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Response to: lol@harry potter dying. Posted June 27th, 2006 in General

Only read the first 3 books, and watched the third movie, but I'd rather Harry died without getting any from Hermione because otherwise, when JK realises what a big mistake she made killing off Harry, she'll write another series, "Harry Potter Jr." set like 10 yrs, which means more shitty movies and crappy acting,

Response to: Neds > Chavs, Neets etc Posted June 6th, 2006 in General

ah nice glasgowsurvival.co.uk got updated, been ages since I was last on it.

Response to: Anybody Who Skipped Grades Here? Posted June 2nd, 2006 in General

You fucking tit, you couldn't even spell "beginning" right.

Response to: Hitler = Great Leader Posted May 31st, 2006 in General

Hitler only came into power because of the state the country was in, he's hardly a genius, basically he knew how to work a crowd and an extremist. The fact that the country had a lost a war, been discgraced to the rest of the world. The current goverment were generall disliked and their political system at the time meant that there was no one main party in charge desicsion were hard to met and they needed a leader. So basically if the country hadn't been in
(A) so much debt from reperations (B) Communists trying to take over (C) A crappy goverment system in place (D) The depression taking place therefore making the average germans life that much worse, then he would have never got into power.

Not to mention hes a bastard for killing loads of innocent people.

Response to: Uk Smokin ban! Posted May 30th, 2006 in General

Scotland already has it and its alright, though I wish they'd ban it at bus stops too. I'm sitting waiting for the bus, then some fag end stands infront of me, not only blocking my view so I can't see the bus, then he starts smoking and I get puffs of smoke in my face. Fucking tools, just feel like sticking the cigarette up their asses. Why do people start smoking anyway?

Its not cool.
Its not healthy.
It makes you smell.

Positives of smoking: none....
And peer pressure is bullshit.

Response to: Live your shoe size, not your age. Posted May 30th, 2006 in General

I'm size 13 UK NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
o. lol. What is that in European sizes? I could go check one of my shoes since they have em all, but I can't be bothered, someone else post it please.

Response to: My Space: The Movie Posted May 29th, 2006 in General

only found the bit at the start reasonbly funny... started to get cheesier as it went on. Still alright though.

Response to: GTA or Driver? Posted May 29th, 2006 in General

Driver 1 and 2 were good, but thats only because it was like a 3D version of GTA(which was only up to GTA 2 at the time) and it was good for a while. Then the PS2 and GTA3 came out. and Vice City/ San Andreas which are both amazing. Driv3r I bought, worst game ever, I still have it, although ive only ever played for about 10mins, controls are crap and graphics are poor considering they have no excuse for them being shitty. (GTA has at least a big map as a reason as to why graphics arent top notch.) Haven't got Parallel lines because its just a GTA clone now and will probably suck just like Driv3R did.

For me GTA > Driver everytime.

Response to: I need songs! Posted May 27th, 2006 in General

Get all of Muse's songs, aswell as Rage Against the Machine's songs.

Response to: Big Brother Posted May 22nd, 2006 in General

never noticed the hansofoundation.org link at the top there before...

anyway shes semi-hot and everytime you look at her she seems uglier than the last time.
Nikki is only slightly hot, but then you realise what a retarded munt she is when she opens her mouth. Grace is alrightish but just very average. Then there are the other two munts and Wacko Jacko gone blonde.

Then the rest are bunch of weirdos and are just attention seeking. Its only good when they put NORMAL/HOT people in, its not fun to watch ugly fuckers who are trying to be different. Its just sad and not worth watching.

Response to: Jack Thompson Crazy Over Gta Video Posted May 21st, 2006 in General

ah.. Jack Thompson is such a legend, just read some of his bio on wikipedia. Its just so funny how much of an attention seeker is he. He's a middle class lawyer who has nothing better to do with his time than make pointless accusations. HIs arguments against video games are so shitty and the fact that has totally blamed gangsta rap for violence just contradicts himself. So how can video game violence be totally to blame but rap is also to blame? What a twat... as long as doesn't effect the video game industry and stop it making good games, and just continues to make a complete full of himself, I hope he keeps doing what he does best. Being an attention whore.

Response to: Flash Website Posted May 21st, 2006 in Game Development

Would he not just make his index.html redirect someone's browser automatically to the .swf file? (which im guessing isnt called index.swf as it doesnt work.)

Response to: Cache Memory Posted May 15th, 2006 in Programming

im stumped... Don't know whats wrong with my code, it should work.

Response to: Cache Memory Posted May 15th, 2006 in Programming

Ah ok I see what you mean, I just tried on IE, it seems to work for me on Firefox though, what browsers are you using?

Cache Memory Posted May 15th, 2006 in Programming

Well basically my site http://www.jammeyproductions.co.uk is made in flash and so the .swf file is stored in the cache memory. Now I myself know how to manually delete the memory but other users coming to site might not know how to do it, and therefore would not be able to view updates to the site because it was still reading the site from the cache. I was wondering if there was a script I could put in my page to delete a browsers cache memory regarding my site only as to make it easier for people viewing my site. (all 0 of them atm >_>).

Also, what do you think of the design?

Response to: Hello there! I am a teacher! Posted May 14th, 2006 in General

lol this is such a bad alt... whats funny is the email he is using is probably genuine and probably belongs to one of his teachers and bitter NG users gonna be sending hate emails to him.

Response to: What do you use? Posted April 18th, 2006 in Game Development

I recently bought a graphics tablet, its a helluva lot easier than mouse(well for me since im/was better at drawing on paper.) You should try it out, and even if you dont like it for drawing it is faster and easier to use than a mouse although your wrist can get sore after a while.

Response to: Need Help On Flash/php News System Posted April 16th, 2006 in Game Development

Ah elemental, I downloaded that, I went through the instructions but when I tried to extract news.fla it needed a password as it was in encrypted. I searched flashkit.com and the readme but couldnt find a password. Did you manage to get it working?

Response to: Need Help On Flash/php News System Posted April 16th, 2006 in Game Development

Anyone? =/

Response to: Need Help On Flash/php News System Posted April 15th, 2006 in Game Development

I read through his tutorial and it seems he is showing a way to input on flash and display on PHP(I think?) I want to display on flash,(and maybe edit on flash too but don't mind).


Basically, I want to make a news system for my website using PHP, MySQL and Flash. A system which I log in as an admin, post new news, have the ability to edit and delete news etc.
I've looked and have only found purely PHP news systems and am unsure how to intregrate it with flash.

Can anyone show me a link how to do this or explain? Thanks.

Response to: ARe you abnormal? Posted April 15th, 2006 in General

I thought of a green spanner... although this is just like the other one:

do these :

1+1 =?
2+1=?
3+3=?
10+4=?
6+10=?

Now think of a vegetable

Was a carrot the first thing that came to mind? happens to most people(apart from my cousin that said aubergene, lol.)

Response to: How to settle... Posted April 9th, 2006 in General

At 4/9/06 09:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 4/9/06 09:10 PM, Maus wrote: I KNOW.

Penny Bain.
LOLPENNYBAIN.

Wait, how's that Bain related?

Cos the thought of her makes every penis go limp? >_>

Response to: Videos take more than games Posted April 9th, 2006 in General

At 4/9/06 09:08 PM, Tosh6 wrote: This is so dum.It takes 26 MB to put 3 minutes of a video on a psp.It takes 60 or more KB to put a game on.Why?And also, how do you put mpeg4 videos on a psp.

And let illwillpress come back

- Your probably have a game that has like 8-bit graphics and is therefore much smaller than a video which is in full colour, has richer sound etc. and is gonna take up a helluva lot more space.....

To put mpeg4 videos on your psp, I would recommend getting PSP Video 9, it will import the movies to the right folder on your PSP(although its main function is to convert movies into MPEG-4 then import.) Just google the name you should find it easy.

Response to: NG age raise? Posted April 9th, 2006 in General

Just because someone is young doesnt mean they have to be immature, you know. Although they're probably more likely to be mature. Either way, you'd still have a ton of immature assholes on the site, with or without 13 year olds.

Response to: what's your IQ? and your result? Posted April 8th, 2006 in General

"Your IQ score is 127!

You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level, making you a Word Warrior. Your command of words is so powerful that you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone.

The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too, in both artistic and creative pursuits. This allows you to be a visionary -- to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas."

Well that was a waste of time..
btw to the guy he said he got something about premium service crap, you just click on No and go to next page, it brings up some page asking you to put in your hotmail adress and password(lol), but you can just skip...

Anyone got a proper IQ test?

Response to: TV buzz effect thing :/ Posted April 13th, 2005 in Game Development

Ah thanks thats brilliant lol. I'll just use that. Dunno why I didn't think of that.

Response to: TV buzz effect thing :/ Posted April 13th, 2005 in Game Development

lol yea... I forgot heh. thanks for reminding me, Ill check it up >.>; trying to make a movie that doesn't involve stickmen for once. takes me even longer but at least it looks better.

TV buzz effect thing :/ Posted April 13th, 2005 in Game Development

Does anyone know how to make this? its where you change channel but get no reception and its just black and white dots.. would I have to say make a white background and draw all the black dots(making the black dots a MC so that they move around), the only problem is I want the TV buzz effect to fade on and out when needed><

Thanks

Response to: Flash game in 3 hours Posted September 28th, 2004 in Game Development

Retarded Penguins