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Author Search Results: 'Jeffaro'

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Topic: What Do You Suck At

Posted: 01/04/09 05:03 PM

Forum: General

1.Socializing.
2.Drawing.
3.Singing.

Eh..Thats all I can think of for now.


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Topic: What will you name your children?

Posted: 01/03/09 07:25 AM

Forum: General

Boy:Cain/James
Girl:Ariel/Sidney

If I have kids (unlikely) ill give them something I never got..A cool name!


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Topic: I'll Make Fun Of Your Favorite Band

Posted: 01/02/09 02:57 PM

Forum: General

Death...

try it.


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Topic: I want more evil!!!

Posted: 12/31/08 06:37 AM

Forum: Audio


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Topic: Personality Traits

Posted: 12/30/08 06:29 PM

Forum: General

When I was younger I guess I was somewhat social, I had a few friends to talk to.Once I got to Sixth grade I was the total opposite of what I was in prior grades.I was quiet and nervous.Although..A grade later, I was loud,rude and obnoxious.

That continued for another grade..

Currently im the same socially awkward kid I was in sixth grade.


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Topic: Band you gotta know

Posted: 12/27/08 04:09 AM

Forum: General

Death - Pull The Plug

Great Death metal band.


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Topic: Do you fit your stereotypes?

Posted: 12/21/08 09:20 PM

Forum: General

Race: Caucasian/Part german.
Im not a nazi and do not aprove of mass genocide.

Gender: Male
I dont talk about cars and all this tough guy bullshit on a daily basis.I am rather introverted and quiet.

Hair color: Dark brown
I am not completely sure about hair stereotypes..

Religion: Agnostic
I get REALLY fucking annoyed when somebody is trying to shove their religion down my throat.And having to listen to them tell me what is right and wrong..I believe in a god, just not their god.


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Topic: Nostalgia Critic Or Avgn?

Posted: 12/21/08 02:47 AM

Forum: General

Im gonna go with Nostalgia Critic on this one.

I feel that AVGN's humor as of late has been quite dull and played out..I just like the Critic better because he generally has something new to bring to the table with his reviews.


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Topic: The last insult that really got you

Posted: 12/21/08 02:37 AM

Forum: General

Well..Yeah..This insult was not a direct one,but fuck it here's my story.

One day I decided to join in on a conversation with two people about music(one of the people is an asshole).I dont remember exactly what they were talking about prior to when I mentioned the song ''Hammer Smashed Face'' by Cannibal Corpse.

All I remember is that the asshole replies Oh, is that real music? in a mocking tone.After that the two people just continued their conversation while laughing and discussing their favorite bands.

Yeah, I know everyone has the right to have an opinion..But if you are going to give an opinion then by all means give me a logical fucking answer as to why you think ''this'' or ''that'' is what you think its.

TLDR: Asshole with no musical talent mocks a band that I like for no reason-This offended me.


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Topic: Most used programs?

Posted: 12/20/08 07:56 PM

Forum: General

Firefox
Gearbox 3.0 (Guitar Amp Modeling Software)
Windows Media Player 11
Xfire
Trend Micro PC-cillin

Thats pretty much it.


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Topic: Wanking To Cartoons? Virginnnnnnnnn

Posted: 12/14/08 10:30 AM

Forum: General

At 12/12/08 07:59 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: such a girl doesnt exist, and if she does it will just be a matter of time before she cracks out her 14" backbusting strapon declaring it as "My Turn".

Kinky...


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Topic: What's Freakish about you?

Posted: 12/09/08 06:09 AM

Forum: General

1.I always have dark rings around my eyes even if I get the correct amount of sleep.

2.When im in a bathroom stall at school I wont touch any of the handles with my bare hands.I'll open the door with my shirt and flush with my foot.

3.I check silverware/cups for spots before I eat..If they have water spots or anything else I wont use them.

4.When in public I tune everyone out and keep repeating music notes in my head..(A,A sharp,B,B sharp,C..)

5.If im nervous I tend to pace around in a circle/straight line or if im sitting ill shake my leg or bend paper clips.

Thats just about it.


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Topic: Entrance Music!?

Posted: 12/08/08 02:53 PM

Forum: General

Iniquity - The bullets breath

Run up to the ring like the Ultimate Warrior while it is playing.


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Topic: How would you punish your kids?

Posted: 12/08/08 07:56 AM

Forum: General

At 12/7/08 07:24 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 12/7/08 09:15 AM, Jeffaro wrote:
How about clamping a car battery to their nipples or shoving lit candles up their asses?

Thats perfect..Why not pour scolding hot candle wax onto them as well?


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Topic: How would you punish your kids?

Posted: 12/07/08 09:15 AM

Forum: General

I would punish them in the most kinkyest way possible..

WHIPPINGS!


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Topic: Who is the "wierd kid" at your

Posted: 12/06/08 07:06 AM

Forum: General

The joke is on me because, I am the 'weird kid' at my school apparently..I am still boggled to this day as to how I earned this title.


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Topic: The Most Violent Thing you've ever.

Posted: 12/05/08 07:51 PM

Forum: General

I punched allot of holes in my wall..

Old wall.

The Most Violent Thing you've ever.


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Expressionless

Topic: Your Personality Disorder(s)!

Posted: 12/05/08 07:45 PM

Forum: General

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Yeah..


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Topic: How Well Do You Eat/drink?

Posted: 11/30/08 12:13 AM

Forum: General

Drinks
5.5/7

I drink mostly Juice and Water.Occasionally ill drink soda or milk.

Food
3.5/7

My food diet is rather inconsistant.Its pretty much a mix of good and bad.Its mostly consisted of meat / grain.It lacks vegitables and fruit.

Even with my crappy nutrition im still a stick man : /


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Topic: Your shower/bath routine?

Posted: 11/26/08 05:16 PM

Forum: General

1.Enter Bathroom prepared with clothng
2.Put on music
3.Do pushups
4.Undress
5.Enter shower
6.Turn on shower
7.Bathe
8.Wash lower body
9.Wash upper body
10.Bathe
11.Wash hair
12.Bathe
13.Step out shower
14.Comb/Blow dry hair
15.Dry off
16.Get dressed

Thats it.


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Topic: Check out your open chakras!

Posted: 11/26/08 12:07 AM

Forum: General

Root: under-active (-38%)
Sacral: under-active (-13%)
Navel: under-active (-31%)
Heart: under-active (-25%)
Throat: open (0%)
Third Eye: open (6%)
Crown: under-active (-19%)

I think this is bad..Right?


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Topic: The Newgrounds Birthday Calender

Posted: 11/22/08 04:38 PM

Forum: General

3/17.93

Saint patricks day.


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Topic: good songs relating to zombies?

Posted: 11/17/08 08:03 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: $50k or 1night with...

Posted: 11/17/08 05:18 AM

Forum: General

I will pick door #2 If it meant I could do ''ANYTHING'' I wanted to her..

If not then Ill just take the cash.


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Topic: 100 uses for chicken soup...

Posted: 11/17/08 04:27 AM

Forum: General

You could possibly put out a fire with it?


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Topic: How do you stand out?

Posted: 11/17/08 04:07 AM

Forum: General

My frizzy long hair,all black clothing,goatee,deep voice and ugly face are what make me stand out.


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Topic: How much do you Bench, NG?

Posted: 11/16/08 12:16 AM

Forum: General

I can bench around 110 pounds (including the bar).I weight 130 so..Yeah its about right.


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Topic: If you had 2500 free dollars...

Posted: 11/11/08 06:51 PM

Forum: General

I would buy an ESP M-I NTB and swap out the bridge pickup for a Dimarzio X2N.


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Topic: Are You Emotionally Retarded?

Posted: 11/08/08 09:32 PM

Forum: General

This test is too simple and not accurate enough.

Are You Emotionally Retarded?


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Topic: Broken E strings...

Posted: 11/04/08 08:38 PM

Forum: General

I feel your pain..This is why I started getting DR strings.They last 'allot' longer and have a good tone to them.

By the way..Is that a Trace Warbeast?

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