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Topic: Life without the Internet

Posted: 03/01/08 01:17 PM

Forum: General

At 3/1/08 01:12 PM, MetalDart wrote: Break out the old video game systems and watch cartoons.

SNES/Genesis & oldschool Nickelodeon FTW. Also, heya Dart, been a while. What's up lately?

And for the joke answer, call Al Gore.

I'm Australian and behind the times. I don't get it. :/


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Angry

Topic: I fucking hate flying

Posted: 03/01/08 01:12 PM

Forum: General

Considering your name is 'Supermario300', I thought you were going to explain the difficulties/pains of operating that damned cape/tail. You left me throughly disappointed. Bleck.


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Topic: Are you a follower?

Posted: 03/01/08 01:06 PM

Forum: General

Don't care about most of the questions, I follow a healthy combination of myself, booze and The Flaming Lips. Besides which, my GPA is too depressingly low for me to pay attention to anyway. And rap is only missing a 'c' or an 'e', IMHO.

(you can still have a hug though, random person of an internet-like description)


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Happy

Topic: Dn't you just hate it when

Posted: 03/01/08 12:39 PM

Forum: General

Nope, I just get apathetic and leave my account unused for about 2 years then randomly come on again while severely drunk. 'Tis still more useful then a tribute to uselessness, at least as far as my warped perceptions interpret.


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Topic: Life without the Internet

Posted: 03/01/08 12:27 PM

Forum: General

(dusts off account)

Without Wikipedia, I'd be screwed trying to find out about new bands or how to get through my most recent uni subjects. Otherwise, I'd probably be infinitely more productive, in all honesty.

(fades back into utter obscurity)


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Topic: hardest videogame ever?

Posted: 03/03/07 03:59 PM

Forum: General

Devil May Cry 3 on DMD (Dante Must Die) mode. Try it without items. Seriously. Then try and get all S/SS ranks. Fun, but ridiculously hard.

Also, Total Carnage. Plays like Smash TV (made from the same engine, I think), but harder.


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Happy

Topic: Attn: Females on Newgrounds.

Posted: 03/01/07 05:42 PM

Forum: General

17/f/New York. Wana cybur, or wil I flie dere 2 meet u, babee?

Sharpens carving knifes and stretches his 64-year-old body out luxuriously...
At 3/1/07 02:50 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: My eHarmony Profile

It's a good thing you guys support the death penalty over there. Prison's too good for people like that.


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Topic: Japanese school boys.

Posted: 03/01/07 09:48 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/07 09:38 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: So I was thinking, what happens to the boys? From what I know, they just fly around in their mechs and aren't thratened by anyone (or anything, for that matter).

Except major mental health issues and an extreme lack of self-worth?

I'm looking at YOU here, Shinji...

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Topic: Vote For My Sister!

Posted: 03/01/07 09:39 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/07 09:16 AM, yokojakomoko wrote: O god your right, i just watched all of them and they all do it. How in the hell does that not drive you absolutly insane. It makes my blood boil *shudders* >:[]

Heh, we do it so much that for the most part we don't even notice it. It's just one of those cultural things that seems weird from the outside, I guess.

Like how NZ'ers pronounce their vowels. 'Fush and Chups' indeed. =P

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Happy

Topic: Vote For My Sister!

Posted: 03/01/07 08:30 AM

Forum: General

At 3/1/07 08:22 AM, yokojakomoko wrote: tell your sister that she needs to stop going up at the end of her sentences, its really irritating when people do that

Hahaha, you talked to many Australians in real life before, good sir? We have a tendancy to do that.


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Topic: Vote For My Sister!

Posted: 03/01/07 08:07 AM

Forum: General

Voted again, but it looks like she might have some trouble.....3 other winners have already been picked.

At 3/1/07 08:05 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: i don't ever thouch myspace.

You don't need a myspace to vote. You just click on the 'vote' button. 3 times.


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Topic: Decide my new BBS name!

Posted: 02/28/07 01:06 PM

Forum: General

Grashyll.
Ampersand.
Laharl.


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Topic: Frankth Or Frank-the-hedgehog?

Posted: 02/28/07 12:40 PM

Forum: General

Depends if you want a complete change or not. I'd recommend your current name if it's a toss-up between those two, but if you want something COMEPLETELY different, I personally like Grashyll. And I'm certain it's not taken.


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Topic: Opening line for a bank robbery

Posted: 02/28/07 12:03 PM

Forum: General

Ok, first I pull out my Celestial Brush. I draw in some mist to slow time down, and confuse the hell out of everyone. Then I draw a few bomb icons on the nearest vault door. Once it has been blasted, I draw a large swirly into the open vault, and when the money whooshes out with the wind, it should automatically fly into my bag when it gets close to me.

Once I've got all I can carry, I draw in a few fires and make lightning zap from a few of the lights, to further distract and confuse everyone. Then I take my leave, pausing at the door to face the crowd and utter my opening line as the mist finally clears.

"BARK!"

I then run like hell, leaving a huge trail of flowers in my wake (which will fade in a few seconds, so I don't have to worry about being followed).


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Topic: what chips do you like the best?

Posted: 02/28/07 09:08 AM

Forum: General

At 2/28/07 05:42 AM, madknt wrote: salt and vinegar is always the safe bet but i also enjoy..

red rock deli!!

YES. Many times have they saved me from going hungry mid-shift at work. Those chips are made of awesome.


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Topic: i just didn't know where to turn...

Posted: 02/27/07 11:43 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/07 11:30 PM, Shuko wrote: Er... should I understand what this means? Is it the late night fatigue clouding my mind?

Basically people paying real money for stuff in online games. There's a large market for this sort of thing. Pretty sad, really.


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Topic: Death Metal Names

Posted: 02/27/07 11:39 PM

Forum: General

Psychosis.

Don't know if it's already taken though.


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Topic: Your Favorite Game Sucks.

Posted: 02/27/07 11:31 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/07 11:29 PM, TightRope wrote: mercenaries PLEASE DO MINE because i too agree with you and this is literally (along with the metal gear series) the only game i like. please tell me if you think mercenaries is good.

He already did.

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
You run around and shoot. Sometimes you get shot at. Other times you shoot again.

Don't worry sometimes you get to shoot from vehicles as that breaks the tedium from the game.

Ask for one of the MGS games instead if you like those, I'd want to see that too.


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Topic: Your Favorite Game Sucks.

Posted: 02/27/07 11:25 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/07 11:18 PM, UltimaMaster wrote: When the hell are you going to do Final Fantasy 12?!

#2: Remember that I have a life. I go to college and have my own personal crap to deal with whenever it comes up. So if I skip or ignore you then don't take it to heart. If this topic gets big I might skip a whole lot. Get over it if I ignore you.

Patience. Also, consider that he might not have played the game either, for that matter.


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Topic: Stand up for what you believe in.

Posted: 02/27/07 10:57 PM

Forum: General

I believe that I have the right to be an utter and total dork in real life as much as I wish, and I'm not going to change that to fit into popular circles. Didn't back in high school, won't now. If people point and laugh at me, I'll point and laugh right back at them. Then they'll have to wonder about themselves if they're being laughed at by a weedy dork wearing a ridiculous hat.

At 2/26/07 11:59 PM, Chromius wrote: People should just give less of a crap about the religious beliefs of others.

I'm going to join the people thanking you for that statement, good sir.


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Topic: Your Favorite Game Sucks.

Posted: 02/27/07 10:52 PM

Forum: General

Okami.

Though I can probably already think of a few (relatively minor) faults myself, I'd like to hear your perspective.


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Topic: What games did you play...

Posted: 02/27/07 11:24 AM

Forum: General

Oh, and Lego. It was so much fun, I'd spend the whole day building these big, clunky robots that moved on train cabs for feet. And when the masterpiece was finally complete, I'd kick the crap out of it and send pieces flying all over the lounge. Good times! XD


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Topic: What games did you play...

Posted: 02/27/07 11:18 AM

Forum: General

Sonic 1-3
Sword of Vermillion
Earthworm Jim 1 & 2
Mortal Kombat
A whole lot of other games I can't be bothered to remember right now

GUNSTAR HEROES. I was one of the few kids who knew of that awesome, awesome game in my small hometown. I was privileged. =D


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Topic: How fit is Newgrounds?

Posted: 02/27/07 10:35 AM

Forum: General

Eh, I got to 27 before I said 'fuck it'. I know I'm an unfit geek, so it doesn't bother me really. I'm only about 54kg anyway, it's not like I'm overweight or anything.

I shall let my body degenerate early from laziness and lack of exercise! Woohoo, I'm a rebel without a clue! =D


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Topic: I'll Extend your alias.

Posted: 02/27/07 09:50 AM

Forum: General

It's cool, I can do my own, thank you anyway sir.

Jagazaaaaaaaaar.

All done. =)


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Topic: Vote For My Sister!

Posted: 02/27/07 09:38 AM

Forum: General

Thanks for voting, Jagazaar! You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from.....wait, what?

"I love to go out with my sisters, they're my favourite people in the world......" lololol, I wish my sister cared about me as openly.

Hey Neph. Been a while, huh?

I dunno if you even remember me, but what the hey =P

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Topic: Make a Ratchet and Clank weapon

Posted: 02/27/07 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 2/27/07 12:26 AM, StevenFowler wrote: The Pwnerer

It's all 50 gillion guns in one plus every guna in this whole topic plus it makes toast. PWNED

Too bad it has the COST of all of those guns combined also, making it for all extents and purposes a moot point. "PWNED".


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Topic: Games your looking foward to

Posted: 02/27/07 12:30 AM

Forum: General

At 2/27/07 12:27 AM, sean5892 wrote: Unreal Tournament 2007 (UE 3.0)

Seconded. Can't believe I forgot to mention that one. =/


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Topic: Games your looking foward to

Posted: 02/27/07 12:23 AM

Forum: General

Bioshock. Spiritual sequel to the System Shock series? Yes please.

MGS4
DMC4
Okami 2 (I can but dream.....)


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Topic: Make a Ratchet and Clank weapon

Posted: 02/27/07 12:20 AM

Forum: General

The Psych-O-Matic.

It shoots little probes that latch onto a target, crawl up to wherever its brain may be located, insert a proboscious (sp?) through the skull, and proceed to upload as much crap from the internet and popular culture as can possibly be imagined into the cerebral cortex, completely destroying the victim's sanity.

Upgraded version also adds political speeches and policies into the mix, for the few creatures powerful enough to resist such a torment.


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