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No no no people that's shrapnel trying to look like a girl, you are so gullible seizure dog.

Kevin, what's with your racist sig, changing the black fist to a white one, do you have a major problem with black people?

Are you guys really going to keep drooling over someone you will never meet?

Neither, unless ramagi's a black girl, I already know maus isn't.

At 6/5/05 02:17 AM, _FLAGG wrote:
I'm not Satanic. I don't know where you got that idea from. Nor am I goth.

Said the satanic goth kid.

At 6/5/05 02:05 AM, _FLAGG wrote:
Quiet, child. I can't hear you, unless you use an alt account to back yourself up.
Go ahead and do that now, please.

Said the satanic angsty goth kid.

Was that kid a 15 year old from minnesota?

At 6/3/05 08:04 PM, cumulus22 wrote:

Judas with only suicide would be a tree where harpies tear at the limbs causing massive bleeeding from the limb and pain.

The poison leaves or fruit actually, it's the squanderers who break the braches of the trees. They do this as they try to flee from the hell hounds who chase and tear them apart.

Just posting to have the sign up dates on display, it probably looks like this is the original because it's on a higher level, and I see that my last reply actually was yesterday, so scratch that.

At 6/1/05 12:46 AM, _FLAGG wrote:

At 5/30/05 04:26 PM, red_skunk wrote: LIBERAL MEDIA ALERT.

Wait...if MTV is censoring NIN for putting up a picture of Bush...wouldn't that allude to a 'Conservative Media'?

What are you even talking about, Red?

You're reading way too much into that. He's just mocking anyone who might come along and scream "liberal media" when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand.

At 6/1/05 01:29 AM, TurnipClock wrote: when i first read the title of that i thought the old fella was sayign he was in deep throat

You sir, are a fucking pervert. ;)

Nixon: I am not a crook.

Deep Throat: Neither am I.

Who gives a flying fuck?

At 5/21/05 03:12 AM, carmelhadinosaur wrote:
Say JerkClock, do you still hate me?
Ever since Wade's thread about voting i'm doing as expected.

If you're being honest, then no. I don't really want to hate anybody, just don't like the BS that blasphemer cyborg guy pulled, or his followers.

Is it too late to join? If not:

I'll pick wade since I know him better. My character will be my profile pick. It's about time the JerkClock becomes known.

Probably just the same as everyone else. You know what's interesting about that ring is that most sites on dante's inferno miss the thing about the squanderers being chased by the hellhounds, despite the fact they post sketches by gustov dore and others that clearly didn't miss it.

At 5/13/05 06:08 PM, Druid5 wrote:
stuff

7th, suicide is not a cocyctic crime silly.

Oh and that test

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ,<dishonest better defines it> Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Last time I was extreme for level 5, so I'm getting better, I hope.

At 5/11/05 11:24 PM, Nikkoru wrote: Shit

Do you have a scanner? You should post that shit.

At 5/11/05 08:08 PM, SpaceGandhi wrote: "...Bush didn't go to Vietnam, and Kerry went but he sucked..." -Comic whos name I forgot

Whatever comic it is, it was completely correct.

At 5/11/05 10:06 PM, ramagi wrote: Well I took some time away from Ng for school purpose. I missed about 3 pages from the last two days.
So I am not going to try to catch up with that.
So a blatant congratz all.

You've already long surpassed the final rank, why bother?

At 5/8/05 03:28 AM, Jimsween wrote:

Because I wrote your instead of you're?

No because you illogically compared Mcdonalds to murderers. It's obvious to everyone but you, what's sadder is that you seem to be losing IQ points as time goes on. It's not even funny anymore, just sad.

At 5/8/05 01:09 AM, Jimsween wrote:
Ahem, you mysteriously disappeared in the midst of a debate you were clearly losing. You've no basis in calling me unintellegent.

Sure, if you go back you'll see that I finished it, I was unable to post immediatly because of internet problems, but I came back as soon as I could. As for you, you're the one who said this:

If you can't hold mcdonalds to the same standards you hold a muderer to then your<sic> pretty pathetic.

Yes you said that, and because we can't edit posts here, you can't erase it. :) It's pretty clear who was losing given that.

What I mean is that all processes(be it ever so slightly) slow down your computer, so it's best to minimize them, and thanks for the links.

Actually I wanted a firefox link. Using adblock would add another process to the computer and slow it down that much more.

I personally think it's funny as hell. It gets boring when they start repeating themselves though.

Where's a linkl to it? I'm not going to rely on the once great, now sorry google to find it for me.

At 5/5/05 11:13 PM, Maus wrote:
We're not your average bears, Boo-Boo.

I dunno, this was covered when we studied China after the Son of Heaven exhibit came through. But that was back in 1988.

Never take a joke so serious ;)

Should I be confused or scared as to why you people know so much about this?

At 5/5/05 07:26 AM, BonusStage wrote:

HAHAHA wellll either the boy should get a blocker, or just leave :P, because the pop ups NEED TO say since without them the site loses money, and you DOOOOO want NG to be free don't you ;)

I have one, but it doesn't block them all and it lags when it does(though I still prefer the lag to the pop-up). Does the firefox one work the same way?

At 4/28/05 07:29 PM, Catsofthebase wrote:
If you had bothered to read the thread, you might of noticed that in my last post, I said i would not waste time attempting to convince this guy i live in Dallas. No matter what I do or say, it will obviously not change his opinion.

I live around here too, and I must say he has proven his case

I will say this again, I know what is wrong with my city, he lives to the west of Dallas, not actually in the city. Therefore, he can not know what daily life here is like, unelss he is lying (which would be kind of funny, but doubtful).

And you can not name a single thing from the area a visiting tourist or webserfer couldn't. Funny how you throw in him somehow living in west Dallas? WTF? Where did that come from?

Oh, and on the stop 6 issue, if its Ft. Worth, then it has nothing to do with Dallas, or the topic, as they are seperate cities (not by much). I didnt know what you were talking about because I dont know that much about Ft worth.

No but someone who lives in or around Dallas would know of it.

I would invite him for a debate, but with six flags, and the ballpark in arlington, not to mention the new stadium going up, you are going to have a hell of a time getting here in all that traffic. (yes, the place is actually called "the ballpark in arlington")

Ignorance, the traffic is worse in Dallas. Nice try though. Not only is there more daily traffic in Dallas, but the roads are much more fucked up than in Arlington. And I mean a lot more fucked up. For one thing, in arlington there are much less one way streets(in fact, they are extremely rare), for another almost every road the highways in Arlington cross(though not all) have an access road. Not the case with Dallas. The downtown area of Arlington isn't cluttered with traffic lights every 40 feet either(though some spots get almost that bad).

In short, you're dead wrong.