So I was in the study (shared room. boo.), doin' my thing, watching some of my favorite porn which I squeeze into every last available space on my comp, so it's fairly easy to find (bad move). Anyway, so when I was just about to finish up, the power died, so I came and went all over my shitty-ass laptop which now had a blank screen (only had a few percent remaining. Was connected to mains. bleh). To make matters worse, my dad stormed in to check something, and I WAS JUST THERE, MY DICK IN MY HANDS, LAPTOP AND PANTS COVERED IN JIZZ. Later he forced me to delete the porn.
But I got it back in the end xD