I'm starting to get super annoyed with all of these back to school commercials that include mothers bragging about how healthy, and how much their kids love the food they're buying.

Examples of this horrible advertising trend would be: The Pillsbury Toaster Strudel commercial, the Nutella hazelnut spread commercial, some pizza bite commercial, and I'm sure there are a few more that I just can't seem to remember at the moment.

The Nutella commercial probably annoys me the most considering once you look at the nutrition facts, it's completely unhealthy. I mean, the first ingredient is sugar...

I'm sick of misleading commercials, and I'm annoyed with that generic 'mom voice.'
When will the madness end?!

I always found Yugioh to be extremely annoying. I just never understood why they would make a show that was so similar to another (ie. Pokemon) Although, Pokemon on the other had was so much better in my opinion.

Probably because why would you want to own the moon? No one really has any use for it... there's no point.

I was at my grandmas old house, and then my moms friend gave me a pink tea set. That's all I remember.

My user name consists of my first name, and my middle name.
Unfortunately, the story isn't all that epic, and if I were you I probably wouldn't care either.

Get over your fear and shave it with a razor like everyone else.
Your poor girlfriend... I feel her pain.

Aha, no but seriously, facial hair sucks.

That actually made me giggle a bit... probably because I'm sure I've done something similar to that before.

You're making me crave cookies and milk so badly.

Boy: Jaden or Aiden.
Girl: Jade.

Personally, I don't ever want to have kids, ever.

At least it was only the mouse that broke, they're relatively cheap in comparison to other things that could have broke near a computer.

You'll have a better day tomorrow, I'm sure.

I get too attached to my belongings, even the ones I've had since I was a kid.
I can't imagine selling everything, even though I obviously don't use any of it.

I'm kind of a pack rat...

It wouldn't really be child abuse, it would be neglect.
By not training your child how to use the toilet, you're pretty much just causing my work for yourself.

My boyfriend and I actually just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail yesterday.
I found it to be quite enjoyable; I had a few good laughs.

I actually can't think of anything that I lied about as a kid, I was never really much of a liar.
But I'm sure I might have told white lies every once in a while.

Life would be extremely boring because you wouldn't be able to learn anything new.
Also, you would have a hard time relating to people considering you know it all while everyone else is so unsure of most things other than well known facts.

I save the lady bugs that get stuck inside my window, and then release them back outside.
They're cute. ^.^

A stolen train set, maybe.

You know, now that song finally makes a bit of sense.
I can't believe I didn't make the connection sooner.

Oh Kurt, you and your songs about rape.

Pelican the band is better... they don't shit on people, ever.

You know, I was really expecting a story that was more out of the ordinary.
Everyone has almost been hit by a car at one point.

I personally don't see the point in having porn on your user page.
Yeah, it would make people more likely to go on your user page knowing it would have porn... but, would you really want to know that other guys are clicking your link possibly just to masturbate?

He sounds like a real winner.
I don't see why you wouldn't say yes!

Oh, that's impossible.
Don't be silly.

It's funny because your mom sounds so similar to my mom.
They should be friends.

A friend of mine who works at Starbucks told her manager I was looking for a job and said I would be perfect to work there, so her manager put the job on hold for me.
My mom of course, kept refusing to take me to go and apply.
Now, about a month later my mom is nagging me to find a job, but every day I ask her to go drop me off at the mall to fill out applications, she says no... it just doesn't make any sense to me.
Then, yesterday I realized I was missing twenty dollars, which could have been put forth to good use.
Pretty much, I'm out of money, and cannot get a job.
I blame my mother.

Yes sir, I am in fact straight.

Bring Me The Horizon's lyrics are probably the worst part.
It's like, "Okay guys, think of all the most 'hardcore' gruesome shit you can think of, then... we'll write a song about all of it."

Example:
"I whispered in her ear:
You better fear me dear, for I am Death,
I'll take that shit you call a life, in a single fucking breath.

I'll take your hope,
I'll take your fucking dreams!
I'll take your love,
I'll take everything you fucking...
BITCH!

I'll steal the diamonds
From your eyes,
I'll turn your promises
Into lies."

I think, the only reason why girls claim to 'like' them, is because they think it makes them look completely bad ass, and possibly 'scene' and gives them a sad excuse to say that they like 'death metal'. That, and Oli Sykes, their lead singer is probably one of the most beautiful men to walk the earth... I'll even admit it. Either way, girls who are completely obsessed with BMTH, are usually just trying extremely hard to fit in without having a mind of their own.

I don't really find Brad Pitt to be all that attractive.
Although, in Fight Club I found him to be a lot sexier than normal.

Still though, he's not quite my um... my type?

Definitely Brunettes.

It usually depends on the situation. But, a lot of the time I just listen to music and try to forget about it.

I don't understand why you're complaining...

You could easily shut your door keeping your dog from humping you in the morning, but something tells me you subconsciously enjoy the attention.