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At 1/22/11 09:00 PM, slipknotfan33 wrote: if you could have any girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband in the world who would it be

In a realistic world Cheney Myers.

In and unrealistic world Amy Days.

At 1/23/11 12:50 AM, Minchken wrote: Seriously no one? Well I guess someone has to do it

You are going to get fuck flaged out of you.

At 1/23/11 12:05 AM, squirrelking69 wrote:

At 1/23/11 12:05 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: If I could have one thing in the world, it would be a woman.

Thing.

But if all you have is the woman, she would be useless.

You have no kitchen.

No, you could fuck it.

Cheney Myers. The girl I love but dont know if she loves me back.

At 1/22/11 11:53 PM, squirrelking69 wrote:

At 1/22/11 11:49 PM, WhaleSnail wrote: I am honestly starting to believe that having to go to the dentist is just based on luck. I've brushed my teeth twice a day and flossed 3 times a week for my entire life and I've had 3 fillings. My friend literally never brushes his teeth and he's had one.

It's BULLSHIT!

It's because toothpaste is a conspiracy, it actually rots your teeth and earns dentists money.

Agreed. I never brush my teeth and I have never had a cavity. My teeth are also very white considering I dont brush.

Gwen from Ben Ten, Misty May or dawn, the chicks from totally spies....

Any torrent site, swagbucks(emails), porn.

At 12/24/10 09:42 PM, Ptero wrote: nothing my parents are dead i'm an orphan i live in an orphanage we get no presents

Aww... Come on... You guys are getting all the fun things. I already opened one of my presents and it was shit. It was a fucking guitar and I fucking hate it, Its my tenth guitar... i fucking hate my life.

At 12/24/10 09:39 PM, November wrote: Cancer.

Lucky...

As the title says. What do you think you got for Christmas?

I am almost certain I got a real life unicorn.

At 12/24/10 09:33 PM, NerdLiife wrote: Did you get to open for christmas eve?
I got to open this nifty little gift and got a Super Bass Wireless headphone dealio.
What about you?

There was already a thread about this but ok. I got a Pevey T60. A guitar. Picture below.

At 12/24/10 09:31 PM, Dasimonster wrote: Is he real?

He's your fat father.

BECUZ IT FUCKING SUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

At 12/24/10 09:25 PM, AdY886 wrote: So here it is ..
Another Cristmass Eve where I am alone, drinking bottles after bottles and wondering why I am alone?when everyone, everysingle friend of mine is with theyr girfriends at home partying and watching movies and I dont know what else..
I am alone at home, single and drunk, GOOD CRISTMASS !
It was like this the last year, it is like that now and I bet it will be like this the next year too!
Just end this holiday please!! the sooner the better..

well at least I can play games all night

Go to your family, like your parents and spend x-mass with them. That might suck but its better then nothing.

The only one I have gotten to open yet is a Pevey T60. Its a guitar.

Here it is below.

At 12/18/10 03:46 PM, Platypus wrote: A large portion of NG seem the be gay

Interesting *writes on notepad*

Dont for get being Bi.

So add me to the list.

At 12/2/10 07:28 PM, thekingofmadness wrote: It means your a shitty poster who puts no thought into his posts at all.

Yep.

At 12/2/10 07:27 PM, Genocide wrote: It's in latin. When translated to english it simply says "get the fuck off the internet" or something. My latin is bad, though.

What a happy thing to say.

I was trying to troll this brand new thread and there was a notice that said " you are posting too fast".

Penis.

I think the troll years are starting up agian if you read some of todays topics.

At 12/2/10 07:10 PM, DukenukemALT wrote: I'm sorry.

You should'nt be sorry.... its the truth.

Were you talking about the event or the show?

Throw the jew down the well.

Yes because I am awsome!!!!

At 12/2/10 07:00 PM, GiantDouche wrote: sandpaper

YES!!!!!!!!!

What a GiantDouche.

Dont do it! I have gotten in fights before because of who I am and what I beilive in. It hurts even when you kick the other guys ass and you will get suspended. Im 6'2" and 145 pounds and its no fun.

At 12/2/10 06:57 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: ...Bed wets you.

Most original wins.

I soviet Russia, woman fucks you.

Its fast but it rips your dick to much for my liking.

IS there anything thats really fast? the only thing I found that was really super fast was some trombone slide oil and some of it got in my dick hole and it stung really bad.

At 12/2/10 06:42 PM, thekingofmadness wrote: No. Go away.

This will get deleted like mine did...

heeheeheehee....