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Oh wow man that's crazy. Definitely call police. You can leave anonymous information to pretty much any law or protection agency when reporting a crime. You obviously care about your friend so I suggest calling police before it gets even worse that it already is.

YOLO

An old buddy of mine showed me that Newgrounds Rumble game and a bunch of other games on here. I thought they were fun so why not?

Never been to Cali but Florida's guilty of being materialistic, especially Orlando and Clearwater.

Man, what a way to go.

Haha I actually like my job. The hours are great and my boss is pretty lenient.

Damn it's sad how desperate kids these days are.

I wonder how many people know that they're memes.

Damn, that's a nice car. But you gotta take it to a mechanic and make sure everything's working properly before you buy it.

I always thought that too. I thought it was just personal preference but I used to hang out with a couple of guys who'd point out little flaws in girls I'd never even notice until they mentioned it. Most guys aren't even in a position to be that picky when it comes to girls. Unless the girl's a bitch or doesn't take care of herself, I can find many girls attractive.

I used to love black Mountain Dew. They need to bring it back.

I actually met Pitbull when I was visiting my cousin in Miami last year. We talked for a bit and he's a really nice guy in person. It's awesome to see famous people who don't forget where they came from. And I don't know if this counts but that same cousin also met Megan Fox but apparently she was a bitch lol.

Some brony fag.

Haha well I can't find it but I used to always sleep with a Winnie the Pooh plush when I was a baby.

Cutting it shorter will probably make it seem a lot less noticeable and make people think that's just how your hairline is.

Oh man, I hate that. My aunt's cat does that to me every time I visit.

Florida is pretty good. It can get really hot and the threat of hurricanes is always there but other than that I love it here.

Man, I wish I lived in Cali.

Weekend at Bernie's.

Buy Chloroseptic spray but if you can't go to a store now, gargle hot water with salt.

My buddy who I've known since elementary school and he's 19. But he's not socially awkward or anything, he just hasn't been in a relationship long enough to have sex.

Taxpayers money hard at work right there.

My aunt's house.

EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'!

Damn that sucks. I had a friend who got her phone and camera stolen in Disney World.

Fuckers who don't stop at stop signs. I almost got hit twice the other day because these two fucktards decided to drive through them.

You're probably just hanging around the immature girls. I bet there are some level-headed girls your age. You just gotta look harder.

That sounds like a decent way to spend it.

Oh, and happy birthday.

I do my best to try and straighten out bills before putting them into the machine but after a while of trying I just go to the nearest convenience store and buy whatever I wanted there.

Be confident.