When you approach them, keep your hands on your back instead of making the "I'm gonna grab your boobs"-gesture.

At 4/24/09 04:17 PM, Silent-G wrote: teabag them while saying "see? imagine what this would feel like with pubes included."

Do you get UrbanDictionary word of the day too? Neet-o.
Thanks for the tips guys.

Newgrounds is cool. My country of Kazachstan is too.
I bet the guy you're pissed at is a Jew.

My parents found out that I shave my genitals... :(
Wtf am I gonna do now, they keep bothering me with it.

I'm not prepared to share my feelings with them.

Nameless (Trance), by JagAlskirDiG Type: SongGenre: Trance

Trance(ish). Rate please. I'd likt to know what needs improvement.

WTH is a furry?

Theorecticly 'morning' can't be dark. Morning starts with the sunrise.

Xbox is wannabe Game Boy.. Sheesh.

Gay is when the analing you like isn't coming from your finger...

Red is for communists. I'm European. That's why.

Wait..what?

Thanks.. :)

Made myself a website a few days ago.

CLICKY

More designs in Portfolio.

Wtf is this???

Wtf is this?!
Wow.. :s

I love that song!

WE WANT MORS! WE WANT MORS!

At 8/25/08 03:34 PM, Thimbles wrote: Just fap during the day and you're be fine at night.

ORLY?

Go Thumbs Up!

At 8/25/08 03:05 PM, Luis wrote: stop dreaming about fat chicks. Once thats taken care of all your problems will go away.

trust me, i know.

I don't dream of fat chicks..

Tokio Hotel

I want them to get tetanos when they're cutting themselves, then when rushed to the the hospital, the ambulance crashes, they crawl out, in the desert, they crawl for 21 days, until Bill gets his menstruation. Then he starts crying and praying to the devil, God gets pissed, and throws a plane onto them. Oh yeah, the plane has atom nukes in it.

And the world lived happily ever after.

At 8/25/08 03:03 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Wrap your tool, fool.

You mean like sleep with a condom?
o_O

It happens to me regularily that I ejaculate during sleep.

Since my mom wakes up earlier, I gotta find an efficient way to change my boxers, and throw the wet ones in the laundry.
This isn't easy, because the laundry room is behind the kitchen, where my mom is making breakfast.

Operation Impossible.
Or not?

I like the version stated in Hitchhikers Guide:

The Earth is a big computer, designed to find the question on which 42 is the answer.

I saw this on a tv show..

On the lawn, infront of the old man's house, some children where playing.
The old man was thinking of a way to get rid of them.

How did the old man get rid of the childeren?

Tip: It costed him a little sum in the beginning.
Tip2: He did NOT cum, kill, hit, scared them.

GO NEWGROUNDS BRAIN!

In the Simpsons Intro, when Maggie gets scanned in the shop, something flashes of the LCD price screen..

What is it?

Wank for sure.

My name. Sounds coolest ever, fcks!

That's fckin innapropriate..

What is the question?
They didn't find a question..

Nice photoshopping..