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well from what ive heard, theyll prolly wait for the fall to start the season now. i dont think they would cancel something so popular.. though i havent heard what daves plans are.

hell, im in college and i still think poop jokes are funny..

At 5/4/05 03:14 PM, dawsdani wrote: The only true hangover cure is to drink more alcohol. Never fails.

exactly.. you wake up with a hangover and you take a shot of bacardi 151. problem solved, as well as a great start to the day.

Personally, I like Butterfingers and Nutrageous

I listen to Jack Johnson and Nils Lofgren. The sweet acoustics and slow tempos are just awesome to chill to. Simon and Garfunkel are also great ones.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was great, I thought. It was really weird, but if you thought the trailer was interesting, that's what pretty much the entire movie is about.

Just because it's that good, I'm also gonna have to say Sin City's a must see.

haha reminds me of that story awhile back where this guy heard a hissing sound before his computer smoked and fizzled out. Once he cracked open the pc, he found an 8 ft snake entwined in the system. The pictures were hilarious.

No doubt in my mind that my favorite character is Peter. I can't stop laughing at almost everything he says. Just classic lines, it's given I end up quoting him at least once a day.

At 6/4/04 06:04 PM, ARTISTJ wrote: what sucks about wierd money like that is the casheirs always get pissed when you spend half dollars, Susan B Anthoney's, 2 dollar bills, because they are irregular. I get rid of them as soon as posible because im not one who sits on rare money... to me, its all just a nuicence.

yeah, seriously. I even tried to pay one time in those gold dollars that were big awhile ago since I had a bunch left over and the cashier wasn't even sure if they were still good or not. So when I told her to ask her boss and just hurry it up, she told me that she just simply wouldn't except them.

Yeah I've got five or six I think from a long time ago. I dont know when they stopped circulating them but every now and then I'll see someone one ebay trying to sell them for an outrageous amount like $20 plus shipping and handling.

At 6/4/04 02:56 PM, Mr_Pop_Alot wrote: Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.

lol thats fucking awesome. I'd have to say this is my favorite of the ones posted here already. It's no robe and wizard hat but its just a plain old fucking with peoples heads and thats what makes it funny.

Ah, I've got some good memories with speghettios. One day like 10 years ago it snowed really hard outside so I wanted to go sledding. But my mom wanted me to eat something first, so I had some speghettios. Well, after about 4 hours of continually sledding down the hill then running back up the hill, my stomach wasn't feeling that good. So I threw up every last bit of those speghettios all over the snow. Ah, I wish I would have taken a picture. Nothing as beautiful as spaghettios and sauce splattered all over fresh snow. Beautiful.... *wipes tear*

Go with Vice City dude. You can do some much more and its a lot more worth the money than Getaway. Or just save up for GTA: San Andreas.

Its not bad if you get hired into a job that you enjoy. Otherwise, its hell. Like I had to get a summer job last year at a pet store and I hate working sales or at restaurants. So everytime I worked, I hated it and only focused on getting that glorious little slip of paper every two weeks that would make money magically appear in my bank account.

Thats funny. I wonder if hes a fan of the show.

At 6/2/04 09:21 PM, UltimateZeldaFan wrote: people you know whats fun?
getting a bunch of friends with tazers and playing
Tazer Tag!!!
man thats fun

ah yes. I can see it now, the next big televised sport. that would be sweet.

At 6/2/04 12:38 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Guns are for Texans and convenience store owners.

I want some fucking claws.

bah, I was excited until I saw how sharp they actually are. the reviewer guy says it "is the best self-defensive and offensive weapon I have ever had the joy of using" and yet he says its a false edge.
"(2) False Edge - A rating of Two denotes the look of an edge without the sharpness of one."
*sigh* I wanted real claws... claws that I could cut fruit with while not going through the trouble of getting a knife... dammit... all my hopes are lost...

I would kill geneane garafalo. Just listening to her talk pisses me off.

At 6/2/04 11:22 AM, pieoncar wrote: So quit bitching and get a pop up blocker or switch to a text based browser.

I agree, its just not that big of a deal to keep bitching about. If you want to send a lot of money to newgrounds to fund all of this without the ads, then feel free to do so. Otherwise, just ignore it or get a pop up blocker like pieoncar said.

yeah I got the evil genius too. mwa ha ha

my summer break officially starts today. graduation is next sunday though, then off to beach week. woot woot!

At 6/1/04 10:08 PM, Carmilla wrote:

At 6/1/04 08:10 PM, wickedclown1 wrote: what would you do if you had x-ray vision

Become an orthopedist.

I hereby promote this to be the one true answer in all of its goodwill and benefits to everyone.

At 6/1/04 04:57 PM, Morextremist wrote: Asian Anal #8
Thrill Bill
Lord of the G-Strings
Fingered vol.2
Do my Wife part 4

ah, yes... the journey into the movie classics... set aside a whole week for these! :)

At 6/1/04 04:30 PM, -Krossroads- wrote:

At 6/1/04 04:23 PM, JDubbMonkey wrote: Am I the first to get gollum? dammit... me and my split personality...

Yea u r, how did you get that.

I'm not sure dude. I was thinking I would get smith, but I guess choosing that "I have a split personality" thing made me get gollum.

Am I the first to get gollum? dammit... me and my split personality...

No doubt in my mind... Fight Club.

At 5/29/04 11:23 AM, KrazyKid89 wrote: i want my 5 minutes back please!

yeah, I'll take my 5 minutes back too please.

At 5/29/04 10:20 AM, skullmaster wrote: alright i have caller id and it said he was calling i hung up on him then he keeps calling back im gona call my service tonight thanks guys

yeah, that was a good first step. but if you already had him over once, my guess is is that he'll probably stalk your house next. how far away does he live?

I thought it was pretty decent. The acting could have used a lot of work but the special effects were crazy.

I love that movie. Every time I watch it I find something new to laugh at. Just the random things alone make it funny as hell, like the titanic and the whale falling down the waterfall.