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At 11/28/07 03:23 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: 2) Women don't want cum shot in their face and eyeballs.

really?

seriously?

you should come to southern california...

(just a suggestion)

At 11/21/07 07:35 PM, bludawg7 wrote: A better question: WHY IS THERE BRAILLE ON A DRIVE-UP ATM AT THE BANK? For the multitudes of blind drivers? Morons.

Actually, all of the ATMs are produced in the same place, prior to knowing if they'll be in a drive-through or not.

So it saves production costs by making them all the same.

At 11/21/07 07:33 PM, spiderman555 wrote: LISTEN: You cant get lead poisoning unless you eat it.

Ummm. no.

It can be absorbed through the skin.

i'm trying to remember/find a pc game

if i recall it was called "jumper"

and i think there were a few sequals

couldn't find it on google

you played as a little red box who could pull off amazing jumps, combos, and flips to get to his destination

i remember it had a good plot

and i remember the character looked a little something like this:

anyone know what i'm talking about?

At 11/21/07 08:26 PM, PirateSprite wrote: Vanity in it's sexiest form

oh, yes.

and

PICS OR GTFO

i'm trying to remember/find a pc game

if i recall it was called "jumper"

and i think there were a few sequals

couldn't find it on google

you played as a little red box who could pull off amazing jumps, combos, and flips to get to his destination

i remember it had a good plot

and i remember the character looked a little something like this:

anyone know what i'm talking about?

the answer is five ohms

At 10/31/07 02:19 AM, AlaskaKID wrote: Hmmm.... I am a virgin!
I wont be going to hell :D

yes. you'll go to hell for being a fascist.

At 10/31/07 01:37 AM, Tramps wrote: The farmers' arms.

explain this to me.

when i first read it, i thought it said "fathers" arms. does that mean i'm gay? lol

At 10/23/07 01:49 AM, Dark-Phire wrote:

At 10/23/07 01:10 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Well, after the fires are out, guess who is going to do the cleanup?

Just shut up.

fail. telling a NG member to just "shut up" is like telling a beaner to just "stop having babies"

uhhh ain't happanin

At 10/22/07 10:25 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: you're going to have back problems for the rest of your life.

Just a fun little experiment.

i missed the part where that was "fun"?

uhh i dont get the point, but okay!

At 10/23/07 01:01 AM, flamingninja777 wrote: just look up during christ

no...

grab jesus' cock?

you really think those beaners could think of an idea like that? what happened to the supreme race thing? we were really getting somewhere with that.

i'm pretty sure "before christ" means before his death.

you're an idiot.

i'm not a christian, but that's just common sense.

FAIL!

being called the most expensive fire, EVAR!

massive wind, dry climate, perfect conditions!

work of terrorists?

linky

your thoughts?

suspended from ropes, sharks with lazar beams attached to their freakin' foreheads, listening to WHAM in the most fab room ever, while Fall Out Boy watches naked...

PICZ OR IT AINT REAL!

oh, and barrel roll... :'(

lmfao prepubescent attraction, cute!

you should grab her cock!

placebo affect. i hope you have fun listening to yourself breathing for a while.

"death cannot stop true love, only delay it for a while"

whatever, flame me, but you can't deny that it was the sexiest thang evar!

(princess bride)

At 10/22/07 11:34 PM, Reserved-Username wrote:

At 10/22/07 11:33 PM, UltimaMaster wrote: To make money of coarse!

Clearly, to be able to afford spellcheck.

last time i checked, "coarse" is a word... maybe you mean some high-tech grammarcheck?

I'm self employed, and by that I mean I'm a bona fide shoplifter. If I can't steal it, I don't need it.

It does wonders for materialism and anyone who has problems with big business.

At 10/22/07 10:36 PM, I-wont-tell wrote: if i was blind how could i read your thread?

brail internet cafes

DUH!!!!

amen! hoorah! three cheers for sodomy!

oh. and by "sodomy" i mean, that chad guy... he's a faggot

it's definitely crap and a half.

FAIL! the beats in the lyrics you made dont even match up with the song.

disgraceful. i hope you're like 12 years old. that only makes it more less-acceptable

A Del Taco feast. No joke.

1 Del Beef burrito, 2 chicken soft tacos, 1 Combo burrito, deluxe chili cheese fries, and a large Cherry Coke.

oh, and also some heroin!

a lot of cock grabbing

seriously, it's just a bunch of materialistic kids with no futures but to man the machine

omg who cares? the song SUCKS