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Me:
penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I am more interested in robots.
Me:
Antenna?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
That didn't answer the question.
God:
Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me:
Yes it was, I asked if you liked antenna
God:
Yippee! How did you feel about that?
Me:
about asking if you liked antenna?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about asking if me liked antenna.
Me:
are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Could have fooled me...
God:
It's possible.
Me:
douche.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
You must have a pretty dirty vagina then, don't you
God:
No I do not must have a pretty dirty vagina. Do you?
I am always on the Web

At 11/29/09 04:12 PM, MoriChax wrote: Me with my beer plush.

Cute.

And I'm not talking about the plush ;-)

I want a keyboard so I can play music's

This is the only picture I've got atm...was on of my senior photos *shrug*

protip: chicks dig it when you actually call them.

At 11/28/09 07:03 PM, Arclantic wrote:

and i dont play viva pinate its a really dumb game i play better games

He uses the gameboy advanced adapter to play pokemon on his gamecube, get it right guise gawd.

At 11/28/09 06:54 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: You could try using punctuation.

They're so annoying, all they want to do is watch spongebob and other stupid kiddy shows. My parents are letting them, and I can't play video games. My parents told me we had to do what the guests wanted to do, but I want to play my video games. They said I had to do it on this dumb little tv they have in the other room. It's only 30 inches, and the games are so dumb looking; While these stupid little kids watch stupid shows on the good tv.

How can I take back what's mine?

A little bit fix't.

You could try using punctuation.

At 11/28/09 02:36 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: Fuck Nickelback. I Damn them to hell.

Yes yes yes, stop copy and pasting the same sone 10-12 times an album and changing the lyrics, kthx.

Well, I don't know if you're looking for free programs or not, but you can always try Adobe Soundbooth or Sony Sound Forge, I personally have used both and they work really well for all types of audio editing for the most part, Soundbooth is a little more in depth though, and both of these will make a pretty nice dent in your wallet.

At 9/13/09 05:46 AM, Mozzak wrote: Hi guys,need 3 voice actors,or 3 different voices...it doesn't really matter
1 - Need a bad guy voice (He is the boss of Cybernetics company called Cybertech),Hacker voice(The main character,good guy),Computer voice(sorta 8-bit ish)
2 - Bad guy lines : 1.Congratulations,thanks to everyone here,we are number one!
2.A bunch of swears like (f*ck,damn you,sh*t) and so
3.Everyone out!(angry and scared at the same time)-This happens when the hacker activates the bomb
3 - PM
4 - I'll be working on this quite a while so don't worry about the deadline
You get credit,and I'll think about maybe naming a character after you?

Thanks a bunch!
PM for the pictures,maybe a scene or so.

Mozzak

Can you please give a little more distinction between what character is saying these lines, so that voice actors trying for them can better tone their voices to them? thanks.

At 9/2/09 08:48 PM, jarrydn wrote:

At 9/2/09 05:38 PM, JakeRies50 wrote: well there goes my chance at the pirate voice acting contests submission -_-

If you'd read the terms of the contest a bit more thoroughly, you'd know that you could post a link to your submission here, so that you can get your approval fast-tracked.

Yeah, I missed that part before, but it actually got approved quick enough, so that I was able to make the deadline.

Being a Pirate Sucks...Alot.

My entry to the talk like a pirate voice acting contests :D

well there goes my chance at the pirate voice acting contests submission -_-

Very nice post, helpful for those that are ready to start in the audio world :D

Has any one else experienced this? A couple of my drawings got deleted, for seemingly no reason.
The first was a drawing of Naruto that I did, I figured that maybe it was copyright issues, but I see other Naruto drawings in the art portal. The second was just a drawing of an elephant that I did...I do not see how that in any way breaks any of the rules, I have reviewed the FAQ section and the Rules for submitting art several times and I have seen no rules broken at all.

If any one knows anything about this please reply, thanks.

Hey all, I am looking for an animator for a small project that I have in mind, I will be able to provide voice(s) and the writing, It will be about Bruce Banner (The Hulk), so if you are interested either post here, or pm me, thanks.