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I like my girls short. 5'0" will make me a happy man. Short hands, small feet, the works.
Though, I do prefer them to have a little something on them. A little thickness to the legs, hips, butt, etc. Which isn't to say I like my girls chubby - just naturally curvier. I'm a health conscious person, and I prefer it if my lady is the same to some degree.

But I'm really not that picky. So long as I like the girl, and I can be attracted to her, I'm happy. Current girlfriend is 5'4", mega skinny (Asian), no leg curvature (Asian), and longer though slim hands (Asian). But I love her to death, and I wouldn't ask for anything else.

At 4/22/13 03:44 PM, saqwert wrote: I usually exceed my calorie limit needed for cutting. I thought I could make up for it by just doing cardio everyday and burning the excess calories.

Also, is this true
"Muscle comes from lifting, not from bulking.
You can gain muscle while cutting but eventually you'll hit a plateau and that's when you need to gain mass. Keep increasing your weights and stop cutting once you plateau."

I would recommend keeping one rest day, but it's true that adding cardio to your workout will allow you to eat a little extra.

However, I would recommend avoid jogging. Instead, do sprints, and walk or run in between them. It's a lot better on your joints, burns more calories, and adds muscle (while also raising your metabolism). It'll help a lot.

At 4/25/13 09:37 PM, Gagsy wrote: You're blind?

Legally, yes, but that isn't saying much. I can still see with almost 20/20 vision with proper correction.
Still, when things get closer to my face, I can't see jack squat.

I'll also take a shot at it, if I like the script!
My voice may not be what you're looking for, but I've done a lot of high-level serious acting in my time. Hopefully I can suit your needs.

At 4/25/13 11:57 AM, greyhawk241 wrote: These are all excellent ideas! I honestly think that a combination of the 3 would be pretty awesome:

Have the characters battling chumps like those, but with interactive environments (ala super smash bros.)

The platforms could be used to get from place-to-place, with many varying properties.

Lastly, for an rpg feel, leveling-up and combo-unlocking.

It all sounds very daunting, but with a big enough team, I guarantee we can pull it off! :)

Too much in the realm of "Super Smash Bros" may be a little too difficult, as well as data and graphic heavy.
However, I do like the idea of picking up items for healing, power-ups, etc.

At 4/25/13 09:19 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 4/25/13 09:13 PM, Wegra wrote:

At 4/25/13 09:07 PM, RyderOmega wrote:

Pics or you are lying.

I agree with this

Some jerk once shouted out of his car the "I like big butts and I cannot lie" lyrics directed at me.

Come on guys that proof enough.

Once someone yelled that I should stop jerking off my boyfriend so my vision doesn't get any worse (legally blind), but I am not gay! No Siree.

So no, not proof enough, lady.

At 4/25/13 12:20 AM, greyhawk241 wrote: I love these responses and enthusiasm. You guys are great! So, new question:

As far as styles of fighters go (1-1, smash bros style, Marvel versus Capcom style, Guilty Gear style, etc.) what format would you like to see this in. Please post below.

None of the above. I have three primary suggestions.

The first is this, potentially with some differing backgrounds for levels.

The second is a platformer, in which you combat different users as you go. Of course, it wouldn't rely too heavily on the actual platforms except for combat dexterity, but it would give it a slight adventure feel.

Lastly, a turn-based rpg style of game. Sort of like the Epic Battle Fantasy series, in which you travel to each area defeating new foes.
This, of course, would be a much larger project, so it may not be so feasible. Still, it would be a lot of fun.

Tipping has become a supplement to income, since servers get paid significantly less than other positions. Then, of course, the excess is taken away, leaving them with a specific income regardless of how much they actually made.

Not every place does that, but many do.

Either way, it's kind of a scam used in the US, so you're paying more than you think you are for the food. Fast food just doesn't employ it, since you don't have a constant server - just a basic cashier job being completed.

I'd rather we did away with society-required tipping, and give servers a proper wage. THEN, tips could become a gift once more. Something you get if you were particularly helpful, rather than as obligatory payment.

It would increase service quality, I think.

For girls a HIGH C?
That's obviously a lot higher than you think it is.
Only a high soprano can hit that note.

Also most 10 year old boys.

If we're talking recreational drugs, I'm going with either Methamphetamine or Heroin, depending on a number of factors.

Though, cyanide is pretty dangerous.

Usually this kind of thing worries me, but that teaser looks sick.

I'm definitely going to be watching this!

Knowing how tall you're going to be is... Well, near impossible. Genetics obviously play a role, but when they're varied like yours it's really hard to say.

If your growth plates are still open (You'd need an x-ray to know) then you will continue growing. But that's all you can really be sure of.

However, keep in mind that the average male height in the world runs anywhere from 5'2" to 6'0".
In most places, though, 5'9 is at least average.
Even if you only grow another inch, or even not at all, there's nothing to be worried about.

Personally, I was 5'9" from age 12 to age 16, and finally started growing again recently at 17. Now I'm around 5'11".
Thing is, men in my close family range from 5'6" to 6'8", so there's no telling what could happen with me.

I've been really into Demi Lovato lately.

At 4/24/13 03:16 PM, Phobotech wrote: Whoever the fuck this chick is.

Dude, what are you talking about? She is a total cow.

I have no problem running flash games, nor anything else with some code on the website. For instance, this is no problem, but this will only play audio - no video!

This has been going on for a long time, maybe since the update.

HOWEVER, I've only tried Chrome and Firefox. Firefox seems to play them just fine, but the browser is incredibly slow on my computer. Chrome just gives me black with audio, as well as the bar on the bottom when I hover over the submission.

Any ideas?

I'm sort of like a mature female. Minus the lady bits.

Girls get all the easy work.

This all took place just down the street from where my sister lives and goes to school. About a block away, I believe.
I was at a college visit when my buddy texted me the news, and I honestly freaked out a little.
Turns out she actually checked out the family with that little boy in girl when they bought a banner from the HyVee she's working at.
It was all pretty surreal. And eerily easy to pull off.

I am REALLY digging this idea. Partially due to my weakspot for NG style 2D fighters (Platformers or Defend the Portal style ones are the best).

I'm up for voice acting and music, and will offer any writing or miscellaneous assistance you'd like. I can hook you up with some artists and animators and maybe a programmer or two if this comes off the ground a bit - but first we need to get something going. A few progenitive character sketches, or backgrounds, or code, or anything really. Then this will come off the ground.

Keep me informed! I'll be checking back here when possible.

Oh, and you can find my voice acting and music on my profile. I don't have a ton of examples of voice acting yet (lots of cartoons in progress), but it is by far my strong suit.

I'm excited to see how this goes.

At 4/24/13 04:45 AM, mmautrey wrote: Well, I appreciate the effort, so I may use that later though, if you don't mind. And I'll still give you credit. I just had a little something else in mind now that I've had time to evaluate more profoundly.

This is where I ended up going with it until I stopped.

If you've got something else, and you need any help with the idea, I'd be happy to chip in!

At 4/24/13 03:54 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote: I've decided to keep my voice out of the mix. I had the music sounding quite nice, but I gave up out of a hatred for my voice - especially after a day of puking. Haha

No no no I meant keep my voice out of the song!

At 4/24/13 02:53 AM, mmautrey wrote:

At 4/24/13 01:33 AM, Himynameisjacob wrote:

At 4/23/13 11:23 PM, mmautrey wrote: It's already better quality than its predecessor.

Just keeping it updated.

-Script is written
-Story is planned
-Voice Acting is pending, but near closing

If there are any requests, questions or concerns, we can discuss matters freely.

Keep me updated on what role(s) you put me in as, so I can revise them if necessary.
I'll get working on that song now!

Sounds great. You're doing a great job. Once the other voices are in, I will let you and everyone know who is voicing who.

I've decided to keep my voice out of the mix. I had the music sounding quite nice, but I gave up out of a hatred for my voice - especially after a day of puking. Haha

But, anyway, this is how the music was sounding (would've done a lot more if I planned to finish it), in case you want to use it and refit some vocals.

At 4/23/13 11:23 PM, mmautrey wrote: It's already better quality than its predecessor.

Just keeping it updated.

-Script is written
-Story is planned
-Voice Acting is pending, but near closing

If there are any requests, questions or concerns, we can discuss matters freely.

Keep me updated on what role(s) you put me in as, so I can revise them if necessary.
I'll get working on that song now!

At 4/23/13 10:20 PM, Gimmick wrote:

At 4/23/13 09:01 PM, Luis wrote: All the lights in the office turn off automatically at 7pm to save electricity. so you have to work in the dark and hope the floor doesnt have wires everywhere. and today there was wires everywhere. Just like yesterday.

you'd think @WadeFulp's flashlights would be used, but no.

He has some badass flashlights, too.
That Gatling flashlight could illuminate the house.

At 4/23/13 09:58 PM, mmautrey wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/532510
This is a draft of the theme song for the show.
Just thought I'd keep everyone updated

Thank everyone who has contributed and is planning to contribute.

Want me to recreate this for you?
What sort of feel were you looking for?
Is it supposed to be sad?

At 4/23/13 09:26 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 4/23/13 09:20 PM, Himynameisjacob wrote: the latest editions are no longer supported by Adobe Flash, so that sucks.

You can still install it manually cant you?

That's what I thought, but I can't seem to figure it out. Every option people are offering up has failed for me.
I'm sure there's a way, though!

In my experience, Android.
Admittedly, it has its faults. For instance, the latest editions are no longer supported by Adobe Flash, so that sucks.
And things crash on me every once in awhile.
And there is a quick break between songs on all of the players that come with it.

But ultimately? It's my favorite. iOS is really nice is you don't want to mess with thinking about what you're doing. It's very user friendly, but very restricted.
Android gives you all the freedom in the world to do as you please, since they're not trying to make a bunch of extra money like Apple.

Though, I haven't actually tried the new Windows phones, and I haven't heard much about them. For all I know, they stack up evenly, or possibly better.

But I prefer Android as of now.

Galaxy S3, yo.

At 4/23/13 08:55 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 4/23/13 08:45 PM, Slint wrote: >screenshot
>no funny tabs

What are you doing

and then saqwert saved the day

Dude, thick asians?
That website is so badass.

Not that I go there. That'd be weird.

That is not where I expected this to go.
I thought you would either actually discuss oral sex, or fuel a debate on East Asian customs.

:I was really hoping to throw in my two cents, too.

If you don't masturbate regularly, start.
If you do masturbate regularly, take some days off every once in awhile.

Usually excessive arousal without obvious cause is either due to lack of release, or over-stimulation resulting in short term addiction.

The dude is supposed to be able to hop fences, and he can't even get over a wire?
Come on, Luis! You're a disgrace to your kind.