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that was about as funny as a colonoscopy

wheres my sig, cryogen? My email address is middensos@aol.com

At 5/25/05 09:23 PM, munka7 wrote: This has just been submitted in the portal 10 minutes ago and seriously, how didn't this get blammed? This is serious shite.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/239547

dear god. Thats too shitty not to get blammed. To wade!!!!!!!!

At 5/25/05 08:43 PM, kfrogg wrote: ?ok when i login the i go play a game or rate a movie and so on then it says im not login what the f*** man

try refresh. or email wade.

Id love a sig with Murdoc on it. I love the Gorillaz. I dont care what anyone else says.

At 5/25/05 08:49 PM, Deathsaw_Glock wrote: He' s not tough shit if he wears glasses. CONGRADS! You beat up a nerd.

rofl

At 5/25/05 05:03 PM, Vikram_the_Vampire wrote: I'd been going out with her for like a year and I thought she was the one. But she just dumped me for a excahnge student she met yesterday! and before you say it I am not EMO

i feel you there. One of my girlfriends dumped me after 10 months which is like almost a year so you know. Dude, love sucks monkey balls. The sex is good though.

always get laid before you get dumped, kids!

iff you kill the tree's, there would be a worldwide oxygen loss, cutting life around the world. dont be ignorent.

Dude, red robin's burgers are so fattening its not even funny. Those processed heart attacks will cut you 20 years off your life.

At 5/25/05 08:16 PM, CodeZone wrote: Do you guys think people submitting hentai games is a good idea? Or do you think hentai games are just an excuse from looking at porn and should be banned from NG?

im not particular to hentai. i much rather enjoy normal-people porn.

i love america. i dont know why anyone would hate it.

how do i know how many whistle points i have?

how do i know how much i nwwd to get to the next level whistle?

At 5/25/05 07:54 PM, ghettobird44 wrote: well should i ? cuz if i do i would have 2 sell my ps2 and gameboy sp they sound good but if u got 1 plez tell me if i should pick 1 up or not

if you have to sell your ps2, then no. wait till the price goes down then buy it. its not worth sacrificing a PS2, dude.

I love scary movies and am a bit sadistic myself. I love it when the monster feeds on the girl's intestines. Im a bit athletic and enjoy working out and playing football and baseball. I feel i could beat the shit out of a weak monster.

So, Green lanturn, how would i fare?

At 5/25/05 07:01 PM, BonusStage wrote: Which one would you squat on while having a seizure ... dog?

Seizure_Dog Pwns Squating_Dog with his rusty pipe of power!

so youre saying you want yourself to be ridiculed and killed? wow, some self esteem you have there, buddy.

might i ask why lord humungus is angry?

At 5/24/05 06:31 PM, drspooks wrote: we all know smoking is bad for you. but doesn't it still look cool. isn't the fact that it looks very cool more important than the health risks

i dont smoke. im athletic.

Squatting_Dog wrote

P.S. I'M NOT GAY.

u sure? i mean you offered to go down on another guy. Thats files as gay in my book.

At 5/24/05 10:56 PM, AngryToaster wrote: Hey, hey, did you guys know, that, my friend, he has a vagina on his left shoulder.

no joke?

cool points are intangible. theyre kinda like what people think of you.

for example: a n00b has no "cool points". a level 9 person has a few. a high level user has a good amount of popularity, and a mod has the highest amount.

get it?

At 5/25/05 05:34 PM, wesdood wrote: ok there is this senior girl at my old skool. im a sophmore. she really liked me before i changed skool. and today i jsut asked her if she'd "get busy" with me. she said yea. should i?

you asked her, now youre nervous. dont ask to have sex and not follow through. listen. it should be 99% of all men's dreams to get laid. if youre getting second thoughts about sexxing up a hot senior girl, then there's something wrong.

At 5/24/05 04:50 PM, MattMan657 wrote: i know someone made one for mario. i thought that sonic is just as cool. so i made one. my favorite sonic game is Sonic 3 locked with Sonic and Knuckles.

My favorite sonic game is SA1 for the Sega Dreamcast.

At 5/25/05 06:47 PM, Vi3tdud34lyf3 wrote: i like watermellons, how bout you

I can spell watermelons right, what about you?

YAAFM. Plus, if you let another dude do that to you, youre a fag. It tickles. It does not give orgasms.

electronic cleaner whipes. theyll clean anything electronic.

numero uno. ive had relationships where the girl was trying to get over another guy. she ebentually did and we went out. it all works out.

dont go with number two. the risk is high that she'll reject you. and thats not your goal.

if you have your eyes on number three, wait and get to know her better. see how things go after that and leave another post.

-Jenou.

At 5/24/05 09:59 PM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote: If you live in a bubble, then you probably haven't heard the new title for the new Zelda game. It's called The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess. Now, I don't agree with the people that say it's the worst Zelda title ever, but I was very disappointed when I heard the title. I mean, Link turns into a fucking warewolf! And they put the word "princess" in it's title. I mean even The Legend of Zelda: Dark World sounds better. It's a good thing the graphics are kick-ass enough to make up for a weak title.

I pre-ordered that game two weeks ago at the local gamestop. I agree, its the shittiest name for a zelda game, but its going to be worth every cent.

Dude. Nintendo's been going down the tubes ever since wind waker came out.

Darth Vader