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At 5/29/06 07:15 PM, Silent-G wrote: whats next a flat screen that shows colors that hook up to some computing machine, perhaps you could call it, comphuter!

No... we'll call it.. the COMPUTATOR!

At 5/29/06 06:38 PM, -BOXER- wrote: Can i have some>?

YES! Simply press the link provided in Post #1 of this thread and use the specially, architectually advanced buttons to change the state of electricity.

Inventor's Journal- Entry #243
Date: May 29, 2006
Time: 6:17PM

We have made a breakthrough today in our lab. What we have invented will change the course of history forever. My colleague, Professor Dan, and I, Professor Jeremy, have been researching the behavior of electrons and protons in our lab located in an undisclosed building for the past 30 minutes. Our findings intrigued us and with our great minds, we have invented Electricity. It was quite simple actually, and only required 34 lines of code. Without further ado, we present to you, ELECTRICITY:

The AMAZING Discovery of ELECTRICITY!

At 5/29/06 03:38 PM, unit_243b wrote:

At 5/29/06 03:35 PM, JeremysFilms wrote:

At 5/29/06 03:34 PM, unit_243b wrote:

At 5/29/06 03:28 PM, JeremysFilms wrote: Language?

eclipse is an IDE...

Looks like this isn't the thread for me to be answering in :P. What's an IDE?

looks like this isn't the forum for you to be posting in.

Looks like I'm not really a front-end programmer. I'm more of a web guy. Don't throw an insult at someone for asking a question or you'll just end up like the members who no one likes.

At 5/29/06 03:34 PM, unit_243b wrote:

At 5/29/06 03:28 PM, JeremysFilms wrote: Language?

eclipse is an IDE...

Looks like this isn't the thread for me to be answering in :P. What's an IDE?

Language?

Not that I'm gonna learn it yet... but where do you actually program Java? Where do you actually write the code? Is it like C++ where you need a compiler or something? If so can I be provided with a list of good, free, compilers?

At 5/28/06 11:45 PM, Unicorn-Rapist wrote: Oh god run!

OMG, THEY'VE GOT YOU!

This thread seems to have been contaiminated by the general forum, everyone... GET OUT BEFORE YOU'RE INFECTED :O!

With a forum, would you prefer to have a screen that says you must be logged in to post before being able to post something, or would you prefer to have the You're Not Logged In page appear after pressing the post button and not being logged in?

Bumping because I want to know.

With checkmark fields, when being used with PHP, what is a check mark field's value when checked/unchecked?

At 5/26/06 04:56 PM, blackvector wrote: People for:
Me
Danny
Jess

People against:
?

Ughh. Please don't continuously update like this, if you want to make a petition, use PHP to put up a page somewhere to allow us to electronically sign it and then test for users who've already signed, IPs that have already signed, and some other stuff.

Headers are for sending information to the user agent about what type of data to expect or what to set. For example, location is for setting the location of the browser. It's not really a true redirection (as in going from one page to another), but instead a change in the file and information the browser is viewing, though it can be used like a redirection. To prove this, if you set/change a location header, if you press the back button on your browser, it will not take you to the page you were 'redirected' from. Instead, it'll take you to the page previous to that. This is because it's changing the information of what file is being viewed and therefore changing the data of what page is being viewed, as opposed to actually going from one page to another.
...Think of it like renaming a file on your C drive versus duplicating that file and giving the duplicate a new name.

TC is not a tag that's in use with HTML/XHTML at this time.

The reason they use TR and TD instead of TR and TC is because originally, tables were for showing organized data, like if you're using tables for an experiment to show data for Science class. Databases use tables for organizing data. Now that the web has branched off from simple pages for information and into entertainment, design, and development, people use tables for designing the layout of a page more so than their orginal purpose.

TR (table row) and TC (table column) would make more sense as tags for table construction now that the use of HTML tables has changed a lot, but it hasn't been changed.

TR and TD are used because, like I stated above, tables were originally used to display organized data. TR and TD are the accronyms for the following words:

TR - Table Row
TD - Table Data

Table Data is used instead of Table Column because if you think about it logically, when using tables for organizing data, you aren't inserting a new column each time, columns are drawn down at the beginning before you put in data. In other words, columns are really only created at the top row. Table Data is used because, obviously, it's to create a cell for holding data.

In the future, because of the change in table usage, if the W3C decides not to completely abolish tables for replacement by Divs, they may change TD to TC.

Hopefully, my answer serves better explanation than the other people who didn't feel like reading what you posted, or just felt like not being explanitory ;).

At 5/25/06 09:10 PM, DeadPixels wrote: Already Flash 9?

That was soon..

Well they've gotta keep up, because:
Flash Version = My Grade Year in School
Flash 9 will come out when I'm in 9th grade. The version of flash (for actual developing, not the player) has always been equal to my grade in school :).

At 5/24/06 07:47 PM, stickmoose wrote: http://img359.images..=thrustinator7wc.swf

BEST GAME EVER!

loltoast!

At 5/22/06 06:46 PM, Inglor wrote:

At 5/22/06 06:39 PM, JeremysFilms wrote: Shawn, check yo email biotch.

Yep, Shawn is such a 'biotch'. Other people who are 'biotch' are Issac Newton and Albert Einstein. On the contrary, Socrates is merely a 'pimpin' 'biotch' and Wade Fulp is merely a 'ho' 'biotch'.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

... what? I was kidding...

At 5/22/06 06:28 PM, Afro_Ninja wrote: after your insert query do

$id = mysql_insert_id();

Shawn, check yo email biotch.

At 5/22/06 06:31 PM, Yunar wrote: Well you could like do it that way:
SELECT * FROM [table] ORDER BY id DESC;
Here the first entry in your array would be the last added entry. You could also add LIMIT 0,1

By the way, you could just do LIMIT 1 ;).

But this may not always work because what if right before that query occurs, someone else submits something, you'd be taken to the wrong entry.

Is there a way to return the row that was just added? Like, let's say someone makes some sort of submission thing. They want you to be redirected to your submission page after it's been entered into the database. And each submission page uses the get method with an 'id' to match to a row. How would they return the id that was just added?

I also would like to know too and too and too.

Hello fellow Newgrounders. There's a book I have supposed to have been reading in school called 'Fallen Angels', written by Walter Dean Myers. Unfortunately, I don't like war books and so I really didn't read much of it. Now we have to write two essays that'll be scored as a final test grade. I really can't do them since I didn't read the book, the essays are due tomorrow and I can't read the book in a day.

So, I have a proposition to make. There are 4 essays given in which I must choose 2 to write about. If someone, who's read the book, would write 2 essays from the 4 to choose from, then email it to me (jeremy@jeremysfilms.com or jeremysfilms@gmail.com) I will reward you with some money via paypal. Just make sure to include your paypal username (email address signed up to paypal) in the email somewhere and I'll send you a generous tip :). If you don't trust me paying you, send the first essay and I'll give you some of the money, then send the other and I'll send you the rest. Make sure they're not a poorly written, 5 minutes spent on, essays. Make them good ;). I will tip anyone who gives me quality essays and I'll tip the most money to the person who's essay I actually decide to use.

Below are the 4 essays you can choose 2 from:

- In many classic war novels, such as The Red Badge of Courage, or war films such as Platoon, a theme of the story being told is the idea of the "boy becoming a man," of "innocence lost through the experiences of the terrors of combat and conflict." This is just one example of the kind of change a main character goes through in any well-developed novel. Discuss how this idea works as a theme for Fallen Angels. Who changes, and why?
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- Discuss the characters in the novel that represent LEADERS. Who are the leaders of the soldiers in the novel, and how do each of them lead? Discuss which leaders are "good leaders," and which are "poor leaders," and why you feel this way.
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- Discuss how the author approaches the idea of violence in this novel. All war stories are violent: war is nothing more than organized murder. How does Walter Dean Myers face this issue in this novel? How does he present this as a theme to the reader?
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- At one point near the end of the novel, Peewee says the following: "You think these Congs is people?... they ain't people to you yet. You figure out all that shit, what they names is, what they like to eat, who do the dishes and shit like that, then they people. Then you shoot them, you killing somebody." Discuss this point. What is the issue the soldiers are debating here? How would you explain this, in your own words? How does this work as a theme for this novel?

Remember, only 2 out of the 4 essay choices must be done.

At 5/18/06 05:04 PM, perj wrote: so what happened again? i really hope i don't lost an affiliate pic, it wil break my heart

You're wierd :P

At 5/18/06 03:52 PM, -Calum- wrote:

At 5/18/06 03:51 PM, Jessicasso wrote: Looks more like he's not paying his bills because it says to contact the billing department.

I highly doubt it. Check your email.

Calum's a pussy because he's too scared to post the report he made himself about this. He showed me it though, here it is:

From: Sales Department <sales@ukhost4u.com>
Date: 18-May-2006 20:38
Subject: [SALES #MWY-110338]: Abuse!
To: calumt@gmail.com

Ticket Details
===================
Ticket ID: MWY-110338
Department: Sales
Priority: Low
Status: Closed

At 5/18/06 01:38 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: If you have acess to PHP, you can do it using the following:

<?php include("URL-OF-FILE-YOU-WANT-TO-INCLUDE")
; ?>

Or you could use require() if your including a PHP file and don't want it to continue parsing if it finds an error ;). Also, you don't need to use <?php for an opening php tag. <? is just as valid as <?php.

Ex:
<?
require('FileThat\'sNotInDoubleQuotesBecau
seIDon\'tWantPHPToSearchThisStringForExpre
ssionsToParse.php');
?>

At 5/18/06 04:17 PM, perj wrote: damnit i hate losing affiliates, those pics look so cool

1) It's spellled 'dammit' =)
2) What pics?

At 5/18/06 03:45 PM, -Calum- wrote: What happened? The account is suspended? I wonder, what could he have done wrong? Mail bomber? Fake MSN login pages? Publishing port scanners to the world?

No way, really? Wow, I can't believe he'd use his abilities for abusive purposes :\.

At 5/18/06 08:00 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: Face it, you are all rpg'ing nerds whether you play Madden, Halo, Final Fantasy, or Mario.

True dat