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Hey! I haven't posted in here before but has anyone got the new Modern Warfare 2 stimulus package? I need some microsoft points lol. I know a site that gives them for free all legal =) But not to Canadians! So i'm screwed but I talked to the owner and he said if I get the group to 1000 members on Fbook by tonight I will get some codes lol and if anyone wants the site PM me!

At 3/19/10 12:01 PM, CuntPunter wrote: Shut the fuck up you powdered-sugar french pastry.

I can haz one?

Pweez!

Sorry for double post.

I also like Digimon when I was younger lol, I thought that the growing of robotic monsters was cool.

Full metal alchemist is decent. I liked the Pokemon before everything changed and not its gay, I liked Yu-Gi-Oh before everything changed and now its gay as well. So I liked the original Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh and Dragonball Z (The original DBZ) Now everything is gay and I hate it, Naruto is fricking retarded lol. I also like Hellsing it is pretty good.

Thanks alot guys! And yeah I have pro =) I'll make sure to check out these sites.

Okay, so I just got Flash. But, it's Macromedia Flash 8 and I know for a fact (I think) There are newer versions, but does anyone know of any websites with tutorials for Macromedia Flash 8?

I think I might try. I'm not great but I think i'm okay, lol do you have a specific setting? Or animal or anything?

Yeah it was rushed a bit =P I am going to continue it in a few days or so but for now I am brainstorming about there pasts and what not. Thanks for you advice guys! It is very much appreciated.

At 2/28/10 06:04 PM, JKMonkey wrote: no surprise Canada won, their national sport is Hockey and they had home-rink advantage...

No surprise your mother doesn't love you. Actually, lacrosse is our national sport.

At 2/28/10 03:27 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Canada: Our Pussy Neighbors to the North.

America: Our condom leaks from the South. Eh.

Yeah this is just a rough copy, I am still editing it and adding more though. They decapitated him in the alley before because they knew he would die eventually. I haven't done much to it since this because I had alot of school. But thank you for the help, it's much appreciated.

By far you are my favourite artist on this planet, so far.. Haha your work is unbelievable and I just love the kind of, messed up look of your characters. It really it amazing.

Oh. My. God.

It's absolutely beautiful! I want one, so I can feed it some oreos!! Omnomnomnom...

Woops for triple post, i'm just looking for critiques =)

Pl0x?

Maxthon 3 Alpha. It's fast and has a bit less of window room lol. It has tabs and not much memory is used.

Okay thanks!

Did it work? Lol if not = fail!

How do I do that thing where it darkens your font like when you quote someone? Without the quote...? I feel really stupid for posting this.

Part Four
As Willy stood there in astonishment I went down the ladder and went inside, I grabbed a bow and walked over to the hotel. I went inside and grabbed some magazines, I turned around to leave when I saw Willy coming over and being followed by a zombie. I immediatly pulled my bow and shot beside him but to my surprise the zombie moved out of the way. I reloaded my bow and shot again, once it moved out of the way I gave Willy a signal to duck and so he did, and as the zombies brain wasn't functioning properly and he tripped over Willy and smashed its brains out on the pavement. Willy then got up and walked over to the hotel, we grabbed some things to keep us occupied while we lived there. Once we got back to the gun store we ate and went to bed. The next morning we walked around town looking for something to carry all of our stuff in, we came across a store that sold backpacks and dufflebags. We packed up our guns and sleeping bags, we also took the radio and we left for a new town. We left in the morning so we could go all day and we each just talked about our life before the plague. He told me that when Lucifer struck he lost his wife, he was so sad that he just started living in his gun shop and killing anything that moved, he stayed in the store all day and did nothing. I told him about David and how I tried to make him immortal, and how I tried to kill myself. He was about to ask me something when we hit the new town, we looked around and there didn't seem to be any people. Dead, or alive, but once we went into the bar to have a drink we saw some bodies. We had a drink and found somewhere to sleep. We stayed in a hotel that night, we blockaded the door and cleaned up and slept in a comfortable bed for once. When we woke up we continued walking, we didn't talk much today, just listened to the radio. The white noise on the radio seem comforting even though I had a very painful headache. Soon enough Willy asked me to turn it off and so I did. After walking what seemed like 12 miles we found a small town which seemed unlivable so we just kept going. After about 6 hours we found a city, we walked into it and it was infested with zombies so we immediately left that godforsaken place. We found a car with the keys in it so we took it and left. On our way Willy drove and I slept, once he got tired he would wake me and I would drive. We stayed up driving all night and slept in the morning. After we reached a town that we decided to stay in for a while, we found a house with no bodies and stayed there. It had a computer, tv and beds. We slept all day as soon as we got there and woke up the next morning.

Part Five
When we woke up the next day we ate and walked around the town looking for zombies or other immortals. We looked around and found some stores that seemed to have been trashed, we checked houses some had bodies, some were spotless. There were a few zombies that we killed but no immortals, we found another gun store and stoccked up right before we saw another 7/11. We went over to get a bit of food and the whole store was infested with zombies, so we just left them. We had overlooked our supply of food before, we only had enough left for a few days. Willy and I walked over and massacred all the zombies, there was nothing left but blood and body parts when we were done. We walked inside and finished off the last of the zombies and took what we could for food. Willy checked the back but there was nothing there, so we left and went back too the house to eat and rest. When we got back to the house we were missing some things, Willy and I looked around the house but there were no traces of anyone taking anything or even being there. We were missing a gun and some food, we both grabbed a gun and went outside to look around but there was no one anywhere. Willy went down the back alley and I soon heard a gunshot so I ran to where he was and he told me he saw another human, probably one who also used the bioglythensol. Or, could it be? Another immortal? Willy and I chased after them through yards and over fences and when we finally caught them Willy asked how they survived the plague and so I was right, bioglyhensol. Will just shot him and he didn't do anything, I asked when he had injected himself and he didn't answer so Willy walked over and grabbed him by the hair and asked him one more time when he injected himself with bioglythensol. This time he replied, he said the day before the plague truck in this town, which was about a week ago. So Willy and I took him back to our house and took our stuff back, we kept him there untill he died, which was about 5 minutes later due to us decapitating him because he wouldn't stop talking. We took his body and drove about 4 miles out of town and dumped it outside of the car. When we got back to town it was about ten o'clock so I went to bed. Willy stayed up and read comics and cleaned his guns. That night I had a weird dream, I dreampt that the plague hadn't struck and I was still living with David as if nothing happened. I instantly woke up and tears started falling from my eyes, I walked over to the bathroom and washed my face but on my way I noticed Willy was still reading so I yelled over and asked if he was going to bed anytime soon, he just nodded his head and took a sip of his water. I washed my face and went back to sleep.

Sorry for double post!

Probably my best work although it isn't finished by any means. I based the concept off of I Am Legend.
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Prologue
Looking back I noticed that we deserved it. All we did was destroy our own home and now there was nothing. Not a soul in sight, just me walking the barren wasteland that was once called Earth. No one had lived here since 2666, the year of the apocalypse. When out of nowhere a fatal plague had struck the once civilized planet. I was the only one left out of 9 billion, all alone. The only way I managed to stay sane was to talk to the dead bodies strewn across the streets and pretend they would speak. I survived because I was special, I was immortal.

Part One
Every day I wake up and wonder if i'll ever know another human. As I walk around the empty streets I reminisce about my past life. Before I lost my family, my friends, and my son. I had adopted David when he was 3 and I had grown to love him like my own. He was 8 when the plague had struck. Before everyone died it was all over the news that the plague was man-made. They named it "Lucifer." After Lucifer had devastated Asia it moved on to Africa, and the surrounding area, then South America and North America. Once it reached Canada everything had fallen apart, the streets were in pandemonium everyone was acting crazy as I sat in my house waiting for it, knowing I was immortal I had tried to share my immortality with David before the plague reached us. David was very young so he didn't know what was going on. I knew I would survive but David wouldn't, I searched for books on how to share your own immortality with others, I tried everything but nothing had worked. I knew David was going to die, I was pondering through my home library when I heard a loud noise and as I ran to the kitchen I saw David laying there on the floor. All the life had been sucked right out of him. I couldn't bare the pain this had brought in my heart so I tried to kill myself. I tried poison, jumping off tall buildings, stabbing myself, shooting myself, and even trying to rip out my own heart. After I had tried everything I could I had given up. I started walking away from where I had left him and soon I was sprinting full speed, I didn't know where I was going, or even particularily care. I just wanted out of this world.

Part Two
I stopped at a nearby town to see if there was anyone else alive, when I saw something particularily strange. There were no bodies to be seen. I wondered if they had all rotted and decomposed, as I kept walking around I took a rest at a 7/11 to have something to eat and have a drink. I looked in the back of the store and smelled something revolting, as I traveled further into the store I began to see blood and what seemed to be the entrails of a small animal. Once I got to the very back of the store I saw something absolutely disgusting. I saw three humans, or what seemed to be humans eating live eagles. I was so sickened by this sight that I ran out of the store and into a hotel across the street. I locked the door and look out the window to see an entourage of the undead running at me. I ran upstairs into one of the rooms on the top floor, I climbed out of the window and onto the roof. I noticed a sign which read "Willys Weapons" I climbed down the side of the building using the escape ladder. I quickly ran over to the gun and ammunation store and locked the door. The zombies didn't notice. I had completely forgotten that I was immortal, I cleared the walls of guns and bows when the zombies realized where I was. I flipped over the tables and used them for barricades so the zombies couldn't get in. As I was loading all the guns I heard a faint cry in the back room. I crawled over and the cry got louder and clearer. It started to sound like the cry of a middle aged man. I turned the corner and saw him sitting there with a wound on his left leg. I asked him who he was and what happened. He continued to answer his name was Willy Reese and he was cleaning his gun when he heard a noise and accidentally shot himself, I asked how he survived the plague. He replied that he was immortal like myself. I was not alone anymore, I had a companion.

Part Three
I helped Willy tend to his wound and we made a proper barricade to keep the undead back. We started going out the back and sneaking away from the zombies so we could stock up on food and drink. To clean ourselves we would run over to the hotel and shower ever 3 days. Since we were going to live in the weapon shop we needed a gameplan. We ran to the hotel and we would take as many blankets and pillows to stay warm. We also took a radio and computer, I went to sleep early that night so I could get a headstart in the morning. When I woke I saw that Willy wasn't there, all his belongings were, but no Willy, I walked outside and saw Willy standing there, I went to ask him what he was doing when I heard a crash, I ran to the street and saw two cars smashed together. I walked over cautiously and saw one person in each vehicle. They seemed dead so I reached over and checked for a pulse. Nothing, they were mortal but how did they survive the plague? I checked the vehicles for anything that might be of interest. All I found was some rotten fruit, only this fruit was none like i've ever seen, it was all tinted black with red dots on it. I brought a box back into the shop where Willy was waiting there, when I walked in he asked what it was. I told him that some people had driven into eachother and they had both died. I put the box on a table and grabbed a piece of fruit. I examined it and extracted some juice from it and tested it. It came back with traces of bioglythensol which was a chemical that if injected with the right amout it can temporarily make you immortal. The people in the cars must've thought they were still immortal and died messing around. That's how they stayed alive during the plague, although if you inject too much of the chemical you will die a slow and painful death. I extracted 4 mL of bioglythensol and walked outside. I poored it on a bullet and the lead in the bullet quickly sucked the chemical into itself and switched its colour to a orangy green. I loaded the bullet into one of my rifles and went on the roof. I spotted a group of zombies all crowded around the bodies in the vehicles and shot right in the middle of them. When the shot hit the ground it exploded and melted the cars around it. Willy jumped up the ladder in amazement, he asked how it worked? I told him that the bioglythensol creates a chemical reaction with the lead when it fuses and becomes an explosive, when you shoot the bullet the hammer heats the chemical inside the bullet casing and the speed pushes it all to the back, when it hits the target it shoots to the front and spills out onto the zombie. As the bioglythensol and lead mixes with the blood it produces another chemical reaction and explodes.

A man regains consciousness in a room, there is a contraption around his torso and a television in the corner of the room. A video flicks on and Jigsaw says "Hello Ryan. You are here today because you chose to beat your own family, around your stomach is a device that will slowly impale your sides until the spikes touch. Then it will shred your intestines and fall off until you bleed to death. Unless you can escape from this room, if you escape the device will be deactivated and you will be reunited with your loved ones. You have five minutes. Live or die, your choice." A clock the appears on the screen and it is counting down, Ryan has to break open the cupboard holding all the tools he needs to get out.

My teacher started yelling at me for having food in class once. Later that day at lunch he was like "Jacob! You know you're not supposed to have food in class!" He continues to freak out for everything i've done wrong. My other teacher tells me and my friends to go die =S

I'm a kid, and personally not every kid is like that. I admit that I am, I'm very very immature, but so are almost all of my friends. But some are very mature and sometimes get angry at me for being a dipshit. It's just who I am.

TACTICAL KNIFE THAT HOE!! Nawh jk, just like.. Uhh... Hmm... GOT IT! When you open your window, take a kitchen knife and stab it inn the balls.

At 2/8/10 12:23 PM, Fro wrote:
I personally like the character.

=P I agree, I think he just tops it off perfectly. I vote stay, lol.

Yeah. If you know how it is supposed to sound I think it makes it a bit better.

Probably the worst song written, I call it Candlefire. I know it's really short, but it's the first song I've ever written in my life. Please don't be really harsh lol.

Sitting on the porch, with the girl of my dreams,
Wondering when Ill ever, make, my move.
I turn to see, there is no one next to me.
Just the, candlefire (Candlefiiiire)

Evil is in the air, will it evade thee?
Now I'm all alone,
Walking down the street,
I see a dark figure,
Walking towards me,

He slowly inches forward, then I see.....
Hes just a, candlefire (Candlefiiiire)
Lost in the dead of night (Lost in the the dead, of niiight, yeah!)

I finally wake up,
She is next to me,
The girl of my dreams,
And there is no more...
Candlefire (Candlefiiiire)
Just........ Me..

At 2/9/10 12:49 AM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

:Also, the thing that bothered me was saying 'punk is like emo but not quite there'. That's like saying hot dogs are like apples but not quite. punk and emo are NOT in ANY way related (the groups now anyways, i know emo came from punk but that was in the late 80's). Seriously, fix that.

I actually did say "Punk is like emo but not quite there." I said that George was punk, and he was slowly becoming emo.

Sorry for double post.

@Whatshisfaceguythatsaidfail, thanks for taking the time to read my script! I don't care about haters. And I know it is probably really bad but it's the first script I've ever written.

Okay i wrote this script just now, it's my first one so don't be harsh lol. I can't animate worth an ounce of jizz so if anyone likes it enough to animate it maybe we could do a collab type thing and I could write you could animate? A series or something. It's kind of about the teenage life in school. (Should I post this in collab section?

Chance - The skater, druggy.
Tim - The jock. Most athletic one in this group.
Abbigail - The jocks girlfriend. Most preppy one.
George - The punk. Almost emo but not quite there.
Julie - The goth/emo. Always wears dark clothes, makeup etc.
Ray - The nerd. Always in the computer lab, programming or animating something.
Isabelle - The new girl.
Rachel - Abbigails best friend almost as preppy.
Ryan - Jock. Qb on the football team.

Scene One (Before Class)
(Tim and Abbigail walk in hand in hand.)
Tim: Hey baby what are we going to do on Valentines day?
Abbigail: I think we should hang out and watch movies at your house.
Tim: Okay. I gotta go to a football practice babe. Love you.
Abbigail: Love you too byee!
(Tim kisses Abbigail then runs out to the field)
Rachel: Hey Abbi! Guess what?
Abbigail: Who are you dating now? Joking, joking.
(Both laugh)
Rachel: Jeez still Ryan. But they want us in the talent show!
Abbigail: Haha really? What are we doing?
Rachel: Honestly you don't know? We're gonna be singing! We have to decide our song choices still. Abbigail: No way am I singing in front of all those people. I'm not even that good.
Rachel: Come on Abbi we both know you're amazing!
(Bell rings)
Abbigail: Well I have to go to class, I'll think about it byee!!

Scene Two (First Period)
(Everyone is talking when Mr. Wilson walks into the classroom and everyone quiets down)
Mr. Wilson: Good morning class. I have some notes to start off the class.
(Sighs throughout the room)
Rachel(Whispering): Hey Isabelle right? Do you have a pencil?
Isabelle(Whispering): Yeah, here you go.
Rachel(Whispering): Thanks.
(Mr. Wilson continues to write notes)
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That's all I have I will add some later lol. Any tips?

At 2/8/10 04:52 PM, Dubbi wrote: The complete randomness made it. :)

Thanks ya! Imma try this for the first time

:Did it work? Lol.