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you stupid asshole! why would you advertise work not sponsored on here?! blarahrg

go to hell

Interaction with friends and family, and the hope that things will improve someday. Not that they are necessarily bad right now, I am just unsure of the future and I worry sometimes.

All those movies on Netflix. That place is pretty dangerous

It's really all about the pick up lines. All that shit you hear from that neil strauss guy is completely true. That pick up artist thing is no joke. If you're feeling down on your ability to mack on the hoes, look for advice on the internet.

Usually stuff like "Yo girl, I wanna lick your teeth" works

At 12/30/14 11:19 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 12/28/14 08:09 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

Now the thread can continue to be awesome.

Do you think everyone is serious about this?

Eeek, I cringe for this guy.

Get well soon, DoctorStrongbad

Slim Fast has been a consistent part of my diet since it came out

They even sent me stuff in the mail for a loyal customer award or something of the sort

At 12/30/14 04:53 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/30/14 04:51 PM, FurryGod wrote:

At 12/30/14 01:59 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/30/14 01:58 PM, FurryGod wrote:

At 12/30/14 01:57 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/30/14 01:56 PM, FurryGod wrote:

Wow this is quite a chain.

Insulting eachother is going to help neither of your self esteems

quit being neanderthals

and also bagging on someones NG submissions, thats a low blow, ouch

Oh, I put spicy on everything.

Anything except desert foods.

Spicy is the spice of life

Eh, all posts are the same.

It's kind of hard to make yourself seem interesting, and not just some guy sitting behind a computer

Too many bad experiences at casinos.

Too many shady people.

Anything can happen over there.

Have you guys not seen it for yourselfs?

The people who cut themselves have serious problems, demons, so to speak.

You can literally see little ghostly entities leaving the open wounds with sad expressions on their faces. It is a symbol for letting the pain out

How can you guys not understand?

I think the ones back from the 1910's-60's were the best. The glory days

The newer ones just seem lacking.. in soul i guess. I'm not sure what it is.

At 12/30/14 04:16 PM, Painbringer wrote: Yeah, what am I doing here?

I shall go kill myself at once!

I didnt say that, I said we should improve our lives, slowly but surely, putting in the hard work.

How the fuck would killing yourself solve anything? If anything, that is a drastically unreasonable way to go about things

At 12/30/14 04:13 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: What else would I be doing? I don't have friends to be hanging out with or anything.

Fair enough.

Everybody else needs to be a little bit more thoughtful with their input

I don't think anybody here is particularly fun. I always took this place as a no fun zone

Only very few people have such outstanding/different personalities that I would call them "fun"

You gotta do the money dance.

But there are some requirements, like money. Do you have money? and what club are you going to?

bring lots of money

Write a story about a guy who goes on a quest to find intrinsic meaning in life, learning many things along the way, like material goods aren't important, preachy stuff, yada yada

Generic, but yeah, writing prompt.

harsh realization

What are you still doing here? Do you know how much time you've spent here? More than likely a gross amount.

Is this where you choose to establish yourself? This is where you choose to devote your time and energy?

Don't become a reg. Save yourself from the monotony. It's a fruitless endeavor and you'll never have any recognition

I love you all but I think we all, as a whole, need to re evaluate and make a change for the better

Don't get another Cobalt, you already had one! @WahyaRanger

If you still want something that you feel familiar with, something similar to your old car, I would suggest a Monte Carlo SS?

Computers are a fucking bitch to take care of

At least Windows computers are. I want to try LInux

People usually have the wrong idea of needing a "beam of support." Someone or something to turn to to alleviate all problems and answer all questions. All too often, people become dependent to these beams of support. It's a shame that these people you called your friends have let you go, leaving you with nothing to hang on to when times get tough

In reality, you have to be self sufficient, independent, and look inside yourself for the answers. You have to learn to not rely on the advice of others to get you through life.

You cant always get help from other people, you have to help yourself

RomeoJR mastered the art of comedy. It's not all in the jokes, but it's also in the dialogue (stuttering,voice quivers) and subtle movements, all to add character

RomeoJR was easily the funniest NG cartoonist.

Eh, it was probably just some after school tension. All the kids mobbed up to watched the fight, getting everyone excited, possibly causing more fights.

Either that or it's some twitter/instagram beef. that shit builds quickly and anyone who isnt cool doesnt know whats going on

At 12/29/14 11:57 AM, Sekhem wrote: i would literally fight someone smoking at the movie theater

do that shit near me and see what happens

oh so you got hands huh bruh? next time i catch you in the movies, i will flick a cigarette butt straight into the air and it will land directly on the center of your scalp. it with further burn the hole of deep hatred inside of you

At 12/29/14 03:01 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: If a person doesn't respect themselves how can you expect them to respect others?

this sounds like something superghandi would say

At 12/29/14 01:53 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: You know, they can fine you for that. Let's see you act all smug when that happens.

they? who is they? if youre talking about law enforcement iam cool with them. we have cigarette parties all the time

At 12/29/14 03:33 PM, KevinButtchin wrote: smoking is cool. harrassing others ain't

not really harrassing others, i just feel like people need to mind their own business, ya know?

WayBack is top notch technology. Lots of money and time poured into it

I dont think there are any other programs that do the same thing, if they do, they are not as powerful/efficient as WayBack

alright, you have an unhealthy self image of yourself that might manifest itself into psychosis, go see a medical professional

you expect me to come to a forum to read stuff ?

wf is thishit?

i like how all the ng regs we know and love are in there. its like a jolly old cartoon or something. its funny, colorful, and memorable.

all these ng guys im so familiar with. the BBS is so cozy. I feel at home here

What happened to Newgrounds?

I dont know, we had an okay start I guess, but things have been going downhill since July 1995.

I miss the glory days

At 12/29/14 06:14 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: Stopping people from doing trivial things, how wrong are they!

Eh, whatever gets people off. They feel the need to take this role. Like they think they are superheros or something

I hate do-gooders who cant break the rules and have to infringe on my life

At 12/29/14 02:58 AM, VicariousE wrote: What NG is, is little gems from little people, toiling away at things, to entertain themselves and others. To quote an old flick, and in an old jive accent, "This ain't no residential district, this here's a neighborhood!"

Not many people see things for how they really are, the big picture. not even people on here understand the big picture

Nobody else is on your level. Not only are you one of the few people who really understand how things work, but you explained it in a humorous, concise way that just described it perfectly.

I'm glad I clicked on this thread. You made my "average NG day."

At 12/29/14 06:17 AM, 24901miles wrote: My mental image of the Doctor as a morally upstanding Newgrounder has been wholly betrayed by this new development.

Same here, but i wouldnt call it a new development.

unless ignorance is bliss for him.

he's not a bad guy. just find him odd. TurkeyOnAStick hit the nail on the head with that one. making an alt was just a silly move and made him look bad

I just find it sad and ironic he finds self fulfillment in stat whoring. why is newgrounds so depressing