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Author Search Results: 'Jakspeed'

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Topic: Denied from the Navy...

Posted: 06/09/09 04:09 PM

Forum: General

I did talk to my recruiter, he was the one who informed me that people higher up on his chain denied me. They got pissed at me for not accepting defeat and I got pissed at them for having no balls to stand up to high command so we're not exactly on speaking terms right now.

Regardless, I checked out a website, www.recordgone.com, and found this little tidbit of information concerning waivers for the military.

"Under Section 571.3 (c)(1), applicants require a misdemeanor waiver if arrested, cited, charged, or held and allowed to plead guilty to a lesser offense or to plead guilty to criminal possession of stolen property (value $100 or less). An arrest or questioning that did not result in charges does not require a waiver. Similarly, charges that were dismissed without determination of guilt do not require a waiver."

If you the last sentence, and compare it to my case, you'll see that I shouldn't even need a waiver. My case was dismissed without determination of guilt so I most definitely do not need a waiver. Doesn't that mean I shouldn't have been denied for it?


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Topic: If You Could See Two Celebs Fucking

Posted: 06/09/09 03:41 PM

Forum: General

Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.

...or Mel Gibson and George Clooney.


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Topic: Denied from the Navy...

Posted: 06/09/09 03:37 PM

Forum: General

I have recently been applying to the U.S. Navy. I met with a recruiter a few times to discuss my options and go over the details.

When I first met with them, I had a court case open. It was a continuation without finding, and I was on pre-trial probation, basically meaning I had to stay out of trouble for a year.

I had been arrested while driving my brother's car which turned out to have drugs in it, though I didn't know it. I was pulled over and the cop claimed he smelled pot, searched the car, and found pot and cocaine.

In court we fought it because they had to find me guilty of knowledgeable consent, and we came to an agreement that they would drop all charges after one year as long as I stayed out of trouble.

The Navy informed me that this case had to be closed before I could even apply to the Navy, so I brought it back before a judge and they dismissed it, case closed. Now I began filling out applications with the recruiters and planning on a time to go to MEPS and take my ASVAB test, only to be told that my request had been denied on the grounds that according to the arrest report it didn't say I wasn't guilty.

Shouldn't I be judged on the outcome of the case, not the actual arrest? I was arrested, but I was not convicted. How can I be denied even though I was not convicted?

Anyone know what I should do?


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Topic: So i was arrested , help :[

Posted: 03/05/09 04:28 PM

Forum: General

I'll one up you.

I've never smoked in my life, or done any drugs for that matter. I was driving my brother's car cause mine was in the shop. Just for the record my brother has no criminal or drug record and he loaned me the car.

I got pulled over and was told the car smelt like burnt marijuana even tho it did not. I was cuffed and they searched the car and arrested me for possession of cocaine.


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Topic: Ultra International --- Legit?

Posted: 11/15/08 09:15 AM

Forum: General

Check this out guys, it's called Multi Level Marketing. So far it's worked pretty good and I've already made money doing it, but I want you guys to check it out and see if it's legit.

www.ultraprobuilder.com/krisyork

www.ultraselects.com/krisyork

You can take a tour of the company and stuff on the first site and on the second you can get a good look at all the products and the different ways of making money.


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Topic: Video and song

Posted: 08/16/08 10:53 PM

Forum: General

Hey, I'm not sure if this should not be posted here, but I don't think it really should be in the audio portal cause it's a video.

I recorded an original song of mine on camera, so you all should check it out. Go ahead and be harsh in your comments if you want to, I can take it, but nice comments are quite good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_vVKGGhG M8


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Topic: We're not alone

Posted: 07/25/08 04:48 PM

Forum: General

At 7/25/08 12:37 PM, vigilante1111 wrote: Sorry, but Fox Molder IS a credible source.

fixed


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Topic: Stupid shit you did as a kid?

Posted: 07/17/08 10:51 AM

Forum: General

I used to ask my parents if I could go to the bathroom, every time, regardless of where they were. I would even call them when I was home alone. Why? I don't even know.

I used to hit a whole lotta jumps on my BMX and multiple times I F-ed myself over.

My friends and I used to have "bamboo wars", where we would cut down bamboo (American Bamboo, it's green and not that tall) into about foot long pieces, then hurl them at each other.

We used to hide behind my friend's uncle's fence and throw snowballs at passing cars.

I almost took out a motorcyclist while hitting baseballs as far as I could out of a field that I knew I could hit out of.

My brother and I used to have to go with my dad while he helped take car of an older man. We used entertain ourselves in any ways possible, so like dumb kids, we decided to play catch with a coffee can... in his garage... where he parked his van. The result was a shattered windshield.

I once called this girl like 100 times in a row and hung up every time they answered the phone. I then denied it when they called and told my parents, even though I was the only one home.

My mom's a real-estate agent, and one time while she was showing a house, I stole like 6 action figures from the kid who currently lived there.

There's more.


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Topic: Audio Advertisements!

Posted: 07/16/08 08:19 PM

Forum: Audio

Hey guys, here's a new recording of my band's song "Quarantine", all fixed up. It's a rockin song, seriously, just listen to it and stuff, you'll probably like it.

I know most people don't even listen to the songs put on here, but I do, so you should too and give ita shot.


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Topic: the snow globe theory

Posted: 07/16/08 12:06 PM

Forum: General

At 7/16/08 12:05 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: How is it 20% chance? What backgorund evidence is there to make it that high?
Did you know that 89% of statistics are made up?

It's actually 67%.


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Topic: New song "Quarantine" listen here..

Posted: 07/14/08 06:43 PM

Forum: General

I think there's probably a much better way of organizing the whole thing.


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Topic: Singer Wanted for My Album

Posted: 07/14/08 06:37 PM

Forum: Audio

Hey could you send it to me too? Thanks


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Topic: Audio Advertisements!

Posted: 07/14/08 06:35 PM

Forum: Audio

Hey guys, here's a song that my friend and I recorded last night, really late. It's kind of a bad recording and it doesn't really display our actual voices, but that's alright.

You should just tell me what you think.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 58070


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Topic: New song "Quarantine" listen here..

Posted: 07/14/08 06:30 PM

Forum: General

That thread is useless. Nobody takes any time to view other's work, they just care about posting their own on there. If you don't look at other work, you can't expect others to look at yours.


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Topic: New song "Quarantine" listen here..

Posted: 07/14/08 06:21 PM

Forum: General

...anyone? Come on guys, I just want to see what you think.


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Topic: New song "Quarantine" listen here..

Posted: 07/14/08 06:03 PM

Forum: General

Hey guys, me and my friend recorded one of our songs yesterday. Now I know just as well as you that you hate hearing recordings that aren't perfect, but give it a shot. We did it at about 2 this mornin so we had to be quiet and what not. Tell me what you think.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 58070


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Topic: best feeling in the world

Posted: 07/13/08 11:49 AM

Forum: General

Just the other day I had a dream that somebody ripped off my penis and ate it. It was one of the worst dreams I've ever had; I was extremely depressed during it. Surprisingly, it wasn't even that bad when they ripped it off because I knew I could just sew it back on. When they swallowed it I started crying.

When I woke up the first thing I did was check my crotch.


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Topic: Photoshop Miley Cyrus

Posted: 07/12/08 06:24 PM

Forum: General

That must be the best photoshopable pic ever.


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Topic: Our memories have been Crushed!

Posted: 07/09/08 06:54 PM

Forum: General

At 7/9/08 06:50 PM, TSstudios wrote:
People. Shouldn't we have a choice in Deciding if a station or show should go or not?

You're kind of like, really stupid.


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Topic: Too Sick, Can't Unread.

Posted: 07/09/08 06:50 PM

Forum: General

At 7/9/08 06:35 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: Sounds like something Americans would do.

Woah, did we seriously post basically the same message, or were you just repeating mine?


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Topic: Too Sick, Can't Unread.

Posted: 07/09/08 06:33 PM

Forum: General

Sounds like something America would do.


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Topic: Your favorite lyrics?

Posted: 06/26/08 04:09 PM

Forum: General

The apples incite revolution,
Our feast is bred unto war,
The change is masked with pollution,
Redemption waits by the door,

The cabin is burning with fury,
While the moon shines through the pain,
Red eyes glow in the distance,
The needle punctures the vain,

Jack imposes attraction,
And Jill is impressed by the song,
But Jack doesn't fall for the final way down,
And Jill ends up singing along,

The cabin is burning with fury,
While the moon shines through the pain,
Red eyes glow in the distance,
The needle punctures the vain,


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Topic: Build a Robot 2.0 Screenshots

Posted: 04/25/08 11:54 AM

Forum: General

Stop fucking posting in this topic it's a waste of bandwidth.


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Topic: all newgrounds are fat

Posted: 04/21/08 07:24 PM

Forum: General

Psh I'm like solid as a wall.

all newgrounds are fat


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Topic: Any famous people...

Posted: 03/29/08 06:14 PM

Forum: General

At 3/29/08 06:10 PM, andhination wrote: Geoff Rowley comes from Liverpool, but not my actual town.

You're from Liverpool and the famous person you mention is Geoff Rowley?

.....Beatles...


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Topic: Any famous people...

Posted: 03/29/08 06:12 PM

Forum: General

At 3/29/08 06:08 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
At 3/29/08 06:07 PM, EpicFail wrote: I know one actor who was born in my city Regina Saskatchewan
Who?

Bill Cosby lives near me, it's pretty cool. He never brings us free jello though, that freakin asshole.

There was a hippie commune in the 60s and 70s in my town that Jimmie Hendrix and others went to.


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Topic: Terminator

Posted: 03/29/08 06:07 PM

Forum: General

At 3/27/08 03:25 AM, Kalibur wrote: I kinda sit in the shower, cover my ears and let the water pelt the back of my head. It sounds kinda like rain hitting a roof. it's comforting.

Haha the first time I read it I thought you wrote "shit". I'm like, you shit in your shower?


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Topic: Best Songs About Drugs.

Posted: 03/23/08 01:05 PM

Forum: General

(--Just those not mentioned yet---)

Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
The Beatles - Strawberry Fields
Shinedown - Lady So Divine
Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf
Tom Petty - Last Dance With Mary Jane
Grateful Dead - Casey Jones
Guns 'n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
Jefferson Airplaine - White Rabbit
Beck - Loser
Lynard Skynard - That Smell
Cream - White Room
Green Day - Green Day


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Topic: Easter and Jesus?

Posted: 03/23/08 12:37 PM

Forum: General

The eggs represent life, as do rabbits because they mate constantly. It's simple.


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Topic: Imagine Cover... sort of

Posted: 03/19/08 06:32 PM

Forum: General

So my Government class in school we're making commercials for our own presidential campaigns, based off of cereals. Our group is Trix, and for the commercial we decided to change the lyrics of "Imagine" by John Lennon and record our own version of it.

http://media.putfile.com/Imagine-Cover You can listen to it hear.

Let me know what you think. Yes the lyrics are hard to understand, but there will be subtitles on the completed version.


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