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Thanks a ton,
Its much appreciated.

Would really like input and help editing where its needed.

Thanks :)

I met a girl just recently,
Who is sweet, beautiful and kind.
She volunteered here and there,
Others always on her mind.

With her I felt like never before,
I was in a cave and she opened the door.
Into my cave, I let her inside.
Her sweet smile always crossing my mind.

I made assumptions,
Based on what a joker once said.
Dwelling inside my head,
I feared the worst and much worse is where it led.

I knew right away, and mustered up a half ass apology,
Plea after plea, I wanted her to confide in me.
She told me about a dark chapter in her life,
How she was a dull thread and became a sharp knife.

A stubborn man, I slammed the door.
Afraid to lose her, I pleaded more and more.
Deeper and deeper back into my cave,
A human being, but like an beast I behave.

To your sharp knife,
I'm just a dull tool.
The joker tricked me,
and now I'm a fool.

At 9/1/10 02:27 PM, djInTheDark wrote:

At 9/1/10 02:19 PM, JawKneeMusic wrote: Surely, it's not good enough to be downloaded that many times.

Low self esteem much. :O If you have that kind of mentality about your own music, you'll never get any where.

Anyway, usually from steaming, ect. Some sites that have apps and wigdets or something along those lines, that use the feed and it's counted as a download sometimes. There are other possibilities that I can't think of right now. No big issue.

No, no. It's not that I have low self esteem. I just don't think the quality of the music should have that many downloads.

So, I've recently been uploading music...and on one of my songs I have more downloads then listens. This doesn't make sense, where is my music going too?

Surely, it's not good enough to be downloaded that many times.

NEW SONG!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 42298

At 3/30/10 08:05 PM, Animator1mike wrote: I don't believe you didn't stop to think about what you wrote, but it is a cool story nonetheless.

lol Believe it.

I just started writing this randomly, didnt really stop and think about it, just wrote it.

You're out in the desert the heat is beating on your face; you have been walking for days without water..... You suddenly feel a drop of rain, a drizzle yet it comforts you. the drizzle becomes drops and finally build to a total onslaught, the rain beats down on you so hard it starts to feel extremely painful....nowhere to run or hide, the rain continues to create welts all over your body....beneath your feet, a pool of water begins to rise...building to your ankles, then knees, thighs, chest, neck....you race to the top of this quickly growing pool as it is now meters above your body. you swim as fast as you can to the top but the water is rising much quicker than you can swim....extremely deprived of oxygen, you begin to get dizzy.....your vision becomes dimmer and dimmer, darkening slowly but steadily.

Finally, you've drowned.... your body lying at the bottom of the ocean, lifeless. your body begins to rot and the sea creature begin to eat at your corpse, you are mentally aware of your surroundings yet you peacefully wait...hours......weeks.....months.....y ears.....decades ......centuries......a millennium. You have taken the shapes of the creatures that wasted away your corpse, a shape shifter and a dead-man, yet so alive and well, you look to the gods....and have no other thoughts then to cause them hell. You plot their demise in your underwater lair, building gadgets, machines and things; you've finally built an army worthy of the god's demise. This is now a war.

The gods minions wait at your gates, ready to finish what they started and they don't intend to fail. You stand above your men, inspiring them with stories and tales...your speech has overwhelmed them with pride and power. You yell at the men "open the gates" and then slowly exhale. It feels almost as though you're in slow motion as axes and swords collide. Bodies fall left and right yet the battle is still to be won, victory is the only thing in mind as a loss will result in your demise, your death, and the death of your people and the fall of your kingdom.

The earth begins to shake and the sky begins to fall...... each side runs for cover as not even the gods predicted this. This is no longer a fight with the gods, this is much bigger then both of you....it is time to team up with the gods now as it is your only hope. A face appears in the sky, an asexual face with an asexual voice. "Call me Lee" he said and he extended out his hand, I then proceeded to shake it, nearly taking what life left I had. He then asked us what all the fighting was for, as the noise kept him from enjoying his sleep. I told him about the desert and the rain I waited for, the pool that became an ocean and the painful death I overcame. How I came to life, in the bodies of those who devoured my corpse, the years I've waited and the armies I've created. How it all led up to this point. The final show down, a show down without reason. Lee took it all in then gave me a smile "Looks like you've had enough, come with me for a while".

The sky went white, not a single thing in sight.....nothing to my left and nothing to my right. I was finally alone in what seemed to be my own, a deep voice growled "Welcome to my home". "Take your shoes off at the door" he said "make yourself at home". He fascinates you, for he has done all and seen all that has been seen. You finish your tea and crumpets, tell him good bye and that you must leave, for you finally know the meaning to life and now know what it all means.

You wake up, lying on your bed....you think of all the things you've seen and all that's been said. It's time to floss and brush your teeth; it's time to get out of bed.

I apologize for the poor spelling and grammar, this is because I basically wrote it as I thought of it.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_p atrick-swayze-chippendale_dating

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Swa yze

RIP Mr. Swayze, May you once again Chippendale with Chris Farley.

lol

Seems someone accidentally deleted my post.

Apparently Michael Jackson died of food poisoning
He ate a nine year old wiener, then they rushed him to the nearest children's hospital.

He's now in heaven having sleep overs with Baby Jesus.

LOLZ
I JUST LOST THE GAME

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

AWESOME FUCKING SHIIIIT
I need to get back into PHLASH....

name it Shithead

Find out when your bus driver is sleepings then as soon as shes asleep shit on her face.

Repeat if necessary.

like i said though, im not well funded...im only a high school student.

At 4/29/09 12:55 AM, The-Great-One wrote: You can post all videos here.

You can also post them in your blog with the Video Embed feature.

Your videos suck, I am Wilber7 on YouTube and I rated and commented each one.

Rating of 1 on each.

You suck.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

D

Loser

These films are for high school Film Production.
Don't expect much from me, I don't exactly have the quality film equipment college filmakers have.

All I'm looking for is a few words of advice to improve my quality of work. No need to insult me, because you're just wasting your time.

At 4/29/09 12:57 AM, MewMichaelX7 wrote: You should consider getting a tripod, it will just help keep the camera from being all shaky

i have one, just not at the time of this video

well im really just starting with film, i apologize for the shitty quality.

constructive criticism would be appreciated, but i don't expect that much from newgrounds.

A quick chase sequence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWDdhzAyV 20

30 sec commercials
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSJHKBrke LI (starred and edited)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgpKP1dTf x4 (Starred in)

lol thanks everyone for your input.

I'll be sure to post my success or my demise.

For a girl I've been on and off with for the past year.

I cut a heart out of cardboard, then I cut it into 7 pieces, colored each piece in scented pencil crayon and I'm gonna write a note on them and put each piece in an envelope and give her one a day for a week.

To cheesy?

Anything by Frank Zappa.

OH MY GOSH

I'm looking for a lady, a sexy lady. A lady with huge boobies and wants sex all the time with my penis.

Here's my video I made to show the ladies how wet I can make them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_djAxFn aA

At 12/10/08 04:45 PM, Kagoe wrote: STFU emo and live a little.

Now before you go on making accusations, calling someone "emo". You must first know what the insult means.

Emo (pronounced /%u02C8i%u02D0mo%u028A/)
It is derived from the word Emotion/emotional, which is of course your feelings and thoughts. Whether it be:

Acceptance,
Affection,
Anger,
Annoyance,
Apathy,
Anxiety,
Awe,
Boredom,
Compassion,
Contempt,
Curiosity,
Depression,
Desire,
Despair,
Disappointment,
Disgust,
Ecstasy,
Empathy,
Envy,
Embarrassment,
Euphoria,
Fear,
Frustration,
Gratitude,
Grief,
Guilt,
Happiness,
Hatred,
Hope,
Horror,
Hostility,
Hysteria,
Interest,
Jealousy,
Loathing,
Love,
Pity,
Pride,
Rage,
Regret,
Remorse,
Sadness,
Shame,
Suffering,
Surprise,
Wonder,
and Worry.
(Thanks Wiki)

If you sir do not have any of these feelings, then congrats.

You're not "emo" :D

At 12/9/08 11:49 PM, anarchist665 wrote:

At 12/9/08 10:53 PM, JawKneeMusic wrote: As a human we are so minuscule compared to everything else.

Yeah, we are. Wanna feel smaller? watch

this.

Don't worry, it's SFW.

All it will do is give you a serious mind fuck.

yeah, ive seen that. It kind of helped me into the position I'm in.

Why bother living a life only to survive? Maybe only those of us who have faced death, can truly appreciate the chance to live.

but, I have faced death and I'm alive. Now I wonder, why am I alive. I do things I love to do and when I think about it, I still see no signifigance.