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At 6/24/08 08:45 AM, KrackLzFun wrote: Reminds me of this one time when I smoked a blunt about 2 hours before hand, and It was like 12am.
My friend just left about an hour earlier, because I fell asleep. I woke up and started talking to him, half asleep, for like 5 minutes. I then realized there was no one in the room. I had a conversation with fucking nobody.

I have the absolute best dreams when im high. They're so vivid and deep.

OMG thats so true. except like its only slow when you actually hit the person and the impact feels like your pushing rather than hitting

So the girl i made out with (my friends girlfriend who happens to be one of my best friends also) leaked to one of her friends who eventually told her boyfriend.

Confused? here.

Anyway, he drove straight to my house just to fight me. At first I didnt know what to do and I tried to sort it out, but he just kept swinging at me so I fought back. I ended up jacking him pretty hard in the face. like his nose was bleeding and everything. I didnt mean to do that to him, but he wouldnt stop coming at me.

I feel really bad like my friendship with him is fucked because of one night with weed.

At 6/22/08 10:06 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 6/22/08 10:04 PM, Jenou wrote: Canada is MUCH better than the US because marijuana is legal there.

lmao, and where did you hear this?

here. read and be enlightened.

At 6/22/08 08:16 PM, Unkle-Krakerz wrote:

Also for that one person who said who wanted to see my "hot eyes" here ya go.

shave that peach fuxx, ya dirteh boy

are you serious? A penis is strong and commanding. a pussy is nothing more than a hole. The penis would quite literally stick it to the pussy.

At 6/22/08 09:25 PM, Strategize wrote:

I don't know. WTF does he have anything to do with it? Jack Black didn't make the song.

exactly! What DOES he have to do with it? Shit, he's only the fucking singer...

Canada is MUCH better than the US because marijuana is legal there.

feast your eyes on these dank buds!

someone with a lot of time on their hands :P

At 6/21/08 11:52 PM, pintobeanclock wrote: Do you agree? =(
rate me on a scale 1 - 10
Im losin confidence

i dont usualy judge guys, but if i had a vagina, I'd give you a 2 out of 10. sorry dude.

At 6/22/08 04:07 AM, Mendou wrote: Were you the one who started the makeout part, or did she come on to you?

Either way the both of you were high, he can't expect the both of you to be clear of thought.

Or, you could just have sex with her next time.

it was kinda mutual; like we kinda started staring at each other and shit and then boom. i cant remember exactly how it all went down (weed fucks with you like that) but yeah.

At 6/22/08 04:06 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Smoke some more, with your friend this time. Tell him what happened and try to talk things out. If he gets angry, at least he'll be high and won't be able to fight very well. He might even forget what you just said if you're high enough.

thats actually a really good idea. thanks.

At 6/22/08 04:05 AM, cast wrote: Do it again tomorrow night, except this time fuck her.

i would have but i didnt want to do that to my friend.

And the weirdest thing happened. I was with my really good friend's girlfriend (she and I have been like best friends since middle school) She was smoking with me, and we eventually got really high. We ended up making out and sleeping in the same bed.

I feel bad for doing that to my friend, however if she didnt want it she wouldnt have kissed me, right? He doesnt know about anything. I'm really confused; what should I do?

No seriously, fuck people. it feels great.

At 6/15/08 05:55 AM, Master117chief wrote: What's the average penis size for teens/adults?

average penis size for a grown man (18+) in the US is a little more than 5 inches.

gurantee none of this restaurants customers would be offended by this.

At 6/15/08 06:24 AM, Sticky wrote:

At 6/15/08 06:18 AM, Jenou wrote: I fear the latter because I dont think they'd travel lightyears to Earth just to have a nice chat with us.

Why not? That's exactly why humans are exploring space.

If we ever landed on a planet that supported life and we found other civilization living there, what do you think we'd do? Try to take over. Why? Its human nature.

At 6/15/08 06:22 AM, Jayblin wrote: We'd piss them off even before they landed, seeing as though how much of a fuss we put up whenver we see a fucking weather balloon shaped like a UFO.

That, or we'd kill them in fear, even if they meant no harm. I just know it.

If we reacted in fear and even attempted to take them out, my bet would be that their technology would trump ours. I think either way we'd be toast.

At 6/15/08 06:19 AM, adam2510 wrote:

At 6/15/08 06:14 AM, Jenou wrote: bam.

lol 1 betta

you sure you want to fap NOW???

Would they be more likely to be peaceful and share their knowledge with us, or would they be more likely to act aggressively and with violence like in Independence Day?

I fear the latter because I dont think they'd travel lightyears to Earth just to have a nice chat with us.

bam.

At 6/15/08 05:41 AM, StickyWicky wrote: McCain, they're close relatives so he's a biased little shit.

if that was a comment meant to bash McCain, then I'll have you know theat McCain knows where you live; he's awesome.

This is my contribution to this awesome group!

just for fun:

At 6/15/08 05:43 AM, Nikenick wrote:

At 6/15/08 05:33 AM, Jenou wrote: I just couldnt resist.

lol @ racism

I kno, right?

I <3 alts. but in the highly unlikely case this isnt an alt, 4.6 inches isnt bad for 13. I'm 18 and I have just barely over 7 inches.

oh btw can i join? I absolutely <3 bud.

Just look at this fat dank top and TELL me your mouth didnt water!
*pic taken from weedsthatplease.com