I used to ask my parents if I could go to the bathroom, every time, regardless of where they were. I would even call them when I was home alone. Why? I don't even know.
I used to hit a whole lotta jumps on my BMX and multiple times I F-ed myself over.
My friends and I used to have "bamboo wars", where we would cut down bamboo (American Bamboo, it's green and not that tall) into about foot long pieces, then hurl them at each other.
We used to hide behind my friend's uncle's fence and throw snowballs at passing cars.
I almost took out a motorcyclist while hitting baseballs as far as I could out of a field that I knew I could hit out of.
My brother and I used to have to go with my dad while he helped take car of an older man. We used entertain ourselves in any ways possible, so like dumb kids, we decided to play catch with a coffee can... in his garage... where he parked his van. The result was a shattered windshield.
I once called this girl like 100 times in a row and hung up every time they answered the phone. I then denied it when they called and told my parents, even though I was the only one home.
My mom's a real-estate agent, and one time while she was showing a house, I stole like 6 action figures from the kid who currently lived there.
There's more.