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Author Search Results: 'Jeffaro'

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Topic: I'm 19, yay?

Posted: 11/07/09 08:52 PM

Forum: General

Happy birthday!

You are one year closer to death!


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Topic: If you could get rid of one sport..

Posted: 11/04/09 09:15 PM

Forum: General

I would get rid of basket ball.I'm tired of hearing all of this Lebron james shit.


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Topic: You Know What Day It Is

Posted: 10/31/09 02:56 AM

Forum: General

I'm gonna furiously masturbate.


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Topic: Greatest drummer ever?

Posted: 10/28/09 08:40 PM

Forum: General

Gene Hoglan and Dave Lambardo?

I don't play drums, so I wouldn't know.


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Topic: My feet...

Posted: 10/27/09 08:47 PM

Forum: General

I'm a failure, I only have size 9 shoes.

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Topic: how long it takes to be approved

Posted: 10/27/09 08:25 PM

Forum: Audio

I can range from three days to two weeks.Once you hit that two week mark send a PM to a audio moderator.


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Topic: if you owned Newgrounds...

Posted: 10/27/09 08:21 PM

Forum: General

I would take the sites revenue until a certain point.Then I would delete everything on the site and turn it into a blank white page.

For the lulz.


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Topic: Having School Suicidal Thoughts

Posted: 10/27/09 12:23 PM

Forum: General

End it now, its the only way!
Too cruel, that is what they say!
Release me from this lonely world!
There is no hope, why don't you?!
Pull the plug!
Let me pass away!
Pull the plug!
Don't wanna live this way!

As for your question, try to get a therapist.Anti depressants would help too.


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Topic: If You Could Kill One Musician...

Posted: 10/26/09 03:13 PM

Forum: General

Soulja boy for Chuck Schuldiner of Death.


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Topic: My 2nd Usmc Expert Rifle Qual

Posted: 10/22/09 09:00 AM

Forum: General

At 10/22/09 08:58 AM, michelinman wrote: Lol @ M16. Those things are junk. Waste of an ACOG.

Lawlz yeah, teh marinez shud hav deaglez insted.


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Topic: Albums that need to be listened to

Posted: 10/22/09 08:58 AM

Forum: General

The sound of perseverance - Death

That album changed me.


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Topic: Man performs one-finger press-ups..

Posted: 10/21/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

Whenever you do a push up, you lift around 60% of your body weight.Now, imagine how many pounds are being lifted with his FINGER.


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Topic: Repressed Memories

Posted: 10/16/09 02:34 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 11:38 PM, Slain wrote: No, I know what you're thinking. My uncle Bob didn't touch me inappropriately.

Uncle Bob?

Don't lie..

Repressed Memories


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Topic: Silversun Pickups..if you know them

Posted: 10/15/09 01:40 AM

Forum: General

Oh..Until I did a google search I thought you were talking about Guitar pickups. lol
As for your answers..No and no.


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Topic: Post Song Ideas in one sentence.

Posted: 10/12/09 12:06 AM

Forum: Audio

Write a song about being raped,tortured and killed by a Zebra.


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Topic: Longer school days

Posted: 10/11/09 07:37 PM

Forum: General

President Obama knows everything.And he knows what is right for the American people.WE NEED CHANGE!

Seriously though, no.

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Topic: Badass chords.

Posted: 10/08/09 11:00 PM

Forum: Audio

I present to you..

A:
F:
C:
G:6
D:6
A:6

The devil chord.


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Topic: What do you want?

Posted: 10/08/09 07:27 AM

Forum: General

At 10/8/09 07:25 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 10/8/09 07:20 AM, Jeffaro wrote: 1.Glock 17 with manual and cleaning tools. - Fifty
2.Five hundred 17 round glock magazines.
I want to get home, and get the hot girl

Also!

I want duct tits added to my list.


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Topic: What do you want?

Posted: 10/08/09 07:20 AM

Forum: General

1.Glock 17 with manual and cleaning tools. - Fifty
2.Five hundred 17 round glock magazines.
3.1,000,000 rounds of Federal 115 grain 9mm Hallow point +P+ ammunition.
4.Fully automatic AK-47 with manual and cleaning tools. - Fifty
5.One hundred steel 30 round AK-47 magazines.
6.1,000,000 rounds of Federal 124 grain 7.62x39mm FMJ ammunition.
7.SIG 556 Patrol model with manual and cleaning tools. - Fifty
8.Five hundred polymer SIG 556 magazines.
9.1,000,000 rounds of Federal 55 grain 5.56x45mm FMJ ammunition.
10.M2 Browning heavy machine gun. - Twenty five.
11.10,000,000 rounds of 50 BMG ammunition.
12.A battle fortress that will accommodate one hundred soldiers.
13.Food,supplies and vehicles for my fortress.
14.One hundred trained soldiers.
15.A black ESP M-I with a Dimarzio X2N in the bridge. Five of these but with different colors.
16.A custom B.C Rich Stealth with a see thru black finish,25.5 scale,gotoh locking tuners,gotoh tuno matic bridge,an EMG 81 in the bridge and an EMG 85 in the neck. Ten of these but with different colors.
17.Marshall JCM 800. Ten of these
18.Randall stacks. One hundred
19.Various pedals for my amps. Eighty
20.Microphones and mixers. Eighty
21.Studio headphones. Fifty
22.Super computers for gaming and recording. Fifty
23.Sex slave. Ten
24.Control of the worlds economy.
25.Telekinetic powers.
26.Super strength.
27.Healing powers.
28.Adamantium bones.
29.Martial arts skills equivalent of Bruce lees.
30.Super speed.
31.Invisibility.
32.The power to manipulate matter.
33.Flying powers.
34.Super reflexes.
35.Genius IQ.
36.Guitar skills that surpass Paul Gilbert's.

Can you do that for me?


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Topic: Name the Gun Contest!

Posted: 10/08/09 12:49 AM

Forum: General

''Penis size insecurity hand cannon''.

Right?

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Topic: Using headphones

Posted: 10/07/09 09:15 PM

Forum: Audio

If you use a decent pair of studio headphones for mastering you will hear certain frequencies that you would not hear on SOME speakers.Personally, I don't fully rely on my headphones to master a song.On regular speakers some things may be too loud, such as a snare drum or bass guitar.I end up having to switch between the both of them to find a mix that will sound good on MOST speaker setups.

TLDR: You need to use head phones and speakers.


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Topic: I... want to learn how to sing.

Posted: 09/26/09 09:03 PM

Forum: General

Judging from your list of bands, I think you will like this German singer.You should listen and follow his example.He has a fantastic voice.

Linky.


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Topic: Whitch emoticon discribes you?

Posted: 09/22/09 06:20 PM

Forum: General

I'M A DEPRESSED ZOMBIE!

I

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Topic: I got pepper sprayed

Posted: 09/21/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 07:54 PM, Cybersief wrote: Gouge out your eyes.

Trust me...

It helped Dr.Weir...

I got pepper sprayed


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Topic: give me chilled music

Posted: 09/21/09 01:59 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: I'm Running Away

Posted: 09/20/09 09:02 AM

Forum: General

At 9/20/09 05:24 AM, Gagsy wrote: Don't be so fucking selfish kid.

Lies and deception.Don't listen!Use your hate!


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Topic: Audio Advertisements!

Posted: 09/18/09 10:09 AM

Forum: Audio

This is a Death cover that me and TwilightNecrosis did a while back.Come check it out and give me your opinions!


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Topic: Coldest place in the Solar system

Posted: 09/18/09 08:41 AM

Forum: General

At 9/18/09 08:38 AM, generalwinter wrote:
At 9/18/09 05:18 AM, Jeffaro wrote: I don't know about you guys but..I think the sun is the coldest place in the solar system.
The sun, the moon, what is the real differnece? :D

Yeah, its not like we need the moon.All it does is take up space and I have to see it every night, so..We should nuke the moon.

Right?


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Topic: The letter E.

Posted: 09/18/09 05:46 AM

Forum: General

Pillars and dicks surround him..But, his salvation is within walking distance.His salvation is a virus!Aids..

Did I win?


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Topic: Sophomore girl sitting with me...

Posted: 09/18/09 05:35 AM

Forum: General

A 55 grain 5.56x45mm full metal jacket bullet would solve your problem.Oh sh-!

I can't help you.

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