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At 7/5/08 03:21 AM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Wood look beautiful smoked as well.

weed doesnt make you trip.

At 7/5/08 03:20 AM, bigjuicy wrote:

At 7/5/08 03:17 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: Yeah, but is actually what they do with it what pisses me off.

Smoke it? So what I smoke it and maintain good grades and am looking for a job currently.

yeah. whats wrong with weed? you should be focusing all your anger on the idiots who get drunk; they cause more traffic deaths per year than anything else and alcoholism destroys families.

but we're straying from the original purpose of this topic. Cannabis is a beautiful plant!

At 7/5/08 02:43 AM, ngman7 wrote: but I like Wendy's food the best.

Wendy's definitely ftw.

just look at this shot. all the colors and textures are just so nice. This plant in particular would look nice on a mantle or as a centerpiece.

you're 21 and still avirgin??

acid heartburn, indigestion! upset stomach, diarrhea! CHERRY PEPTO!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i dont match any of those qualities, but have previously killed a family of amish folk? am i still a heartless bastard?

this is old news. and he's really a woman. he's got an functional uterus.

At 7/5/08 02:09 AM, MikeRomanul wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/43 8419

someone had a bad bout with LSD

At 7/5/08 01:58 AM, millathekilla wrote:

if you're talking about jacking off onto his face while he sleeps, then thats a brilliant idea.

Retard he's my dad. Your sick, go die.

hey but how pissed would you be to wake up with dried up jizz crusted all over your face? think about it its priceless.

At 7/5/08 01:54 AM, millathekilla wrote:

At 7/5/08 01:53 AM, Jenou wrote: put maple syrup in his underwear drawer.

Good idea, but do you know how to make a non lethal bomb that showers someone with a certain "Debris"

if you're talking about jacking off onto his face while he sleeps, then thats a brilliant idea.

At 7/5/08 01:54 AM, TheDrizzleStick wrote:

"huh huh, yeah Dwayne, parody threads ain't funny, huh huh huh."

neither are noobs who think they're smart. "huh huh huh."

put maple syrup in his underwear drawer.

fields of marijuana. Legalize it.

i can drive a car with no mufflers
no mufflers
no mufflers

Look at me Look at me
Gel in my hair like its good to be
A GIVE
Turkey with all the fixins
Even when the g's are hatin on me
I can show you how to stub a toe
I can show you how to upper-decker
I can climb up a telephone pole
While me and my friends get high together
I can choke on a cherry stem
Who cares about Leif Ericsson
I can name my first daughter Delores
And fireworks are american
Me and my friends shot a platypus
My and my friends all hate to cook
I think I'll read a book
I can fuck anything I want cause look---

I can spy on neighbors with no telescope
no telescope
no telescope
And I can get off without pornography
pornography
pornography

Look at me Look at me
Just called to say that its good to have
GOOD VIBES
And I'm like Bob Marley
Rollin up the dankest weed
I can make money go rob a shoe store
I can make a living selling lima beans
I can break down an engine
Watch as I guzzle down all this gasoline!
Im the epitomy of patriotic
I can make girls have sweet erotic
orgasms; thats how i do my business
And I can skip taxes without an audit
Axles, tires, carburetors
all car parts I need for later
I can see the reason why I had to buy them
My car broke down and needs these items, and

I can please a nation with my genitals
my genitals
my genitals
And I can eat banannas in the stratoshpere
in the stratosphere
in the stratoshpere

Look at me Look at me
Lookin for a truck stop
Cause I really need to pee
My bladder's ready to pop
My cock is massive
You cant endure
My balls impressive
My semen is pure
I can solve any problem with masturbation
try to avoid bad confrontations
juggle lots of skinny asthma patients
Feed their pubes to mad dalmatians
I can have anybody clean a prison
Even if they dont like it
And I can put aliens into submission
When I order movies off of OnDemand because
Charter beats the hell out of satellite
out of satellite
out of satellite
And algae sure looks cool through a sicroscope
through a microscope
through a microscope
And I can make the arabs lower oil costs
lower oil costs
lower oil costs
lower oil costs
lower oil costs
lower oil costs

i can drive a car with no mufflers
no mufflers
no mufflers
i can drive a car with no mufflers
no mufflers
no mufflers

At 7/3/08 05:30 AM, FuckingAltWayneBrady wrote:

At 7/3/08 05:29 AM, Jenou wrote: yugioh and pokemon started off fairly simple, with good plotlines and a good game.

NO..

dont act like you didnt like them when they first came out.

they start off good, until they begin to make money and gain a global fanbase. for example, yugioh and pokemon started off fairly simple, with good plotlines and a good game. However, upon experiencing a couple years of success, both series began releasing new cards/pokemon more frequently, in an attempt to make more money most likely, and they became overdone and old.

now you hardly ever hear people talk about pokemon or yugioh, unless its about their former identities.

This is why all card games are destined to fail.

At 7/3/08 03:05 AM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 7/3/08 03:03 AM, Bolo wrote: That's not true. Marijuana is a depressant, not a stimulant. In that sense, it is akin to alcohol.

You've never even touched the shit. Don't rely on your textbooks.

exactly. just because its a depressant, doesnt mean it acts the same as alcohol. ive driven high; its an experience i can only describe as interesting. it seems as if you're on a ride, not driving a car. you just seem to get to where you're going, and when you get there it seems like no time has passed at all. When I drive high, I also notice that I observe all the traffic laws.

I am very against drunk driving, because unlike high driving, it encourages speed and recklessness. my uncle was killed by a drunk driver.

At 7/3/08 03:46 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:

At 7/3/08 03:34 AM, Jenou wrote: i think this is horribly wrong. I have the right to treat my body as i please, and as long as i dont invade someone else's rights I think I deserve to smoke weed.

Yes, but it is illeagal because it increases the chances you invade someone else's rights.

so then why isnt alcohol illegal?

At 7/3/08 04:19 AM, unownedJR wrote: http://blogs.salon.com/0002762/stories/2 003/12/22/whyIsMarijuanaIllegal.html

BROMMPP

marijuana is illegal simply because of propaganda and ignorance through the twentieth century.

At 7/3/08 04:18 AM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 7/3/08 04:14 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Pot smokers are criminals.

Pink Floyd are criminals

and i guess that makes bob marley a criminal too.

At 7/3/08 03:39 AM, Irukandji12 wrote: I believe the question is: Why do you feel the need to poison your body with illegal substances? To make yourself seem cool or badass? Because all it really does is make you look like an idiot. I believe that some of these will kill you too.

why do people drink? to make themselves look cool or badass? no. they drink because they enjoy it. I enjoy smoking marijuana, and i have never harmed anyone while high or even offended them for that matter. so why should i be denied my right to pursue happiness as long as im not hurting others?

free country my ass.

i think this is horribly wrong. I have the right to treat my body as i please, and as long as i dont invade someone else's rights I think I deserve to smoke weed.

What about people who drink? They get all beligerent and kill people on the road. and before you even begin to argue with me on stoned driving deaths, read this.

At 7/3/08 02:56 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: Pedo?

older girls hate you?!

younger girls adore you?!?

im not a pedo cus its them who hit on me. i go generally for the older women. if i go younger i never go less than two years younger than me.

they WILL get every one of those signatures plus more.

Lately the only girls who have been hitting on me have been much MUCH younger than me. And I always tell them I cant hang out with them/go out with them because there's too much of an age difference. It's starting to get old.

What could this mean?

At 7/3/08 02:48 AM, PandaBearKitten wrote: I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

that is some fucked up shit my friend.

I personally prefer this here dank bud!

yummeh.

At 6/30/08 08:26 AM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Dear GOD.

Five hours without Newgrounds?!?!

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?!?

youtube.