At 8/12/09 04:39 PM, Skwurll wrote: $20 says the judge was an angry bastard

No shit, probably an old guy who just wants to make an example by wasting more people's time.

Oh yeah, look at you, Mr. Hilter Fucking Youth, with your blonde hair. Oh yeah, orange Ascot, like you're some kind of fucking pimp. Your so special because your parents spring for Ambecrombie clothes. Meanwhile, YOU KNOW you're working in some grimy fucking places, but you always wear a white shirt. That shit gets dirty man.

Oh, and just because your parents gave you money for the first down payment on the van doesn't mean you don't have to throw in for gas every once in awhile.

You self righteous prick.

To be completely honest, drug tests in the workforce shouldn't be mandatory for getting the job but applicable if reasonable doubt does. If you do your job well, I don't give a shit if you shoot heroine in your fucking eyeball every day after work. As an employer, I'd rather have a drug abuser who's a fucking model employee rather than his clean counterpart who doesn't have a fucking clue what you're doing.

But man, once that H starts affecting your work performance, you clean the fuck up.

1. Where did you get it?
2. How big was it?

At 8/12/09 02:07 AM, EternitySpent wrote: The timing, the music, the expression on his face. It was the perfect coincidence, I couldn't stop laughing until I was like halfway to the station.

Holy shit that's hilarious.

Confuscious say:

Tell your friend the bear needs boxing gloves.

At 8/12/09 01:53 AM, STEM wrote: Steamed poppy seed bun, made exclusively for the Chicago style hotdog

....mouthwatering, but God damn this diet that I have forced myself on and God damn you for introducing me to that sinful concoction.

I seriously suck though, the bun was in the table of elements.

At 8/12/09 01:39 AM, STEM wrote: Or he'd slap you. Personally, i'd rather just put cheese on my hotdog than all this garbage.

What kind of bun is that?

For me, there's something about the Final Fantasy 8 boss theme that can always make me run, even if I'm dead tired.

At 8/12/09 01:47 AM, STEM wrote: People's opinions OF the internet

100% accurate

In my opinion, the girl should be black.

BUT MY OPINION DON'T MATTER-LOLTHREAD

At 8/12/09 12:40 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: "Who thought it would be a good idea to put meat on their meat?"

The gays. :/

HOLD ON NOW GUYS.

I think we're ignoring the HUGE importance a public forum like the internet can work for us. Think back to the Roman times, those guys had public forums everywhere. And look what good came from them:

1. Gladiators
2. Public execution of Christians
3. Ray ROMANo

And so 4th.

So, the next time you're too judgmental of an opinion on the internet, whistle for a cab and drive through history, pull up about 7 or 8 hours of reading.

It's all up to you.

<3

I honestly think that with the recent awful tragedies associated with space exploration has turned the idea of interplanetary exploration from a huge wonder into a needless, money wasting peril.

When a multi-billion dollar mission can't even get off of the ground because of a minor technical flaw, well I guess the public view looks at space exploration less as a way to explore new worlds and more of a colossal waste of resources and human lives.

The little movement things pop up from time to time. In fact, most people would be noticed how much tension they actually hold throughout the whole day.

If you took a moment now and really let your shoulders drop, for example, you'd probably see what I mean.

Guy's probably being received as a hero over there for what he did. It's a weird reflection of the culture, what with being a sign of great disrespect and how the man chose such a violent way to show his disapproval for Bush.

The funny thing is, if you watch the footage, the guy throws the first shoe, there's a slight pause by EVERYBODY as he takes off his second shoe, and than he throws the second one.

Imagine if he had C4s in them like that guy who tried to blow up that plane after September 11th.

Because they're basing themselves around a 'pity' principle of living. They only seek attention and they don't want to turn their own lives around at all. People have to fight every day to get their shit together and these fucks don't want to do that and expect everyone around them to merely take pity on them and fight for themselves.

They need help but don't want to seek help, only attention. I don't want to give my attention to someone who does that. I want to give my attention to someone who goes after something in their own live with passion and resolve and earn it. Not to some self deserving fuck who thinks they just deserve it.

However, it is a pretty style.

To quote Half Life 2:

"The wrong man in the right place can make all the difference."

No, not really.
But my fondness for Rush can be attributed to the 'What if pt.2' episode of Futurama, the section about life being like a videogame.

Today's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you....

Historically, in America anyway, being a Communist back in the 40s-80s basically had the same weight as being called a terrorist because Russia and the U.S were constantly butting heads (but never actually fighting) for a L-O-N-G time. That weight is still carrying over to today's generations, especially as Communist China (America's next 'threat') gets bigger and bigger.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all up for Marine's kicking ass, taking names and not getting killed out there in this bloody war. But when I see a figure like that, I honestly have to stop and ask myself 'Who the hell are we fighting'?

I mean, a war between two sides and we've got these trained elite soldiers on one side and these insurgents who've probably never shot a gun in their life. Never had an ounce of combat training. Never really been in a real firefight and didn't know how to use tactics. Basically, an enemy that doesn't know how to fight.

That raises the question than, if they're not trained on how to fight (on their own turf mind you) than are they really soldiers? I mean, sure, they're fighting for a cause, but are they really soldiers or just idiots with a gun? And, if so, are they idiots who were just average joes trying to put up a fight against a well trained/fed army.

I mean, I'm not stating that as a fact or anything at all, but it's just a question that I ask myself every once in awhile to really try to understand the nature of this war after hearing such staggering figures.

At 11/29/08 04:10 AM, Thomas wrote:

This post makes me more nerd :(

We've all been curious at one point or another on what the hell that is.

And, upon retrospect, saying that with my username doesn't really look good...

At 11/29/08 04:08 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I'm halfcast, can I say it?

What's your dominant skin pigmentation?

=D =D =D USING SCIENCE TO AVOID RACISM!~=D =D =D :

I see this as a way to spread my own ego amongst a group of nerds and masturbate to your weird fetish stories. Vigorously.

At 11/29/08 12:42 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I'm nerdier than you.

Trust me.

N=Weight Nerd
B=Weight in Bobs

N=B x 0

Hence, women can't be nerds. It's math.

(Also, all weight would be in pounds, because it's America and shit).

At 11/29/08 03:14 AM, MonkeyV wrote: So some guys try to save innocent whales and now you hate them and you're calling them pirates?

Hey, guys, my holy scripture says I've got to kill a bunch of British/Americans because they threaten my ideals. But, it's cool, because they're threatening my ideals.

If you want to get extremely contextual, most people would say that the word 'n*gga' is completely different than 'n*gger*. That 'guh' at the end of it actually changes the entire meaning behind it.

But yeah, both versions are powerful in themselves. You start with a harsh 'ni' and end it with a reverberating 'ger/guh' that really sets it apart from other words. Same goes for 'cunt', which is why most women actually find that word extremely offensive. You start with that hard 'kuh' sound and end it with a harsh 'nt'.

Yeah, they're just words in the end, and the power always comes from the context rather than what's said, but still, racial slurs are really hard to separate because they attack a specific group.

Top 2 slurs are probably 'Ch*nk' and 'n*gger'. White slurs are meh at best, though I am a fan of 'Dego-Wh*p' (cause, y'know, I'm a g*nny myself).

Or worse case scenario, you can just buy a new one. I had to literally take a double take when I saw a bunch of used Gamecubes on sale at Gamestop for 29.95.

At 11/23/08 07:25 PM, falz3333 wrote: I really want one of these. It is called a raccoon dog and it is indigenous to eastern asia. You may know it better as a suit a fat italion teenager wears to defeat anthropomorphic turtles but I say it is adorable. Anyone know how I can get one as a pet?

It's funny that you answered your own question in the end in the first line of your post.
But yeah, in the end, ask yourself why you want one rather than where to get one. If it's because it's different and you want to be different just to be different, than yeah...not cool. Get a golden lab or something.

Hey, what can I say? Jesus' marketing department just isn't as good as Coke and Toys'R'Us.

But hey, fuck it, as long as people are feeling the happiness and warmth of the season than I could give a shit if they're getting it from sniffing a line of coke off of a hooker's ass.

Well then you've got to delve deeper into how the mind actually takes in information. Our mind is merely a sponge that's absorbing information constantly, through the five senses. I mean, our mind can't piece together a picture of something without understanding it first through the five senses. For example, blue isn't blue until you see blue.

Henceforth, since you think we're a byproduct of God's Brain, than that's to say that God's Brain exists in a universe that already exists that he did not create since experience is the way our brain manages to catch and create information, meaning that God isn't the sole creator and we are just simply here.

Me, I resolve to believe that God is God, and simply being human means we don't have the capability to understand the infinite since we can't experience infinity, so we're not connected in that one way which makes God, well, God.