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Do you want jack off? If so then look at the most recent topic that I posted and click the link. You will be cumming buckets.

Favourite shape of women would have to be the really skinny ones. When I say skinny ones I mean borderline anorexic girls. I dink care to much for tit size as long as they are there. Perfect height would have to be between 5'4'' and 5'8''. Emo fantasy!!!

Indiana

Racing capitol of the country, have a shit ton of corn, and we are also the crossroads of America

At 4/24/11 11:38 PM, Squidbit wrote: Follow strangers around like you think they're your family.

You also have to act retarded while doing so.

At 4/24/11 06:20 PM, towellyfan wrote: I honestly don't know why I brought this thread back, but I'd say furries:Fat furs. I get a boner so sharp it could cut glass whenever I see a new fat fur submission form Herro.

Wait to bump the fuck out of one of the oldest I have.

At 4/24/11 06:23 PM, SteelChair wrote: Emo's are hot...

They are the best.

The magazine of coarse. Newspapers are good and magazines are evil. He'll sounds cool. Most of my friends would be there too!

At 4/23/11 03:27 PM, maxninja234 wrote: what about the femail man?

Theres a mailwoman in my neighborhood.

At 4/23/11 04:20 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 4/23/11 04:18 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 4/23/11 04:14 PM, BumFodder wrote: I guess shouting out of a window couldve driven them away.

It could also get you shot in the face.

I would have called the cops and gone back to bed.

I highly doubt they would turn it into murder just because you told them to go away.

Yea they would. They wouldn't just let you be if you relieved your presence.

At 4/23/11 04:18 PM, EpicFail wrote: I would get dressed up in a really unique costume and then I'd go out there with a baseball bat covered in razorblades, then I'd hit every one of them across the head including the victim because they're causing a ruckus in my neighborhood.

And then fornicate there bodies.

At 4/23/11 04:11 PM, TassioSouza wrote: who here knows good sites for card games fans?

Its called searching on google.

The same thing you did.

At 4/23/11 04:07 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote: who thinks their should be one

Lets not and say we didn't.

I would use the search bar.

I actually don't think your gay. What you most likely have is low testosterone making you not interested in sex assuming you have not been masterbaiting recently. You should consult your doctor and he should be able to prescribe you a testosterone booster. Good luck.

What I usually do is at tenish I go to my room and put a tee-shirt on and some pj pants. Then I go was my face to get the makeup off and I straiten my hair. Then I go downstairs to get some food. After that I go to my basement where my computer is and I watch the people I'm subscribed to on YouTube and reply to comments. Then till twelve I solve rubik's cubes for the next two hour. After that I post mostly on the speedsolving forums and if that get boring then I go to newgrounds. By the time I'm tired its usually 2 in the morning and if I still can't sleep I masterbait and fall asleep instantly.

I bet your parents would be proud o there son.

I don't know why though.

I like ice cream.

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If it does not show up.

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At 4/16/11 05:16 AM, darthhaze wrote: did that emo girl remove one of her organs?

No, but she easily could.

At 4/16/11 01:26 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 4/16/11 01:18 AM, jak3434 wrote:

At 4/16/11 01:07 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I've seen Ed Offended....This doesn't affect me.

I really want to look that up but I know I will regret it.

It depends, really. If you don't want to be desensitized to the gruesomeness of death, carnage, rape, mutilation, decapitations, eviscerations and assassinations, then don't look it up.

If your desire is to the contrary, then I hope you find the page, because it is no longer on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Its 1:30 am and I'm in an unfinished basement that is completely unlit and is big. I saw a reaction video on it. I am fucking terrified of freaky shit, Im still a little freaked out from the emo girl thing that I saw and posted an hour ago. I think I will wait until noon tomorrow when I have one of my friends over, we will see it then. Im kinda nervous and I dont want to pass out from fear, disgust and horrification from that and I actually do pass out. So no. I will record a reaction video tomorrow thou.

At 4/16/11 01:21 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/16/11 01:18 AM, jak3434 wrote: Dont get me wrong. I still do all those other thing(except TV). But cutting is when Im depressed or feel numb from the world. Its just a way to cope with things.

So it's a bit more specific than "relieving stress" then isn't it?

It does relieve stress. Yes it is more specific. Also if im really angry. You ever had that feeling that your looking at everything from a third person view?

At 4/16/11 01:07 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I've seen Ed Offended....This doesn't affect me.

I really want to look that up but I know I will regret it.

At 4/16/11 01:11 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/16/11 01:05 AM, jak3434 wrote: Believe it or not, most people self injure to relive stress. Some people workout, some people watch TV, people here fap, I cut. But nowhere near here extent.

Ok. So why cut as oppose to doing those other things?

Dont get me wrong. I still do all those other thing(except TV). But cutting is when Im depressed or feel numb from the world. Its just a way to cope with things.

At 4/16/11 01:01 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/16/11 12:55 AM, jak3434 wrote: I do do it to myself

So uh... why?

Believe it or not, most people self injure to relive stress. Some people workout, some people watch TV, people here fap, I cut. But nowhere near here extent.

At 4/16/11 12:50 AM, sixflab wrote: Pretty intense dedication to self mutilation. You have to have guts to do that to yourself.

I dont know if you looked at my picture of it. Yes I do do it to myself but I do it at a very small fraction in comparison to her.

At 4/16/11 12:29 AM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 4/16/11 12:22 AM, jak3434 wrote: But dont get me wrong I self injure to, but not even close to her extent.
Heres where I posted a picture of my scars on newgrounds.

cool paper cuts you attention whore

In comparison, I agree.

At 4/16/11 12:27 AM, Shabbo wrote: I mean, dude. I really hope she gets some help! I can't believe her family doesn't try to help her.

She's lives on her own and is single. She has nobody.

Want to see some disgustingly nasty shit that you wont be able to stand?

Click teh linky.
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/
f149/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11 192/

Before any of you try to look at link, its of this girl who is messed up. She has the most horribly disgusting unnatural most gorificly painful self injury pictures ever. It is fucked up. If you can look at all of them and not throw up or at least gag, then either you like gore and fucked up shit, or your just immune to it and it doesnt bother you.

But dont get me wrong I self injure to, but not even close to her extent.
Heres where I posted a picture of my scars on newgrounds.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1231 324

At 3/15/11 09:25 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote: i click a video, i get nothing but a black screen. Anyone else having this problem?

Its called reloading the fucking video...

Dumbass.

Probably a biochemist.

Biology and chemistry just plain fascinate me

And I also got/am getting A's in those classes.

If not that then a astronomer.

At 3/15/11 08:49 PM, Squidbit wrote:

At 3/15/11 08:47 PM, Villager wrote:

Getting out of the shower to take a shit is the weirdest.

I agree. I hate sitting on the toilet with a wet ass. I also hate wiping with a wet ass.

And your really cold while doing so which sucks.

That sounds like the toilet scene from dumb and dumber.

I saw lotion near the computer...