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Whip yourdick out and say"bitch can I have some help with this". Then start slaping her in the face with it untill she crys. After that then you must fuck her in the ass.

I hang out with my friends often. Currently im trying to find a girlfriend. I got to parties about once every 2 weeks. So my social life is going ok I guess.

At 11/11/10 09:58 PM, Conjecture wrote:

Unbelievable. My dog died THE SAME WAY, and before he went he shit all over my kitchen floor, nonstop for about 7 minutes. The vets said it was the most painful possible way to go.

Yep mine also shited alot.

At 11/11/10 09:59 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 11/11/10 09:59 PM, jak3434 wrote: You stare into there eyes dreamily, then start making out.

So .... you're jak, eh? Guess what you get to do!

Oh goody... sounds tasty!!!

It was gay, I had to watch a boring movie in which I was sleeping during.

You stare into there eyes dreamily, then start making out.

At 11/11/10 09:42 PM, Jackdabomb wrote:

At 11/11/10 09:36 PM, klik wrote:

At 11/11/10 09:35 PM, Piss wrote: My dog died from that.

no way, mine too

Are you guys being serious because this is freaking me out. MY DOG DIED THE SAME WAY

Mine too, but it was a pink spot.

Thats what she said.

Death Note!!!

At 11/5/10 08:49 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/5/10 08:34 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 11/5/10 08:32 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

Phimosis, not as sevear as the image shows but still had it,

Eww, I actually looked at the link. thank you so much for killing my boner.

At 11/5/10 08:54 PM, mothballs wrote: This is actually a serious answer.

I was once jerking off so violently (my fourth go that day) and for some reason, the friction was higher than it has ever been. I got a huge cut on my penis in the middle of the process, but I kept going until I finished because I can never leave unfinished.

My penis stung for weeks and therefore I couldn't jerk off for weeks.

Thats happened to me too. I didnt use enough lube. It does hurt badly, but its not as bad as falling on a fence.

What is the worst thing that has happened to your penis? Dont say it was bitten off by a bitch, if you say then pics or links plz.

The worst pain my penis has ever been in was when I was walking on a fence and I lost my balance and...well... you know the rest. I bruised my stalk and popped one of my balls. That was a hell of a sugury.

I smoke because I can and life.

At 11/5/10 07:22 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

At 11/5/10 07:18 PM, jak3434 wrote: So I looked at the can and it said "Warning: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer."

That usually just means lead.

Shit... Well, if im never seen again then you know what happened.

Bub's burgers. I finished the 3 pound burger challenge.

My new hero!!!

A few hours ago I was looking around my garage to find a can of spray paint for a school prodject, and when I was spraying it on my prodject and I inhaled a lot of the fumes and it made me funny. When I say funny I mean like when you sniff a sharpie. It felt good. Then I was looking for other things to inhale and I found a can of plastic lubricant called Jig-a-loo. And being the dumbass I am, I decided to spray a shit load into my hand and instantly inhale it.

Bad move.

I suddenly got this huge painfull rush to my head, my vision turned black and I passed out. I woke up and felt like I had a hangover, I felt like shit. My vision is bluring and I am having trouble remembering my latin vocab words.

So I looked at the can and it said "Warning: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer."
I am worried.

At 11/5/10 06:58 PM, Esshole wrote: I love how a thread gets de-railed so easily.

It wouldnt be NG if it didnt.

You.

At 11/5/10 06:25 PM, xEmoRangerx wrote:

At 11/5/10 06:22 PM, ihatesonic1 wrote:

Yet you have emo in your name

I like the fashion, not the music.

The fashion is so good, its way better then the what typical jock wears(basketball short and a tee-shirt)

At 11/5/10 06:16 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
Haha, yeah sure.

But of course that's just me being an "ass fag"

filler filler filll

No you didnt answer my fucking question! What the FUCK is wrong with what I fucking listen to? Nothing.

At 11/5/10 06:07 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 11/5/10 06:05 PM, jak3434 wrote: punk-emo music,

I don't know who you are.

But i hate you so much right now.

Ass fag, people like you need to go fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with what I listen to? Emo isnt just cutting yourself. Its a type of person its a type of music its a type of fashion its a type of LIFE.

"You can do it, can do it all night long!"

Waterboy

Yes I am a fanboy.

Fan of rubix cubes, punk-emo music, certin guitarist... ect

At 11/5/10 05:54 PM, jakobhummelen wrote:

At 11/5/10 05:50 PM, jak3434 wrote: The reason why is because you will always think of yourself as smelling fine. You are so use to your own smell that you are incapable of smelling your farts. Can you smell your breath? No can you smell your BO most of the time? No.

You make a good point but you fail to recognize that your 'regular' smell, your breath and your BO are all slowly accumulated and thus you do get desensitized to those smells.

But a fart.. a fart is something wonderfully radical and spontaneous. Kind of like an explosion of smell. There's no desensitizing to that smell unless you fart pretty much all the time.

Yes a fart is sudden but do you think other peoples farts are way worse then yours? Yes. Then my point is proven, also the person who farted could have had a stuffed nose and couldnt smell it.

The reason why is because you will always think of yourself as smelling fine. You are so use to your own smell that you are incapable of smelling your farts. Can you smell your breath? No can you smell your BO most of the time? No.

Yes depression hurts. But you can get over it. Go do things with your friends. I f you dont have any friends go makes some. Dont like your current ones get new ones. Get a girlfriend and get laid. Go do some drugs they help for a little bit(dont do it for to long). Get a great new hobby. And stop sleeping you dont need to sleep for that long. You only need like 3 hours(mabey Im just an isomniac).

Meaghen

Injuries that get to me are ones that you can see the bone. Also if I know the skin has been ripped from something like a tree then its just eww. Cuts from things like knifes dont bother me.

At 11/1/10 04:21 PM, quanmandetil wrote: At this point I can conclude that Newgrounders will fap to any woman wearing anything, and some men as well.

Got that right.