"Now lets see the slaughterfloor, don't worry it's more of a grate that alows meat to slide through"

Meh, I lolled a bit.

A good ol' fashioned thread at last, my man of course Chuck Norris would win...at the moment I have multiple cuts on my hand but I can't remember where from as I'm too drunk, but isn't that what newgrounds is all about?

At 3/31/08 09:58 PM, CancerX wrote: JUST FUCKING FORMAT THE HD
INSTALL XP AND OVERWRITE YOUR PREVIOUS PARITION!!!

OR

Oh wait cracked warez are not allowed on these forums :$

Lol, man do you understand??? Everytime I rewrite XP on a brand new hard drive with a brand new CD, maybe Satan will be happy if I make a super smash brothers brawl flash, oh well, may as well welcome the acopolypse...

At 3/31/08 09:55 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 3/31/08 09:53 PM, jenova-absolute wrote: I'm gonna gfo cry now, literally, you know I haven't just gazed at a pc for the first time, I've seen their fuckups for years, what the fuck has system 32 got to do with anything??? Just because some high paid dick called it system 32 and said its important doesn't mean shit, doesn't help my pc when I can't even log into windows!!!

inside are important files needed to run your operating system.

don't delete it.

Who said anything about deleting it, I'm in tears now as System 32 represents my faith im mankind. We are all going to die alone.

At 3/31/08 09:49 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Have you heard of System 32?

I'm gonna gfo cry now, literally, you know I haven't just gazed at a pc for the first time, I've seen their fuckups for years, what the fuck has system 32 got to do with anything??? Just because some high paid dick called it system 32 and said its important doesn't mean shit, doesn't help my pc when I can't even log into windows!!!

At 3/31/08 09:40 PM, CancerX wrote: That's whats the program "TERMINAL" is for on Ubuntu...you can run things that are made for Windows

Oh come on man, I've had enough of that programming shit to last me a lifetime, is it so much to ask for a game to fucking istall and work on a fucking PC no strings attached, I want it to work on shitting windows FFS!!!???

lol, its a desktop and trust me the monitor is plugged in, plugged in as much as it can be without super fucking glue. It's just bullshit, and no I don't want linux thanks as I like to play games, it's all fine and dandy that my PC is on at the moment but its pretty gay having to worry abbout whever it will turn on again when I restart. Also I had to reinstall everthing again and this version of firefox doesn't have spell check so I sound like even more of a retard than I am, and thats a lot!!! >:(

I've been with windows for a long time... a long long time. Windowns 2.1 or whatever it was, 95, 98 2000, me and xp but man, fuck this. I've had my computer for a while... I love it. At the moment it contains none of the components my original computer did about 5 years ago but to me its spiritually the same computer as I slowly changed each part bit by bit so there was at least one part of the old computer remaining no matter what but I'm fucking fed up now! Serioulsly, Bill Gates, you have the most fucking succesful company in the world but you still cant stop my computer fucking up!!! I just installed windows XP for about the 7th time on this PC. This ones has only had 1 windows installation before it as I've got a shitload of harddrives due to me thinking they were the problem. I have a fucking £300 geforce 8800 gtx with a fucking custom installed heatsink and it still fucks up. The pc starts up with no picture if I dont fidlle around wih the gfx card before every startup, I mean this is a £300 gfx card, I would have much rather got a ps3 and gta when it comes out ffs. Argh!!! Why cant someone just make a good OS. I mean I would have got apple if all the games I like would run on it but they don't at the moment as I like a lot of old point and clicks! Why, fucking why???? New GFX Card, new motherboard, new hard drive, new case, new cd-rom drive new floppy drive!!!! Why does it still fuck up just the same!!! Am I cursed???

Ooh, runner up. Not too bad XD

At 3/23/08 04:35 AM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 3/23/08 03:36 AM, Alfie wrote: Plain and simple: You need to have any award other than Turd Of The Week.

Viewtiful-Chris can make front page blog posts.

Makes me sick to my stomach

At 3/23/08 03:36 AM, Alfie wrote: You need to have an award OTHER than TOTW, if you don't have one you can't get one yet but If you have TOTW then you're fucked.

Plain and simple: You need to have any award other than Turd Of The Week.

K, lemme get mah mario jokes out.

At 3/23/08 01:02 AM, YoinK wrote: hmm, I wonder what the requirements are. Maybe you have to have a certain amount of experience points?

Nah, come on, look at this guy ffs!
http://thedo12.newgrounds.com/news/post/
97561

At 3/23/08 12:41 AM, YoinK wrote: wait... I thought anyone could have their blog on the frontpage... are you sure you can't do this? There's a checkbox for when you post a new blog. You don't have that?

Nah dude. I could when they first launched the redesign but now they've changed it :(

How is ones eligibility to have the option of having their blogs news shown on front page decided? I had an A+ batting average back when you could see what it was and I've had a flash on front page for several weeks in the past(even though I didn't get any awards :S) Yea, it was shitty but that's besides the point, I wanna be able to tell people that I'm finally making something not shitty and not just have a couple of retards see it, I want ALL the retards!

Lol, I know you an speak perfect English. You're a talented guy, and crazy as hell!

At 12/29/07 05:15 PM, tgmonkeyman wrote: erm...no. thats just weird .

also, dont post this kinda crap on ng cos youre gonna get bullied so bad.

Grow up you dick

I live in Lewisham, SE London. I guess a good place to live would be Camden as it's a cool scene with lots of freaks and great shops. You gotta live in an old Victorian house or you'll never get the right experience.

It's 1am and I'm kinda ill so I might take a raincheck on that.

Manbearpig FTW

50,000 clams!

Just the name of this one alone is hilarious http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/33 9320

At 10/12/07 06:41 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 10/12/07 04:43 PM, jenova-absolute wrote:

At 10/11/07 09:36 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 10/11/07 08:57 PM, jenova-absolute wrote: some penis deleted mine

does that look like a fucking shirt to you?

It's a shirt if you have no torso, nazi.

nice come back prick, you aint funny

There was a time :(

At 10/11/07 09:36 PM, MindChamber wrote:

At 10/11/07 08:57 PM, jenova-absolute wrote: some penis deleted mine

does that look like a fucking shirt to you?

It's a shirt if you have no torso, nazi.

some penis deleted mine

You admitted you were wrong about something, good for you I say. Showmanship? That could be fun, how about nude webcam shows from the NG office?

At 9/5/07 07:56 PM, DarthVaderClock wrote: ok the onley promplom i have whit black pepole is they say everythings raceest
ok 3 exples
A kid says i like white doggeys better than black doggeys u say thars racest
spy vs spy thats raceest 2
and even nick is racest to u blacks
i have black friends and they never say thats racestest becase there smart so fuck of

Ah man, you've enlightened me. I bet you're not 12 years old. You say you have black friends yet you say all black people are pretty much stupid as they find everything racist.

At 9/5/07 07:45 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: Alot of people are joking when they use racist humour on here, like others have said you need to lighten up and take a joke.

I know whats a joke and what isn't. Marc.M and Stamper are funny as fuck and have some flashes that someone stupid might consider racist but they're not. Theres a big difference between that and some kid posting a picture or flash with some ridiculous caricature of a black person to undermine them in some poor way.

Racism on NG really pisses me off. If you dicks wanna be racist go to 4chan. Newgrounds is not in favor of racism in any way and it never has been, so if you're a dick you're on your own. Obviously as the sites gotten bigger more retards have joined but I think the mods are doing a pretty good job as you don't see that much of it, but on the other hand I'm not on the forums that much. On the same note I've been to the star syndicate forums and it's full of racist shit. I mean, I liked a lot of their stuff and thought it was funny so they're losing out on the few people who respect what they do by being idiots.

I had a Gaia character about 5 years ago, those were the days, arguing about final fantasy.

Very nayce work. Reminds me a bit of Shadow of the collosus, as people have said, maybe make the girl a bit darker with worn clothers.