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I will just leave this here.

I feel sorry for you OP.

I'm pretty sure you've all heard about the tragedy that happened in the day that passed and we're nearing the date that has been talked about, made movies on, stressed by conspiracy theorist, etc. (12/21/2012) about the world's impending doom, or that it will be the birth of a new era etc, or any other theories.

I have a feeling something big is going to happen that day, not by nature, or not by some divine force or being, but by us ourselves.

The killing that happened yesterday made that murderer infamous. He is now practically a 'celebrity' in America. His story is going to be on the news 24 hours for weeks.

Now imagine how many people there are out there that are mentally unstable right now, that see how much attention this guy that took the lives of dozens is getting.

Imagine how many people are going to want to make 'their mark' on the 21st.

I feel like a lot of unstable people are going to do something on the 21st, that is going to shock the world.

It's actually scary thinking of what people could potentially be planning. There'll be the looters of course, but there'll be crazier people doing terrible things.

That is just my opinion.

Do any of you agree? Or disagree?

Black Ops 2 is obviously going to sell more because of multiple consoles and the target audience is children.

Black Ops 2 is mixing it up with campaign and multiplayer that no other call of duty has done, so maybe their game will get better, we don't know.

Halo however is running a continuation of Master Chief, which is one of the best video game heroes known. The multiplayer in Halo has always been good, until armour lock came in but even then there's the "Classic" playlist with no armour abilities so if you don't like armour abilities then you could play that.

As for their storylines... I am honestly 100% sure Halo will be superior, Halo has books, a video game, and a new live action series which as far as I know no other first person shooter has. BUT then again BO2 is going to be mixing it up and changing gameplay around so I honestly cannot say for sure.

Graphic-wise Halo 4 shits on Black Ops. Hands down.

But it depends on what your preference is. If you like a good storyline then buy Halo 4, if you like fast-paced multiplayer then BO2 is right for you. If you want a skilled multiplayer, Then i would say Halo.

Again, you cannot be sure which is better, for they have not come out yet, I'm getting both because they both have potential. But even if Black Ops 2 will get the most sold, I am certain that Halo 4 will get more video game awards than COD.

TL;DR
Just fucking buy one.

The girl who was selling her virginity online auction has ended. The bid ended at $780,000.

Here is how you play. You can only bye 3 items. What 3 items do you buy to freak the cashier out the most?

80 pack of DVR disks, mlp plushie, and the biggest box of condoms they got.

Your turn mothalicker.

It insults Muslims.

I'm not making this up.

Huh...

Scrolling...

Scrolling...

Scrolling...

Fuck.

lol

LOL i have another one :3

Donnie Dark

A story about a blind man names Donnie who struggles to find his way in life.

A well known Movie Perhaps?

And make a short description on the film.

Finding Emo

The whole of America tries to find this one emo that had the cure to AIDS.

Following in the footsteps of the highly acclaimed Borderlands; players where introduced into a comical planet called Pandora. Its barren landscapes where covered with mass amounts of dirt and creatures and psycho humans of some variety. Also it showed us its trademark. Many weapons companies shelling out their millions upon millions of guns. All with a different treat inside of them.

Gearbox has now brought us the long awaited sequel to their new IP. Seeking to be what the original intended, and even more--Borderlands 2 promised us to; have a far better story, a living world contained in disk form, more guns, more creatures... And more Claptrap!

So does this game have to remote possibility of living up to the challenge and surpass the original? or has it given way to sequelidis?

Well, let me start that off by saying this..... YES, OH LAWD YES IT HAS!!!

Just from the moment that you fire the game up and hit that start game, you are greeted with a fantastic intro that has some very catchy music. It alone tells you that this game is going to be a beast!

The game starts you off; as you can see from the intro. On a train that is hosted by a man named Handsome Jack. Who is now head over Hyperion and has come to Pandora to mine for a new substance called Eridium... Anyway, obviously things go awry as his train ride turns out to be a trap. You become left for dead among the wreckage, but then discovered by a familiar and hilarious face.

I am not going to go deep into the story of the game. Primarily is it MUCH MUCH better than the first. In fact, it is a fantastic story all around, there is loads more dialogue in one scene than in the entire first game. And it is pulled together with grand and hilarious writing (by Anthony Burch: Creator of Hey Ash, Whatca Playin?) which is in turn delivered by professional and quality voice acting. They sell each character and their morals right down to the atoms.

The entire world is built up on its slaptick, to serious, to touching story and it makes you care for every thing. Each character that you encounter will have their own personality and missions. It can be that you help Scooter find some Pronz mags, or help Tiny Tina with her hilarious Tea Party. Their is so much that sells the story, that it is one of my favorites of the year...

However, there are some things that go wrong here. The dialogue is not loud enough. It is very easy for it to be lost in the chaos of battle and miss some lines that you will want to hear! It is a frustrating thing to happen and should be addressed asap! Also it is possible that when you are listening to an audio diary; that you trigger another dialogue piece and it plays them both at the same time.

They are minor, but they can detract from the experience and should have been payed more attention to...

Anywho; remember the stale landscapes of the first game? Well my friends, we now have a HUGE variety of beautiful environments that will actually make you stop and soak in its cell shaded glory. Pandora is well constructed and pretty atmospheric. It is highly possible for you to loose yourself in this game over and over. Weither it be the snowy tundra, or a grassy plains that are teeming with life. Borderlands has somehow compacted itself so well, that it can fit inside one disk and explode in your face. You are not just buying a game. You are buying a way of life.

Above you the entire time is a giant H that is illuminate to moon with its shadow and teeters the light around it. You look at is as an ever present danger and a reminder of the task at hand. And by danger, I mean that the H will launch mortars, and drop enemies at you. Crazy stuff.

As you have also come to expect, the millions and millions of guns have increased and are much more awesome to use. This time, they are branded in style with their manufacturer... By that I mean, Jakobs look more western and pack a punch, Hyperion is more sci-fi and technical, Miliwan deals out to elemental and looks similar to Hyperion. Tedior specializes is disposable guns. When you go to reload, you just toss the gun and another spawns in your hands while the other blows up.

There is a MASSIVE variety of guns, so when ever you find a new one--it feels like a weapons that you have never seen before. At the start of the game, you choose to be one of four characters: The Commando, The Siren, The Gunzerker, The Assassin. All of them have their own special abilities and skill trees; of which are FAR more useful and contain some very powerful options. For example: In the commando you can upgrade your turret to fire a Nuke when ever it is deployed.

When ever you get into a Co-Op game; wither it be split scree, system link, online, or with friends online. You have just increased the fun factor by 10 fold. Borderlands 2 is designed for and shines in perfect drop in. drop out co-op. You and your friends will have chances for better loot and face harder enemies... Or just go spend all of your money at the highly addicting Slot Machines.

If you are like me and love story; then you may want to play your initial play through of the story by yourself. Alone. After that, then play more with your friends.

I know that there is probably some stuff that I am missing. But that may be because I have not discovered it yet. The world is teeming with loads of content. It is all waiting for you!

Borderlands 2 is worth the $60 in every single way, all day long. Heck, if it was $100 it would still be worth it. It is a fantastic game that outdoes its older version in every way possible. It has a fantastic and hilarious, yet touching story. Great coop mechanics, and much more. If you are looking for a game to consume your time; BUY THIS GAME!!!

Finally I have a game that has made me addicted to it. It is 3rd after Halo 2 and Timesplitters.

If you call yourself an avid gamer; then you need to buy this game! Rent it if you must, but to everybody else! BUY BUY BUY, not pre-owned--lets support amazing developers like Gearbox.

I'd show you me, but i can't be arsed..

Which game of 2012 do you think will win the Game of the Year award? I know a few more games have yet to even be released, but that's the point of projections.

Me, I'm thinking Halo 4. Now your probably thinking I'm just a fan boy, but I really think 343 is trying to reach out for new ideas and make something new and creative. Spartan Ops is just down right unique. I also think the campaign will be really epic, possibly even emotional.

Anyways, that's merely my speculation. Yours?

I just found some random guy on the interwebs who thinks he has swag, well lets have some fun with him!

If someone could make a template photo, i'd love you forever. <3

How long have you guys been lurking? yes, I mean you, that guy who never posts and just spys on everyone.

What's the longest time you guys have lurked? Still lurking? Maybe it's time to stop lurking? :D

Does this count as lurking?

At 9/10/12 04:12 PM, beardkiller wrote: Ok then mitt romney make up your damn mind

Sorry :( </3

I fucking hate you all.

What i actually mean is i love all of you <3

What the actual fuck?

Now the last thing you bought, The number you thought of is how many times you have the last thing you bought.

So, what do do with them?

I agree.

So yeah she Tweeted this recently.

Link!

Not too intelligent. But I don't suspect your average Tweeter really is.

Thoughts?

At 9/7/12 02:53 PM, Pride wrote: Rip-off other people's designs and sell them on T-shirts over the internet.

Freeessshhhh!

WIN.

Why is it so normal to tip in America? Where I live (UK), it's ultra rare to tip someone for doing their job.

My question to you is: Do you tip? And if so, Why do you tip?

It is now your job to come up with a new scam. You have to explain your method.

Go.

Well.....Fuck you.

Other's criticisms of you?

He was such a talent! I am sad now :'(

R.I.P

Alot of promising games are coming out this year, but some of us can't afford them all. So what on your list of games to get? In priority.

1. Halo 4 (Limited edition + Xbox 360 Console)
2. Assassins Creed III
3. Borderlands 2 (That new trailer really impressed me)
4. FIFA 13
5. COD Black Ops 2 (Why not)

Note: Does anyone know when Watch Dogs comes out?