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I dug up a magic 8 ball in my back yard that was stuck on "YES" so now I believe it is god and it wants me to say yes to life

At 9/13/12 09:25 PM, Lintire wrote:

At 9/13/12 09:19 PM, Jester wrote: Mention circumcision on newgrounds, get muli-paged thread every time.

You're all fucking stupid.

Well penises affect everyone in one way or another, so circumcision is a topic we can all relate to and chime in on. That doesn't sound buttfuck stupid to me.

This thread is a heated debate about penises and whether or not they're better off with foreskin, a decision that you likely had no choice over. That sounds pretty buttfuck stupid to me.

Quit worrying what other people have going on in their pants and find a cure for the common cold or some shit.

Haven't tried much, but vanilla chamomile with honey is nice when I feel like shit.

Mention circumcision on newgrounds, get muli-paged thread every time.

You're all fucking stupid.

Still not enough to persuade me to go in there and order a coffee in "grande" size like an asshole.

At 9/13/12 04:41 PM, Yert wrote: all my grandparents were dead by the time i was like 4

only got to meet one of them once

Never met mine D:

I'm pretty sure my mom's a racist, though.

lol sports

Old people on TV are no fun if they're not old enough to ramble, which is reserved for ages 70 and up.

At 9/13/12 06:24 PM, Mumbo wrote:

What is your machine?

Sex machines

What will you impact this world with?

Vaginas

Anyone who uses "trolling" to refer to actions that somebody actually did rather than what they did on the internet is retarded.

Nah, you're not crazy. Just a paranoid, awkward fucker.

At 9/12/12 07:57 PM, Blazejsg wrote: At 9/12/12 07:53 PM, Jester wrote:

Shit bitch how many times is Liam Neeson's daughter gonna get kidnapped

Lol, does she get kidnapped in the second movie?

I think it's only his wife.

I don't really know anything about it but regardless, he must have a pretty goddamn kidnappable family. You'd think that since they live with the ex spec ops navy seal CIA agent superhero that was Liam Neeson's character, they'd at least know how to use, like, some pepper spray.

I don't really use one any more but I used to use one that would play peaceful music and wake me up in the middle of the night, but fuck me, it was the most tranquil way any human could possibly wake up.

i smoke a pound a day bro 420 4 lyfe

At 9/12/12 07:51 PM, Blazejsg wrote:

Taken
Possibly Taken 2 as well.

Shit bitch how many times is Liam Neeson's daughter gonna get kidnapped

At 9/12/12 06:53 PM, Skaren wrote: Preferably as close to Jester's as possible.

Implying you drink anyone's semen besides mine.

At 9/12/12 06:56 PM, Skaren wrote: At 9/12/12 06:54 PM, Jester wrote:

<3 omg i luv u sooo much im so glaaad i gave it up to you

bby u r prfect dont let nybody tel u taht ur ugly bcuz u mak my world go roun k? <3

lol omg so random XD XP do u swear to spork god LOL XD sporks are so random omg lluuv uuuu <3<3<3

At 9/12/12 06:53 PM, Skaren wrote:

At 9/12/12 06:49 PM, Jester wrote: I quote wiz kalifa because yolo XD

I quote Jester becuz i luv him <333 wer going to be maried and hav a bunch of mulato kidz

<3 omg i luv u sooo much im so glaaad i gave it up to you

I quote wiz kalifa because yolo XD

lol look at this queer

At 9/10/12 10:17 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 9/10/12 10:06 PM, JulesGatz wrote:

At 9/10/12 10:03 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: it must be in ultra high definition

it's only in 480p

like i said

my monitor is only 133x100

Lol what the fuck

is this a bad thing

Call of Duty: Everyone's Dead from the Multiple Nuclear Wars We've Had so Who Even Gives a Shit Anymore 3

Jesus christ are people ever going to at least learn copy and pasting doesn't work well on newgrounds

Tape them together and have a double boomerang

Man at this point if they can make it across the border they deserve full citizenship.

Harumi kunn no desu <3 <3 XD :D

At 9/9/12 06:45 PM, Skaren wrote: Sup.

Pictured: Jester and Skaren

At 9/9/12 04:43 PM, Darthdenim wrote: I recorded myself masturbating and burned it to a blank dvd.

Put it in a movie case and sell it on ebay.

If you read he captions without seeing the pictures this could be some fucked up porn.