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At 6/10/07 10:25 PM, wan-tan-soup14 wrote: Someone wanna spoil it for me? Seriously, I'm real curious, and haven't watchd it in a few years.

You wanna know what happens, I'll tell you the screen goes blank worst ending of all time

they sold out

but uh yeah favourite character is Slater favourite part is at the beer bust towards the end them smoking on the car and talking about aliens and George Washington

ps my sig is a quote from that part

dude I love that movie I have the flashback edition with deleted scenes you know that the curly haired football player that says "just remember this pink, it aint just about you its about all of us..." yeah he's a racist he calls a asian girl a chink and pink sticks up for her saying that we fucked up her country in The Cold/Vietnam war and the curly haired dude flips

you know I got arrested at Walmart not even inside me and a few friends were walking behind it late at night when a cop car pulled up and accused of like selling crack so my 2 friends freaked out and gave fake names when the cops saw their IDs they arrested them for falsifying information so I immediatly snapped and called them fucking pigs ad a whole bunch of other shit and got arrested for public indecency then a week later they just dropped the charges

grow a pair

you can only do it like once a week I hear and you have to pass a drug test

LETS PUT THE POWER IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE COMRADES!!! SELF REGULATING FORUMS FOR ALL!!!

At 5/20/07 02:38 AM, MarkOfSatan wrote: not joining the fight in any way just thought id let you know its spelled structure

CORRECTING OTHERS GRAMMAR ARE WE???? well it appears we have an English Major here now we just have to find out if he's an alcholic

At 5/20/07 02:26 AM, deslona wrote:

You dissapoint me you facist :) Firstly you failed to use quotes on the "r" yet you used them on my mis-spelling of grammar. Secondly you failed to use proper syntax in the sentence strudture (full stops and the like). Thirdly, I teach English but I major in Business. Finally we all know that THE WALL is a much superior album that the DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. Tasteless you are...

HELP! HELP! THE ALCOHOLIC ENGLISH MAJOR IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!! AHHHhhhh...
I had to use improper grammar or they might mistake me for an Alcholic English Major furthermore darkside has the meaning of life on it so I'm gonna have to go with darkside

At 5/20/07 02:24 AM, Memorize wrote:

I put up the wrong number.

But honestly. How hard is it to take the number of US deaths and divide it by the total of troops there?

What? Lazy ass?

PS on your profile you spelled the name of the leftist pot smoking hippie band "Led Zepplin" wrong its Led Zeppelin

At 5/20/07 02:23 AM, Memorize wrote:

Bah! I'm using the wrong stat. Saying one thing, thinking another.

Number of troops in iraq: 150,000

Number of US troop death: 3400

3,400/150,000

= about 0.02 = 2%

Either way, whatever. It's low.

lol I have never laughed so hard at something online before you can't possibly provide an accurate statistical on division of troops stationed and troops killed has no one ever explained to you the mathamatical concept of fair division? did you never go to highschool? did you never take algebra 2? yoou can't divide a statistic form this information because you have variables such as location job etc. you idiot lol I'm still laughing

At 5/20/07 02:19 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Just tell them that you're on drugs. Unless they're fucking desperate, they won't recruit you.

no they'll report you tell them your gay and they'll never bother you again or you could do my original idea...

At 5/20/07 02:15 AM, Memorize wrote:

Ehh.... no.

And before someone jumps on the "they're uneducated", in order to join the military in the first place, you must pass. And the average military "IQ" is higher than that of the average citizen.

ehh... yes. I didn't say they were uneducated but uh lets examine your statement here you said "in order to join the military in the first place, you must pass." pass what? and uh the second part about average military IQ is higher than that of the average citizen so you like making up blatant lies then

Let me help you with that.

If you're in Iraq. You have a 0.6% chance of getting killed.

still making up facts I see and uh did you read my second part of the post your just gonna end up in Walter Reed I said you wouldn't get killed way to read

I'm sorry did you say something?

7 year old on cops= best cops ever

Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes and he hated Jews thats why they killed him

-what I learned in Catholic School

At 5/20/07 02:05 AM, elmicah wrote: oh nonono babe ohnonono dont lie... watcha gonna do when the something comes out the something says to you something something out

yeah I smoke crack too

its legal if you can fit it in your mouth

I know where it is but Mickey Mouse won't let me tell y'all sorry

At 5/20/07 01:59 AM, CuriousHobo wrote:
Except if this is a motivation for joining your countries armed forces - you're exactly NOT the type to be of much use.
It's not about whoreing yourself for good pay, it's meant to be about principles.
{said the young idealist}

are you kidding? the majority of our armed forces are finacially unstable people that joined to get some cash either that or they want citzenship

At 5/20/07 01:53 AM, Memorize wrote:

Except if you decide to stay in the military, you earn up to $50k a year in retirement.

except if you get uh whats the word im looking for uh... OH RIGHT KILLED! but hey thats not gonna happen with todays advanced body armor thanks to that we have a 12:1 ratio of people bieng critically injured to people bieng killed so then you would get to sit in a pile of your own urine in an unairconditioned room with 20 other soldiers in Walter Reed lucky you

I masterbate to that rug

At 5/20/07 01:43 AM, c0alglock wrote: it'll never happen you know

you nilist you

At 5/20/07 01:38 AM, deslona wrote: I am cohearent after drinking... When I am tired I cannot spell to save my life though. I was drunk last night - you can tell becasue I was more open. Not becasue of my spelling or gramma.

HA! nice cover up obviously we all really know you are just an English Major Alcholic I'm on to you pig!

p.s. you uh kinda spelled "gramma" wrong yeah there is another r... but YOURS STILL AN ENGLISH MAJOR ALCHOLIC!! you bastard.

1. Dreadfear1
2. hedshotslg (it totally support)
3. Jeremiah (why the fuck not)

say this

"yeah before I sign this can I ask you whay it is legal for you guys to come in here and spread your propaganda without any other groups coming and representing another view or opinion"

shit spews out of recuiters mouth

"huh well I guess that makes you fucking imperial swine you fucking pig!"
flip finger spit on uniform trust me they won't do anything... except call the cops but you know just uh make sure you get away before the other pigs show up

Just hope the National Guard doesn't show up at your school

hey guys come on gang! gee wizz I take rape jokes seriously cuz you know I was, Im sorry this is hard, I was raped once it was a Catholic priest with a dildo shaped like a crucifix I tried fighting him off but he put roofies in my blood of christ it was terrible... gosh golly!

what... what are you saying? you cant really possibly mean to tell me that people actually would you know lie on the internet??? I mean next thing your going to tell me is that there were no WMDs in Iraq hahahahaha... sob

by the way who would go on the computer when they were stoned/drunk I'll tell you who people who are drinking alone, alchoholics goddamit! but what about the perfect sentence structure you ask, they must be English Major Alcholics... The most dangerous type...