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At 4/6/12 04:06 PM, Ericho wrote: I thought you were going to mention how you were happily married to someone, but it turned out to be a thread about Burger King. Good enough, I suppose. I mean, in today's economy, you probably do have as much of a period of time to be with a spouse than you do with a job. I used to work at a McDonald's, and I think Burger King now has better food anyway.

I guess I just haven't found anyone worth being in a relationship yet. But it's not so bad being single.
Burger King indeed has better food that shitty Mickey D's

At 4/6/12 03:41 PM, psychicpebble wrote: I "work" at Youtube, Newgrounds, Demonvault, and SharkRobot.

I've been doing it for about a year and a half, and it's fun and I'm doing what I love. The pay isn't fantastical and taxes are a bitch (since I'm self employed), but I love it.

It's better than working at Arby's, where I worked for a year. That was fucking shit.

That's awesome. And lol I assume any jobs that involve waitressing must suck.

You've put me through hell and back but i still love you, bby.
Burger King. <3

lol so this thread reminded me that as of last week I've been working at Burger King for two years. Not exactly something to be proud of but hey, it's a job. Plus the 20% discount and the chill boss I have make up for the fact that I'm a fry cook. At least until I finish college. (Here's some advice kiddies, work hard in school so you can apply for scholarships/grants.) My dumbass slacked off but oh well. Still a decent job.

So Newgrounds, what kind of job do you have and how long have you worked there. And if any of you guys don't have a job, what kind would you want?

Chances are I'm not gonna be as successful as any of those guys so I'm sticking to college.

Ezekiel 25:17

cool points to whoever gets the reference

Damn that must suck for whoever's house that is

hit it and quit it
tell bro
bro dumps her ass
me n my bro talk about tappin dat ass and what a stupid ho she was over a beer

it's all secretly about oil, really.

they're not even hot so who cares?

I don't pay much attention to them.

I hate when girls have the worst boob jobs. Like when girls nipples are in completely different directions or when their boobs are like 2 fists apart.

It just kills the mood.

Just got photoshop yesterday, so it's not great.

At 7/18/08 11:31 AM, JimmySaint wrote: poor lvl 59ers....

I actually wouldn't mind...

I finally realized something. (idk if this applies to everyone or not but...)

Have you ever noticed that whenever you see a hot girl, her mom is butt-ugly???

Like one day i was at this bake sale at my school and some of these girls who were hot were selling some cupcakes. then their ugly ass moms came in and helped them sell some cupcakes.

And it's not just in my school where i noticed it. It's basically EVERYWHERE! I go to the store and i see hot girls with their dog-faced moms shopping.

So guys, if you ever see an ugly bitch in her mid 40's, chances are she has a hot daughter who's single!

Don't believe me? Check it out yourself. Choose 10 hot girls in your school and look at thier moms. 8 out of 10 of those mom's are likely to be ugly!