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At 10/19/03 08:43 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: I think "I have a small penis" would be a pretty daft thing to say.

yeah, that actually makes alot of sense... clinton won the election(2 of them, for christ's sake!) on nothing but sex appeal. if he didn't win the soccer mom's he woulda been straight whining on loser's street. and the soccer mom's aren't known much for their incredible intellects.

At 4/21/04 07:48 PM, subpar wrote: Wasn't the 2 finger thing originally supposed to be a V for Victory?

not originally; it did originally mean peace or whatever, but in most other countries, particularly asian ones, japan, etc. it stands for victory... and if you ever try to take a picture with a japanese girl, she's putting those damn fingers up whether you like it or not...

At 4/18/04 03:38 PM, TheGooie wrote:

(have the girl on the pill or patch,

patches! we don't need no stinking patches!

yeah, i was in japan last summer, and like, the only americans i ever saw were mormons. i'd ride by them on my bike, and they'd look at me funny, cuz we were dressed kinda the same. one day i decided to fuck with their heads. i wore slacks, and my nicer white shirt, and i put on a name-tag that i made out of a calling card(i coloured it blac with a sharpie, and then wrote my name using a stencil and white out). anyways, this time when i saw them at the post office(where the english speaking ATM was located) they struck up a conversation. "hey, are you american?" "yes, are you?" "yes, i'm from NC, and he's from california." "right on, i'm from AL. what are you guys doing here? business or pleasure? ::makes simulated hip gyration as would occur during the sex act::" "::blank stares:: we're here with the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, we have bible studies and parties; we're trying to reach the people of japan." "that's hip as shit man, i'm doing mission work too; i'm staying at the Sendai Kristo De Kyokie(sendai church of christ), we're doing basically the same thing, except we're doing conversational english classes one-on-one with people, and we're not trying to witness to anyone until the ask for it. we're just letting the book do the witnessing." "::getting uncomfortable, i assume that it's because i said "shit":: well, that's cool."
hehe... i have nothing against mormons, but goodness gracious does it ever sound dumb... then again, i suppose any spiritual belief structure would sound dumb to a non-believer, so more power to 'em.

i'm not seeing the racial thing...

ac/dc is great. hip hop and rap used to be great. now it's a marketing tool. at one time rap and hip hop were poised to be the music of the next true counter culture, but somewhere in there russell simmons got his green hands in it, and now we have bling bling, and fancy cars instead of true rebellion. it's sad really.

and the thing is that no matter what style of music you broadcast at them; as long as it's american, and as long as it has some stank/funk/fun/rocknroll/balls to the wall/rock out with your cock out to it, it'll offend them.

At 4/24/04 05:52 PM, Adun wrote: Jews kind of reinforce their "whiny jew" steryotype because they are the most senative and demanding of the ethnic groups.

ok, that's not true. as a white christian male, i'd say that we are FAR more senative and demanding. although i do wish we'd get joked on more.

see, i'm not insensitive, i just don't make jokes on a minority unless i have a member of that minority within ear shot; and then only when said member is a close enough friend to know that it's a joke.

case in point: i was talking to alan(an "african" american) and i said "hey, this is a really racist joke, you'll love it." he's like "sure." i say "what do you call a box with a red lid?" "i dunno, what?" "i don't know but i hate N-GG-RS."

by the way; that joke's only funny if you DON'T hate anyone.

At 4/21/04 08:12 PM, wiatt wrote: everything the fcc doues is a direct violation off the 1st amendment

i hate the fcc, but if you don't learn to communicate without typos, the leftist control mongers have already won.

ok, white supremists always pull this kind of shit. i've talked to a few, but i've grown to not have the stomach for it like i once did.

the fact that sociologically speaking, people of darker skin tone do not swim as well is completely irrelevant to genetics whatsoever. did you know that whites have a higher suicide rate sociologically speaking?

i've taught several of my black friends how to swim; the only reason i've found that black people aren't as likely to swim is that white people like to tan, and swimming is a tanning activity. also, it's cultural.

oh, and one of my black friends is one of the best swimmers i've ever seen in my life. so stick that in your klan robe and smoke it.

i'd say reagan.

i know that's not gonna be a real popular answer with the neo-libs, but that whole "voodoo" economics thing paid off. trickle down works. if the rich don't spend, the poor don't earn, and if the rich are taxed to death, they're not going to spend.

oops; i meant to point out that anyone that says that punk is grunge with more energy is retarded. grunge is a perversion of post post pseudo punk and was shit from the get go. it was recycled recycled recycled angst, and let's not forget; angst is fucking lame, it sells records, but it's lame.

At 4/23/04 10:14 PM, JudgeSkvnkFUNK wrote: Punk... it's grunge, only with energy. There's worse music out there, but I'm still just not a huge fan. Punk's a little repetitive for me. I prefer something with a little more, well, FUNK. Syncopation, groove, SOUL damnit.

Maybe it's the Memphis in me.....

yes yes. punk isn't punk anymore. punk is nothing more than a marketing category, and the kids don't know what the fuck's going on. fat mike is just as corporate as anyone else that OWNS A RECORD LABEL. let's not kid ourselves; just because it's not oil doesn't change the principle of the thing.