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While I don't wanna get too into the story, cuz its kinda long and not exactly happy, but one of the last chicks i got close to was somethin else. Had one of those perfect, storybook moments with her under the stars saying goodbye when we realized that our time simply wasn't then...

Saw her fb profile a while ago...guy she's dating now looks almost exactly like me, has the same spiritual and political ideals, and with the exception of my sci-fi/anime addiction, we're into the same shit. wtf?

At 12/25/11 11:28 PM, orangebomb wrote:

At 12/25/11 05:23 PM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: Goddammit guys....

I don't understand how anyone could be turned on by anime. It's kind of disturbing, to be completely honest.

It's really down to personal preferance, and TBH some real {or 3D porn as they call it now} porn is probably just as disturbing as any hentai/ecchi.

As for the question, for me it's Kallen Stadtfeld {or Kozuki} from Code Geass, 'nuff said.

yes yes yes. Now there's a good choice.

Im also surprised at how clean this thread has stayed so far. Perhaps the bbs is slowly but surely evolving. Wtg guys. Im so proud.

And to you people who find it disturbing to be aroused by a drawing, shame on you. It's like saying there's no attraction to art. Think there weren't any women of the time who thought Michaelangelo's "David" was a sexy hunk of stone?

Okay I admit it seems unlikely to me too...but still. Not like everyone here is going home after a hard day's work, turns on the anime, grabs the lotion bottle and kleenex and goes to town.
The simple fact is, fictional characters, whether portrayed by live actors or drawn, give us something to watch and enjoy.

Be it because they're inspiring, bad-ass, hot as fuck, or just plain goofy, they still deliver.

So again I say. She's hot. She's fucking drop-dead gorgeous.
And watching Ikaros fall in love in that series was one of the most entertaining and touching things i've seen concocted by photoplay, period.

Develop some culture you perverted assholes.

One of the things that anime has never failed to deliver upon are hot, busty chicks in skimpy combat outfits that kick some serious ass.

And now comes along an anime babe that blows my mind and makes me hate having a three dimensional existence...

Alpha-Class Angeloid: Ikaros

never have i more quickly and completely fallen in love with a character than Ikaros. Gorgeous, mysterious, ridiculously powerful, and heartfelt as they come.

And now, friends of newgrounds, I challenge you to find me one thats better...

doubt you will tho...i mean...come on...

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Why bother seeing the future...its a total spoiler...try remote viewing instead

George fuckin Carlin...nuff said

At 5/25/11 12:09 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

At 5/25/11 12:03 AM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: "grab her cock"

Grab both of their cocks.

*sigh* goddammit

One I'm with now. One we have history. I love both. And trying to chase the one i have history with would probably be a losing battle. I wonder, should I try for the one I used to be with at risk to the relationship i have? Or count myself lucky that the one im with loves me and not bother with one im not so sure about, even tho i'm reasonably certain that if it works, I'd be better off with her?

I ask you newgrounders (which may be a mistake in and of itself, considering im sure someone will say "grab her cock").
Who would you go after?

Well if its the rapture today why would he? So he can die again?

At 5/21/11 02:24 PM, TyPah wrote: Read this article, and you will understand. Nothing happened. I know this is a troll thread, but you're making yourself look like an idiot for not knowing the details.

You assume i care...

its newgrounds dude...is there a point to do anything but fuck around here?

Friends, colleagues, simple-minded newgrounds fuckheads...

Today is the day of reckoning!

Have you given YOUR soul over to Raptor Jesus in preparation for the Velocirapture?

No???
Sokay, I havent either. Todays just another bullshit day. But just in case...at about 5:30 today, you should start doing whatever you want, whatever it may be.
You might not get another chance.

Me? Oh i'm sure i'll be frantically jerking off to some of the nastiest, most obscenely disgusting porn i can find...that or get everyone together for a drunken orgy...maybe toss a hand grenade down the halls of my old school or setting my asshole neighbors house on fire.

After all, would you wanna be the only asshole sittin around after the raptures over sayin, "damn i wish i'd done somethin interestin right before"?

Well anyway, Im sure its all a load of shit like always...but keep goin with today is the last day so you might finally accomplish something with your pathetic lives that God has clearly grown disgusted with. (else it wouldnt be the rapture ya know?)

You're all far too incompetent to do anything about the problem anyway.

Sorry for wasting your time and mine trying to get neanderthals to evolve.

never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
cast not your pearls before swine.

you fucking pigs. >:(

At 4/29/10 11:20 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 4/29/10 11:10 PM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: Well allow me to be perfectly blunt and say FUCK YOU ALL!

I'm happy doing what I am doing.

Why would you possibly want to change that?

You can't keep doing what you want if the world around starts falling apart.

At 4/29/10 11:16 PM, OneWhoListens wrote: Look, America's not perfect, but what the hell is the point of pretending you're an expert in political affairs and bashing a country just for following its own path?

What? Following it's own path...well, I guess you're right. America was founded to by and for the people, but the people are so fucking stupid that they let exactly what America was against start controlling it.

So yeah...I guess they did do a good job.

And I'm not pretending.

At 4/29/10 11:13 PM, nohomo wrote: HAI GUYZ! ITS TIME TO GET ANGREH AT OBEMEH!

no but seriusly, if your so pissed off at it, why the fuck are you even here?

Fuck obama. It didn't start there, and it won't end there.
Why? Because you're all fucking douches who sit around and do nothing.
I'll tell you 9/11 was an inside job, but instead of checking it out for yourself, you'll just say "Nah-uh! The TV said Osama did it."

And to MuyBurrito.
Suck on my balls. We all know you love them. And that's probably going to turn into your lifelong career.
I do have what it takes, and anyone that says otherwise can kiss my ass. You could give me all the power in the world, and the problem would be solved. Why? Because I know what the problem is. Hell I know several of the biggest issues that plague this entire fucking planet. And I know exactly what to do about them.
And then, I'd get rid of that power, because I don't need it, and I don't want it.

With all the shit that happens in the world, you're all content to sit on your asses day after day paying the utmost attention to incredibly stupid shit while letting the real picture slip your minds.

Start waking up. Figure some shit out, then go bust a cap in a politician's ass. Or at least get super pissed and make hazardous chemicals to use after they really start fucking you over.

Too many people are focused on facebook and x-box because it's simple and you don't have to think.
Well allow me to be perfectly blunt and say FUCK YOU ALL!
You've all got your heads so far up your asses you look like a number 9.

Grow some balls, get informed, and then do something about it. I'm sick to death of everyone in America being such a goddamned thoughtless pussy!!

To those opposed. Fuck off. Go die in a hole, we don't need you, and we don't want you.
To those in favor, thank you for having a sense of perspective and freedom.

I'm not trying to sound like a martyr or a pariah, but I'm really pissed off, and I can't fucking figure why you all just love to get fucked by the giant red, white, and blue dick of corporate america day in and day out, all throughout your lives.

Got a selection of good things on sale stranger.

the merchant was the best...sure wish I coulda taken his shit after killing him tho..

Kinda bugged me....great game...but, it's resident evil, without a t-virus. the hayl?

Kingdom hearts 2

fail.

absolute fail.

it goes for a classic story. Evil dude starts destroying the world, hero rises to save it, along with the girl he loves, but then it ends and Sora isn't even with Kairi...I mean what the fuck?!?!?!

Kairi is the only reason to go through that dope ass disney game, and it ends without her and sora together.

because sora is a goddamn pussy. It should've been riku.

then there's the part about everyone is Ansem.

that game was bullshit. I gave it an honest attempt, and it was at least mildly entertaining and a decent RPG at heart. But then the end comes and it simply failed.

So fuck that game and I haven't put it in the PS2 since.

Oh...the first time i played through super mario.

fucking toad.

At 4/6/10 11:05 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote:

At 4/6/10 11:03 PM, JamesTKirkV2 wrote: Last i heard...despite loads of previews and a demo, I've heard Diablo 3 the game has been canceled to make some lame ass Diablo movie!

any one who can discredit/verify this would greatly relieve/piss me off.

100% true. I heard about it yesterday and got angry, but then I saw they got Samuel L Jackson to be Deckard Cain and I was alright with it.

you fuckin kiddin me? Zeus/Mace Windu is gonna be the last of an ancient race of demon hunters?

....
.........
...

okay...but only if he says "stay awhile and listen"
that'd be good.

But they'll fuck it up. Every video game movie sucks. They won't even put in the butcher.

Last i heard...despite loads of previews and a demo, I've heard Diablo 3 the game has been canceled to make some lame ass Diablo movie!

any one who can discredit/verify this would greatly relieve/piss me off.

...fuckin rastafarian proctologists (pokemon for short).

it's disgusting how far it got. not as disgusting as guitar hero's progress in this now sad little world of video games where 90% of shooters are ripped off halo.

any one that likes any pokemon past mew that isn't mudkip should fall in a hole.

the original was the shit. gold and silver were a good improvement, but everything since has been sheer and utter bullshit.

sir, I have but one very important thing to say...fuck you.

caprica is a failure of a show. I didn't even finish the first episode. I heard the name Adama, and promptly turned off the tv.

I also find it difficult to believe that 1: the first ever cylon is a little girl and 2: all existence of cylons doesn't start til fifty years before galactica.

that show is bullshit, don't watch it. it'll rot your brain faster than teletubbies. Galactica was hands-down the best sci-fi show put on tv, then to squeeze a bit more money out of it, they give us this shit.

fuck caprica. zoe ain't even that hot.

vaginas are a good thing.

if you can't realize this, then it's good you're gay. Nobody wants you to reproduce anyway.

Oh dude! Plan 9 From Outer Space.

changed my life...

At 3/27/10 08:30 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:

At 3/27/10 08:24 PM, Hawdcore wrote:

At 3/27/10 07:45 PM, agent-smith-rocks wrote:

At 3/27/10 07:33 PM, Earthshine wrote: If you already posted this in the writing forum there is no reason to post it here.

like i give a shit...

Uh oh internet tough guy here...

Smells like drama...

I might do it here, watch out.
agent-smith-rocks...while I'm sure your words are full of metaphors that can liken to us ideas or images that tells us a world full of idiots is, or still has some positive aspect, poetry is for artsy fags and you prove yourself quite so by acting big and full of shit right after giving people something hardcore to think about...
so I say to you sir, fuck off and I shall not be taking your words to mind or heart.

but have a nice day anyway art whore :D

At 3/18/10 08:23 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote:

At 3/18/10 08:21 PM, animehater wrote: *Pause* What the fuck are you talking about?

Holy shit, what the hell happened here?

kinda wonderin that myself...

And clearly he was talking about how we've fucked ourselves repeatedly for the last few thousand years.

I was always more skeptical on how the universe began than where it ends.
Going through nothing to reach nothing at the end is better than the other part.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Hey no fucking shit. You want a medal for figuring this out all on your own?

Personally, I think it started with fucking ben franklin.
If he hadn't discovered electricity, and humanity didn't become dependent on it, we might be doing okay about now...

At least the rock is still makin movies.
Mr. T is on cooking shows.

i pity the fool.

First things first. You can't die from od of weed. If you smoked your body weight in it, yeah maybe. But I'm pretty sure that after a pound you'd forget how to light the damn bong.

Second. If anything, weed is good for your imagination. You just hardly ever remember the best ideas.

Third, there are never enough threads about tokin up.

Fourth. The only reason weed is illegal, is because the government can't control it. You can grow it in your house, or in your backyard, sell it to whoever the fuck you want, and uncle sam doesn't get his cut.

I hope you have enjoyed this short seminar, and as a result, you have greater knowledge concerning my little green friend.