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I SAY YES TO DICK PICS!!!!!

At 8/7/14 01:29 AM, Letiger wrote:

Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn) or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) material. Exceptions include NG staff or

I'm wondering if it's then okay for, say, Luis to come and make a thread named "Oh snap!　Dick pics!" and show us.

Well there is a place and time for everything ya (~_^)

At 8/7/14 01:45 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/7/14 01:41 PM, Jaruwaan86 wrote: For one thing getting laid is easier ya! (~_^)

Nonsense! Girls love it when I insult them.

For one thing getting laid is easier ya! (~_^)

Men with small dicks.

At 8/6/14 06:20 PM, beakerboy wrote: Out of everything that sucks, what depresses you the most?

Ya I know right!

At 8/7/14 11:09 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Contradicting myself is fun!

CREEEEEPY!

At 8/7/14 12:57 AM, Darwin7 wrote: Finger Guy

Yes they can have dark brown hair.

At 8/7/14 11:19 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Wait, Asian people can have brown hair?

Personally there is no such thing as an awkward boner moment. Just the boner of the moment (~_^).

At 7/17/10 11:14 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: What's the most awkward moment you've gotten a boner? Could be a story of something that happened to you that resulted in an awkward erection, or it could be the strangest thing that gives you a hard-on.

Nice ones.

At 12/23/13 02:29 AM, Bees wrote: most autistic

least likely to have ever touched a boob

best foreigner

least furry esque

only girl

LOL i like this one (^_^)

At 12/23/13 02:25 AM, koopahermit wrote: Largest clit

you can message me anytime

Woah! I agree.

At 12/18/13 10:46 PM, Korriken wrote:

HHHmmm.

At 10/4/13 08:53 AM, AebeatiaSookies wrote: 90% of East Asian girls 16-30s are cute.

90% of Western European and American girls 16-30s are ugly.

Is it because we've polluted our gene pool to make girls ugly, or is it because I am sexually racist?

At 7/25/13 06:40 AM, Coop wrote: Yeah and if those were his vital stats, you'll never be able to take anyone smaller, so either get going with those pelvic floor exercises or you'll have to hunt massively oversized guys to get your fill. : I'd say that I'd comfortably well off in the joy department. Not just in length, but girth as well. Being really fit (for a Newgrounder) I also have stamina, which is the quality that a lot of us fail to take into consideration.

Excercises work plus I only do him when he swing in to visit.

At 7/25/13 12:54 PM, Luis wrote:

At 7/24/13 05:58 PM, Jaruwaan86 wrote:

My friends call me a size queen

Size queen huh. lol.

It sounds raunchy but they made me that way. lol

At 7/24/13 05:56 PM, Jaruwaan86 wrote:

lol size does matter lol

Thats so wrong but funny!

At 5/29/13 10:33 PM, TheMajormel wrote: by a white girl, I close my eyes, and hear my slave ancestors cheer me on.

is this a strange feeling NG?

looks like your ex girlfriend was into threesomes.

At 6/8/13 01:38 AM, Mumbo wrote: My ex girlfriend's ex boyfriend texted me asking if he can suck my dick. What should I do.

Its a preference really but truth be told, length is not the only thing, girth matters too. I don't mind doing a guy if his only got 7 as long as its nice and plump. My friends call me a size queen because most of my boyfriends have had big dicks. My ex-husband's cock was a thick 11 incher. He wore me out in three years of marriage. MMMMM.....GOOD TIMES! (*v*)

At 7/3/13 05:54 PM, Mumbo wrote: The thread about your dick being the size of what you bought or whatever the fuck. I don't understand why you'd want a dick bigger than like, 8 inches max. Vaginas are only 6 inches deep and a lot of chicks don't really want their cervix piledrived. I've asked several female friends, and they all agree girth is more important than length. I guess that's cool.

Enlighten me on the mile-long-dick obsession?

Its a preference really but truth be told, length is not the only thing, girth matters too. I don't mind doing a guy if his only got 7 as long as its nice and plump. My friends call me a size queen because most of my boyfriends have had big dicks. My ex-husband's cock was a thick 11 incher. He wore me out in three ears of marriage. MMMMM.....GOOD TIMES! (*v*)

At 7/3/13 05:54 PM, Mumbo wrote: The thread about your dick being the size of what you bought or whatever the fuck. I don't understand why you'd want a dick bigger than like, 8 inches max. Vaginas are only 6 inches deep and a lot of chicks don't really want their cervix piledrived. I've asked several female friends, and they all agree girth is more important than length. I guess that's cool.

Enlighten me on the mile-long-dick obsession?

i cant say that i believe in G*D but i guess i do. why would i call out to him every time i'm about to orgasm?!

At 4/21/13 10:43 PM, Ranger2 wrote: Here me out.
I'm not trying to prove that G-d exists; His existence or nonexistence cannot be proven scientifically, and Bible-bashers, please note that none of my arguments will be from the Bible. I'm not even Christian.

People accept G-d's existence not through tangibly experiencing Him in a way that can be proven with empirical evidence. People accept Him through faith: belief without proof.

Why do I believe in G-d? : Is that any different than being told that G-d exists, and believing?

I cant imagine there would be no sex in heaven, wouldnt it be nice if it was just a giant orgy?

At 4/23/13 10:01 AM, rendibsivad wrote: Will women in heaven even serve a purpose considering we will have the ability to create children out of thin air and shit? Will God just rip out our penises and wipe away the vagina's from existence once we reach heaven? Does that mean I cant jerk off in heaven? What are your thoughts bros and bras?

we have urges too. after my divorce I have been more open to my feelings and wants.

I'm just wondering what the general consensus is about gay guys sleeping around: stud like or slutty?

*raises both hands* Me! Me! Me!

At 6/20/12 02:07 AM, Xenomit wrote: Raise your hands

I wanna see if there's anyone I'm missing out on

I'm bored.

At 2/22/13 03:08 PM, Cherry wrote:

At 2/22/13 03:06 PM, Jaruwaan86 wrote: A real asian man would talk in the manner in which you just did.

So what's the deal with this person looking through the BBS for threads about Asian women and bumping them

Send me an invite please.

A real asian man would talk in the manner in which you just did.

You just have to choose wisely.

SO SAD.

At 6/23/08 05:17 PM, jennyzapp wrote: A Thai school has created toilets for its transgender students with a sign that's half male, half female. The Kamphaeng School in Si Sa Ket, in northeastern Thailand opened separate toilet facilities to accommodate hundreds of transgender students who have always longed for their own restroom.

Transsexual toilets for Thai school

Good luck with you decision and remember, to make work its going to take time get past thru some cultural differences.

At 5/22/11 09:18 PM, EvansOctopus wrote: yup. just payed for a hot-ass thai woman to fly to the usa and marry me. about time since i'm 32 yr old kiss-less virgin. was this the right decision?