I think this calls for some good old-fashioned euthanasia.

At 10/27/09 09:29 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Somewhere between Neil Peart and Mike Portnoy.

Peart is more famous and developed in talent, but Portnoy is better considering the rate he's been growing at and the time he's spent in comparison. Dream Theater is like a modern day Rush, only much less mainstream. Peart may have been spectacular, but Portnoy's fucking insane.

Sex is fun no matter what way you look at it. Every part is the best part.

Facebook, because I'm a bro and I have a social life to uphold.

At 9/27/09 10:45 AM, Chymeraxe wrote: You're welcome.

I have used those before as well, and I was not pleased with them either.

I think I might actually know ShadowWest. Happy birthday, dude!

is horseshit.

You definitely get what you pay for. I literally had to re-download a song six or seven times the other day because I wanted a version that didn't skip several times while playing.

Limewire, over these past few days, has taught me that it's better just to spend money on an album or a single, via the iTunes store or some other purchase, than to drive yourself insane trying to enjoy your favorite song(s) for free.

That is all. Don't participate in filesharing activities, kids.

I have never liked IWP's series in the least bit. All it is is bitching and moaning about insignificant "issues."

Maybe it's because you're a douchebag. Poozy doesn't seem like the type of guy who would ban people for no reason.

Can I send you spam mail too?

Drunk people act in the interest of their subconscious minds, which is why they lose all their inhibitions. You kissing your guy friend may reveal that you have suppressed feelings for him.

Way to lay down the law, bro. Those fuckers won't think of messing with you ever again.

At 9/12/09 04:02 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: That's because you're a little man.

You posted your girlfriend's tits on your userpage, and they looked gross.

I love all forms of rock and metal, my friends, my talents and special abilities, and my fantastic girlfriend. Also Bill Cosby.

Oh my god this is hot. Please post more. I'm so hard over this; I've never seen anything like it.

At 9/12/09 08:34 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: We teach evolution in public schools, but we can't have a movie about Darwin? That's bullshit. Some pretty fucked up politics are involved in this scenario.

Actually I attend a private school, and we've brushed on Darwin every year in different science classes. The priest who's basically in charge of the school doesn't seem to mind much.

Don't forget Dennis the Menace 2. I don't think any of the original actors were in that one.

At 9/12/09 08:48 PM, TMM43 wrote: They have a song called "Number 9". Crazy song. I think it had a lot to do with Lennon and his India experiences with karma.

That song is so weird. Really cool, quite interesting. But really fucking weird.

Nothing. I believe that the news post system is a tool of the devil.

Grow a big dick if you don't have one already. Viagra, natural growth, I don't care what it takes, just do it. Whip down your pants and show her your monster while you're asking her out and she won't be able to say no.

At 9/12/09 08:35 PM, Canas wrote: Then where would Kangaskhan come from if all baby Kang's grew up in to Cubone/Marrowaks?

Well I once bred a Kangaskhan with a Ditto and it stayed the same, so I'm thinking Kangaskhans don't change physically as they grow up.

I'm going to hell, but I could've told you that without taking the quiz.

I never really got what was so cool about hating everything.

At 9/12/09 12:50 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: I remember my first beer...

Haha, that's so funny! The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

At 9/4/09 07:58 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: a psychic humanoid female Pokemon with red eyes

Oooo, Gardevoir? ;)

At 9/4/09 07:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That's pretty unfunny. In my Algebra one book someone illustrated flaming cocks crossing each other. That was epic. I fell out of my chair in laughter.

Last year my friend drew a gigantic veiny penis in the back page of our Algebra II/Trig book as a bonus to anyone who actually did do all the homework (or just copy the answers from the back of the book, lol). I wonder who will be lucky enough to find it this year.

Infantile piece of shit/infantile shit dropping. It's an either/or case.

Hahahaha! Best thread title ever. I am using this as my facebook status, the comments should be golden.

No, you are by all means entitled to your own opinion and nobody should hold that against you. A lot of my friends listen to hip hop and rap, and I always show up blasting Megadeth or Slayer, so I know where you're coming from on this one.

When I'm actually having sex, yeah. If something just randomly turns me on, then not really.