Sounds fantastic. If only such a place existed in reality =(

It's as funny as a cabbage and interesting as censored hentai.

That means horribly unfunny and boring as hell for all you retards out there that didn't get it.

My First name, favorite animal and please do not ask about the "z". I was bored at the time.

Around one or half an hour I guess.

I usually either stay away from my computer or go on ED to vandalize stuff.

You got your acCUNT back, eh?

Fucking LOL

Look at me! I'm emo!

You're 14, relationships come and go in a snap. The real shit starts at around 18-24.

At 8/18/08 02:41 PM, Puzzled wrote:

i give linky to whoever has time to spare and likes watching video game walkthroughs

I need that link.

please? :3

So... what happens?

(besides that you click shitloads of stuff and scene change)?

Die? Damn, I wanna live!

Not at all...

shuffles off slowly

"I love you" - random n00b whose name i forgot.

They won't do it. If they land a bomb on Poland, which is a member of NATO, America will dump a bomb back onto them.

Then... 3rd world war? Aww, fuck it.

I fail at Gimp.

At 8/16/08 11:43 AM, Robojester wrote: Grab her cock.

I would, but the pedophile has my keys.

Couldn't help myself.

The amount of time I spend behind a laptop/ PC.

But seriously? I can get the phalanxes in my right hand to bend without the rest of the finger bending.

Also can make a disgusting croaking noise (I still have no idea how I manage this.)

I'm original.

Something that isn't of much use when it comes to space-savers.

Forgive me, I do not buy pixels.

zomg i 2 hayte ppl hoo tipe lyk dis!

nuff said.

Sexually Assault her.

I give her minus infinity for looks.

Furry. As always.

MY FURSONA... BEHOLD:

A brown tabby kitten that wears glasses.

smart and weird.

Probably a chibi kitten fursona wearing glasses, called Jared.

unoriginal, I know.

He's still BBR, no matter what username.

HOLYFUCKINGSHIT, GTFO, Grammer, ShitOnAStick, bigbadron

So I was in the study (shared room. boo.), doin' my thing, watching some of my favorite porn which I squeeze into every last available space on my comp, so it's fairly easy to find (bad move). Anyway, so when I was just about to finish up, the power died, so I came and went all over my shitty-ass laptop which now had a blank screen (only had a few percent remaining. Was connected to mains. bleh). To make matters worse, my dad stormed in to check something, and I WAS JUST THERE, MY DICK IN MY HANDS, LAPTOP AND PANTS COVERED IN JIZZ. Later he forced me to delete the porn.

But I got it back in the end xD

Hey, Jared, what's the time?

The clock is there for a reason, dipshit.