 8/26/14 08:06 PM, Jester wrote: oldwaters

2 l8 m8 scroll up

OH SHIT I FUCKED UP

The Reward is forever the best shit I ever done saw

oldwaters

cool

At 8/26/14 11:44 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 8/26/14 11:39 AM, Jester wrote: Whichever SSX started with your character going down a mountain in a bunny suit

Bunny San?

Apparently I was thinking of Amped 3

Whichever SSX started with your character going down a mountain in a bunny suit

At 8/26/14 02:02 AM, S3C wrote:

There have been no documented cases of people successfully consuming over a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar...even when diluted with water. The stuff is just that nasty. Good luck. If you manage to drink 2 teaspoons you will have 20 years of good karma & positive vibes within you...and best of all, optimal bowel health.

I've done it twice now so I guess I've transcended beyond my physical limits

At 8/26/14 01:22 AM, DalexJ1337 wrote: ill have to wait untill im 21

what

At 8/25/14 10:22 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 8/25/14 10:12 PM, Jester wrote:

do you feed yourself or does a german woman stuff food in your face and move your jaw

You truly are a jester.

The weird part is that a friend of mine said that exact same thing to me awhile ago without any knowledge of it frequently being my username

I wish you good fortune, old friend

At 8/25/14 10:06 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

like I said lazy

do you feed yourself or does a german woman stuff food in your face and move your jaw

At 8/25/14 10:03 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: (PS I just realized I am posting this on the general forum but im too lazy to go the video game forum)

I was probably going to reply topically but instead I decided i'm going to make fun of you for lacking the will to copy your text, click 3 times, and then paste it.

Goes down easier than Sam Adams but still not without slight "eugh"

At 8/25/14 09:37 PM, Shauna wrote:

Most people hide it in dishes. Make a vege stir fry and add a small bit to it. Or just pray to God once you take a swig you won't vomit.

That's definitely the smart way to go about doing it but I can't be cooking left and right so I figure i'll give diluting it a shot. I liked sea salt and vinegar chips back when I ate shitty and that's about all the reassuring i'll need.

brb taking shot

At 8/25/14 09:27 PM, FinaLee wrote:

- Morning wood

you're going to have to give some more details to that one

I used the stuff to burn a mole off my leg earlier this year so now I just kinda have quite a bit of it in the drawer beside me. Now considering drinking some. Do you figure I could get away with mixing it with water?

The Circle of Life, if it counts

Apathy and Other Small Victories by Paul Neilan because a friend of mine i'd like to have sex with threw her copy at me and told me the protagonist reminded her of me

after that comes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My dad got Robin Williams' entire filmography because I guess that's how he grieves so today I watched Good Morning Vietnam and felt feelings.