1,422 Forum Posts by "JerkClock"
Actually carrot, you really should point out that "AO" is still patented by the movie theaters. "NC-17" was first "AO" then "X" then "NC-17". Needless to say the ESRB is nonetheless in infringment of "copywrite law" and since they'd get mad if you used "K-A"(ESRB's pre-date to "E") you should have lawyer point this out to them, just to piss them off(hell I would).
If you wish to change it though:
Jr. - Toddler level
BK - Big Kids
FA - Fucking Age
DA - Drinking Age
I must have just been mistaken because you said you were going to leave anyway. As far as I'm concerned they can "ban" me from the "clock crew" all they want but I'm staying JerkClock and there's nothing they can do about it.
Clocks can be idiots just like everyone else joobie. There's no reason to hate the whole clock crew because of that though.
No I meant you get 1 exp closer to level 28 every day, not that it gets 1 exp further away per day. Level 10 gets furrther away by 1 exp every OTHER day therefore we gain 9.5 exp towards it per day. Although this isn't exact because if it were level 29 would go up by 10 every day and it only does every other day.
4 years? Try 30 years. You're about 10,000 exp away from level 28 and you only gain 1 towards it per day.
Tell him he can't look at hentai, ever.
At 7/7/04 03:19 PM, CommunistLock wrote: Level 12 is my 2nd favourite level icon besides Level 24, and I will be that in about a week or so :)
No no no, that's about 7 years till you get to level 24 not 7 days silly. ;)
You have to download all the voices for textaloud.
Then it will be the one at the very top of the list.
At 7/4/04 06:28 PM, 1969 wrote: It doesn't surprise me... every chance they seem to get, WalMart likes to screw things up.
That's because they don't know how to fire their salaried managers when they fuck up. I've worked for wal-mart before and I can tell you that salaried managers at wal-mart have more tenyear(sp?) than most fucking ceo's.
Yeah it's the default one. If you use textaloud it'll be the "Mike" voice.
Legendary frog loves hentai. It's his life.
It's funny as hell if you get all the jokes. Especially the irony in cid the cheater's opening comments.
Hey at least legendary frog didn't make it.
I think we just need to cap level 30.
At 7/1/04 05:18 PM, CadillacClock wrote:
you do realise munglai, orange, arctic, archon, biological, sprite remix, and a hell of a lot more are still around right?
Yah Orange came back for a bit then kinda drifted off again.
Orange is still here, in a way. That is, his regular account is, much like strawberry.
Tsk tsk, I'm staying JerkClock.
Nah it's cool, I wasn't making fun of you I just though that particular typos was funny.
At 7/1/04 12:05 AM, Viper_Studios wrote: People need to stop making crap movies like Tribute to madness or poninja. I dont want to see any of these films made by anyone but the origional author. So if there is like a madness made by anyone other then Krinkles BLAM IT! People need to get origional and do something other then someone elses work. We at new grounds like to see new fresh ideas so stop making stuff already made.
As long as they make the madness movie well I'm all for them making it. I love madness.
Just who is abe lincold? An abe lincoln with deadly icy breath?
At 8/29/03 08:42 PM, Mushroom_Clock wrote:
IDIOT. Bloody Mary shuts down all electronics. And she is invisible to them anyway. DUH.
Yeah I like those shrooms too, problem is they can sometimes be laced with LSD. Get LSD into your body and you can never safely drive again(duh to randomly occurring flashbacks)
At 6/30/04 05:50 PM, Wadezilla wrote:
Don't know, but there were some pretty fucked up names.
It's kind of late though, I've been here for well over a month. I think many cocks are pretty independant anyway(anticlockclock, crowclock).
At 6/30/04 04:28 PM, Fire_Penguin wrote: you posted here to defend the clocks, clocks are about making flash... it's a resonable question
Yeah clocks are about being clocks. If you hadn't noticed it started with one person, then several more named themselves clocks as a joke. Then it became a trend that changed NG for the better, the first clocks, and many others are indeed flash artists but that doesn't make it a requirement.
At 6/30/04 04:21 PM, JafitMan wrote:
i'm just wondering why you're a clock when you have no flash and no copy of flash. just want to jump on the "OGM IM A CLOCK" bandwagon?
I have plans to start making flash, but hey that's really none of your buisness anyway.
At 6/30/04 04:15 PM, JafitMan wrote:
why the hell have you called yourself a clock?
Why the hell are you asking me dumb questions?
At 6/30/04 03:53 PM, Payne_to_the_max wrote:
I haven't seen a clock movie in the longest of time, only some posts on the BBS, but no flash at all.
Well I for one can't afford flash right now because it's $500 and I make only $8.25 an hour. Once I set up my e-bay account to auction though I'll be able to buy it.
At 6/30/04 03:10 AM, yadjmir wrote:
I believe the word you're looking for is actually banzored, which is 8 letters. You need two more asterisks.
Or he may have meant "Fucked", which is indeed 6 letters.

