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At 10/12/10 05:37 PM, JodieFoster wrote: The meaning of life

What meaning?

At 10/12/10 05:34 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote:

At 10/12/10 05:21 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/12/10 05:13 PM, jak3434 wrote: In your pants is also very aceptable.

What would a party in my pants constitute exactly?

I don't know but there's a cock joke somewhere in there.

No shit!!!

The reason I missed homecoming dance is because I was at a cross country meet and the bus broke down.

At 10/12/10 05:25 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I'm a lesbian too. Let's fuck.

Then grab some lub and spread your thieghs, its orgy time.

At 10/12/10 05:22 PM, Par0xysM wrote:

At 10/12/10 05:19 PM, jak3434 wrote:

At 10/12/10 05:19 PM, Par0xysM wrote: You like men?

Theres nothing wrong with that.

Pardon me, but did I ever say there was something wrong with that?

Knowing the typical douchbags on the forums, yes I thought you thought there was something wrong with that.

At 10/12/10 05:19 PM, Par0xysM wrote: You like men?

Theres nothing wrong with that.

At 10/12/10 05:14 PM, ryanson209 wrote: Shut up and fuck me.

Ok!!!

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At 10/12/10 05:10 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 10/12/10 05:03 PM, jak3434 wrote: You ever been to a boy girl party..

Nope.

At 10/12/10 05:03 PM, jak3434 wrote: You ever been to a party..

Nope.

At 10/12/10 05:03 PM, jak3434 wrote: You ever been outside in the past week..

Nope.

In your pants is also very aceptable.

This one.
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What would you do?

And there playing seven minutes in heaven and the bitch who invited you makes you go first. But she makes you go in with a nasty fat bitch that is almost retarded and plays with puppets. You go into the closet and you despritly want to get but you have to say something and you end up saying "... so ...havin' fun at the party?" and she says "Shut up and fuck me".

Honors Algebra 2
Concert Band 3
English 10
AP Chemistry
Latin 1
Drawing 3
World History

This. Fun and sexy times. What that thing is. Have you done this?

At 8/28/10 06:38 AM, walterwagner wrote: people who make shitty threads EG this fag

FUCK YOU. You make shitty threads too, we all do.

At 8/27/10 05:02 PM, 3dog14 wrote: Ok, so there's this fat, ugly, girl that won't leave me alone... every time she talks to me she has to put her hands on me in some way and at some point in time.. just this morning.. I was talking to my friends and she decides to touch my thigh to say hello.. and its DANGEROUSLY close to my junk.. and I'm like "Oh.. hello Jasmine.." and she's all " HAHAHAHAA!" YOUR SOOO FUNNY!" and gives me a hug and skips off.. with her ass jiggling in the distance.. So how do I tell her to leave me alone? I have Spanish, English, AND Algebra with her... so I think you can imagine my pain..

Something like this happened to me but she was really skinny and emo. Long story short go for it or she might do something really stupid.

At 8/27/10 09:59 PM, sixflab wrote: Full body wax is more effective but your way works too.

OMG thats what I just said.

hahahaahaha....waxing is the best.

Its ok to laugh at fat people... make sun of her some more.

At 8/27/10 08:18 PM, sweet21 wrote:

i hate stupid questions, most especially from 5,6, or 7 year olds, i know they are still learning but when im playing a game and they ask my "why are you killing them?" and i answer because they are trying to take over the world or something and they ask "why?" again it really bothers me!

God thats just what my fucking sister would say.

At 8/27/10 08:07 PM, AlexThreeKsKeller wrote: Seriously, it's like every site I go to is a sausage fest, I'm surprised I haven't gone gay yet.
Why aren't there more girls on the Net, my NGers?

Are you stupid there is a ton of porn on the internet. Rule 34 if its on the internet there is porn of it.

At 8/27/10 03:47 PM, kaywire wrote: What ?

Imagine having a four way with them. Just perfect.

What are your pet peves, what food do you hate, what races do you hate, what type of people do you hate,what things do you hate?

I hate it when some just gives you that hatefull shake of the head when your driving and you want to flick them off and yell "fuck you bitch" at them. I also really hate the douchbag jocks that are so worshiped. I dont get why I really dont. They are so boring and such retards. So there liked because the there dicks...thats bullshit. There liked because of there fashion? T shirt and basketball shorts and basketball shoes are not fashionable.

At 8/27/10 07:38 PM, Madnath75 wrote: Moderatly geeky, not too shaaby, can game, reasonably attractive, intelligent and can have a decent conversation with.

In real life how many are there...almost none and there already taken.

like?

Its just fun for them.

The names Bond, James Bond.

No your a towel!!!

YOUR A FUCKING TOWEL!!!!!!!

what going to happen is brock is going to violently rape nurse jennie and be sent to prision. Then ash and dawn dont have anyone to look after them so they have to go home. But they have sex first....with dildos for ash.