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At 9/13/14 10:59 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

I know, but I might just kill mordin.

Mordin is da best and I hope you lose sleep for even considering doing so

Putting a blanket over the problem and pretending it isn't there is definitely a shit way to go, especially when that blanket costs a ton and fucks you up

If you honestly can't function under the pressure of other humans, get some help. Otherwise, you'll get over it in time as long as you face the fear regularly.

Great up to season 4, watchable season 5, then really eh

The newish Sleepy Cabin podcasts have been making me laugh like very little else can

do you guys remember the 90s

at least it wasn't a zune

Gotta wonder why he used a fake name, and was apparently doing a voice, as well. I suppose nothing else he did was particularly rational either, operating under autism, OCD, and possibly schizophrenia.

Shit, that's fascinating

At 9/7/14 05:06 PM, Ejit wrote:

Given that a prominent, onymous microbiologist has put his name to it, I'm willing to give it the benefit of the doubt for the time being. I also think there's weight to the argument (not mine) that people will be desperate to 'discredit' the finding simply because there's money in the mystery, conspiracy theories involving royalty etc.

oh no I wasn't being shitty and sarcastic, it's genuinely fascinating that forensic science is at a point where we can confirm the perpetrator of a very very old cum stain by swabbing the inside of the mouth of his great great niece or however it is they've related.

Tbf it's not too far removed from an era where barbers were literally expected to perform surgery in Britain.

I never knew that and it kind of wraps the whole thing up nicely, actually. According to Wikipedia he immigrating to England when he was 16, so I guess that's plenty of time to learn whatever the fuck. The hole in that plan is that apparently the last practicing barber-surgeon in England died in 1821, so I doubt he found somewhere to learn all the skills after emigrating. I guess maybe it was still going on in Russia-controlled Poland and he picked up the skills as a kid or something.

Are we talking about the quality of the internet as a service or as a community

because neither one of those have very subjective answers; the internet's clearly been improving vastly and steadily technologically since it was created but has had a pretty shit community forever due to it providing an anonymous voice to gross humans

I consider any moment I find myself eating junk food to be a failure, and everything sold in movie theaters is pretty much as shitty for you as it gets, so I avoid it as a whole.

Pretty interesting that they could test some semen on a rag from 100+ years ago against DNA from a mouth swab from a descendant of a relative of his to confirm it. I'm still curious how some 23 year-old Polski barber could remove organs with surgical precision, and why he would blow his load on one victim's shawl but not fuck around with any of the others, but I guess that's all beside the main point.

At 9/7/14 10:06 AM, ManDeep wrote:

At 9/7/14 09:34 AM, Jester wrote:

let me know if I fucked up and forgot something important

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

man I saw a notification and got excited and everything

Ay babies, I kind of upgraded the fuck out of my computer early 2012 and ran shit real nice on high settings for a long time, but newer games are starting to make my little old PC shit the bed a bit. Planning to upgrade it sometime around December. Problem is, i'm incompetent, so please take a gander at this list of bullshit and inform me which bullshit I ought to replace with new bullshit. Extra buddy points if you can recommend a purchase to replace it with that isn't cartoonishly expensive.

Processor: Intel Core i5 Processor i5-2310 2.9GHz, 2901 Mhz, 4 cores, 4 logical processors
Graphics card: AMD Radeon HD 6700 Series
Installed Physical Memory (RAM): 8.00 GB
Total Physical Memory: 7.98 GB
Available Physical Memory: 6.06 GB
Total Virtual Memory: 16 GB
Available Virtual Memory: 12.6 GB
Windows 7 Ultimate x64

let me know if I fucked up and forgot something important

I always somehow find time for Newgrounds and should probably kill myself

Half of every school day I get to go across the street onto an adjacent college campus for digital design class, which I actually enjoy, and holy shit is walking out the school doors to get in my truck and leave consistently the most satisfying part of my day. Best part is that I leave my school at 10:55 and it takes about 2 minutes to drive over there, where I don't have to actually be in class until 11:30, so I get to listen to stand-up in my truck and wolf down snacks for about a half-hour before reentering organized society.

At 9/2/14 12:58 AM, MrApophis wrote: Hey, I got $30 worth of Taco Bell for my 13th birthday, 15th and 16th.

Then for christmas I asked for 20 arbys beef and cheddar melts.

what

Any time I have a thing and it isn't working the way it's supposed to, the entirety of my to do list becomes "fix thing"

At 9/1/14 05:23 PM, koopahermit wrote: vnzi.newgrounds.com

cmon mang

you're better than cheap shots at inactive users

At 6/28/14 07:35 PM, Phobotech wrote: Terra Nova.

I remember getting kinda psyched over the pilot, and thinking "Oh okay, this is kinda neat." ...and the show got, incredibly, worse...and WORSE...not just by the episode, but seemingly by every passing minute. Just laughably bad....I think I left off pretty early. Something about "ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF TERRA NOVA: General Quaritch from Avatar falls into a thing and the plot calls for him to lose his memory...

The pilot was great and I I think the steep, steep immediate drop in quality is one of the greatest tragedies of our time.

At 9/1/14 03:34 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

But Garfield is oftentimes more interesting and hilarious than Calvin and Hobbes!

Why do you hurt me like this

I'm going to kill you and absorb your life force.

At 8/19/14 02:27 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: This is my top ten list. If you disagree with this list, make your own!

I don't dislike you but i'm obligated to tell you to kill yourself for putting Garfield ahead of Calvin & Hobbes

I think it's amazing that she managed to embarrass women and black people in under 5 minutes

Body hair kind of disgusts me irrationally so I follow the same rule downstairs as I do with my face: shave when it itches. I think a shaved groin and dick or cooch looks more flattering, anyways.

The gays gather in the park at night once a month to ceremoniously decapitate a stag and have an orgy in its blood with your children

boy did this all get retarded quick

At 8/30/14 03:30 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Didn't he announce his retirement like 5 times already

He announced it a while ago to relatively little media attention, so people have just been learning about it since then.

MEANWHILE