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Author Search Results: 'Jackotrades'

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Elated

Topic: Lavos's Cry or Kefka's Laugh

Posted: 11/14/09 09:11 PM

Forum: Video Games

Which is better?


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None

Topic: Final Fantasy Series?

Posted: 10/24/09 01:20 AM

Forum: Video Games

I can honestly say the old ones 1-6 were awesome, in fact I recommend playing 4 and 6 if you enjoyed 7 through 12.

Every Final Fantasy game is quality, they branch in different directions which gives the series a good standard.


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None

Topic: Online Sites you will never see...

Posted: 10/01/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 11:55 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:
At 9/30/09 11:38 PM, Jackotrades wrote: After a little thinking (and being bored) I thought about what sites I might never find online....ever....

So...I thought of a few for shits and giggles, see if you guys can top these ones:

- Politicians for Responsible Fiscal Spending
- Mothers for Child Molestation
- Lawyers for Justice
- Used Cars Salesman for Quality Assurance
I bet you all those sites exist, somewhere.

There's approximately 215,000,000 web sites according to wikipedia. 75% of them are porn.

....

Mothers for Child Molestation, if the internet had this site, I would probably lose even more faith in humanity.


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None

Topic: Online Sites you will never see...

Posted: 09/30/09 11:38 PM

Forum: General

After a little thinking (and being bored) I thought about what sites I might never find online....ever....

So...I thought of a few for shits and giggles, see if you guys can top these ones:

- Politicians for Responsible Fiscal Spending
- Mothers for Child Molestation
- Lawyers for Justice
- Used Cars Salesman for Quality Assurance


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None

Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 07/27/09 02:00 AM

Forum: General

Thank you Techno for kicking me, for without you I probably would have stayed on for another hour....its now 2 AM now, and ill probably get good sleep.....

Also, I still dont know what I did...too tired....sleep.....


6.

None

Topic: Beer Crushing Boobs?

Posted: 07/02/09 02:36 AM

Forum: General

Remember, this is FOR SCIENCE!


7.

None

Topic: I hear you my Mistress.

Posted: 06/28/09 12:10 AM

Forum: General

At 6/28/09 12:05 AM, Luis wrote: i didnt really think saying cool story bro, was so degrading on the general forum that theres a need to ban people for months...

this really is getting stupid. We may as well just ban everyone at this point. I mean cause we're so bored as mods.

You know, I was JUST about to do it, but alas, I remembered that Poozy has upgraded to a katana, and I didnt want to die.

...unless its like some sort of dual banhammer/katana nunchanks, which I probably wouldnt mind dying to. Also, they have to be wielded by Optimus Prime.

Yea...

also, is there a saving throw against banhammers?

8.

None

Topic: Sex text sent to me by mistake

Posted: 06/25/09 06:21 PM

Forum: General

Hmm, now you have the right to give her "Weird" looks when shes around, smile when you do so you can remind her that you got that explicit text...

I dunno, do whatever man, say "its cool, your secrets safe with me"

9.

None

Topic: World's Greatest Riddle...

Posted: 06/25/09 12:41 AM

Forum: General

Can I ask the audience?


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None

Topic: You can now make fun of me...

Posted: 06/24/09 01:05 AM

Forum: General

You think you can trick me eh? Rig aint gonna be demodded for too long, so I aint falling for that shit again. Make fun of him? I WILL DO THE OPPOSITE!

Rig is so amazing that he has indeed created the internet, named it Fred, realized it was a pretty gay name, and decided to instead call it internet again BUT make it porn-compatible...

Rig is so awesome that when he cums, another world disaster ends, World Peace is maintained for 5 minutes, every girl screams in orgasm...and...whoa....I got kinda carried away there...

.....ok, wow, I am reading this, Pretty gay.....not gonna lie, I might be a little tired....

Wait, why am I worried about? One less mod to ban me for inappropiate behavior then thrust manly presence into...jesus, sex jokes a plenty...

how about this, Rig turns Gay Men Straight.....wait now is that an insult?

*continues rambling on...and on*

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None

Topic: Ask a Dungeon Master anything!

Posted: 06/20/09 02:14 PM

Forum: General

I roll a 1 (critical miss) as I look into a room, what happens?


12.

None

Topic: Golden Sun Ds!!!

Posted: 06/19/09 06:28 PM

Forum: Video Games

...Nintendo, cheers, you get +100 Awesome points!


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None

Topic: Kill yourself. NOW.

Posted: 06/09/09 11:39 PM

Forum: General

I am already writing a book, called "The REAL reason why you should go to school, and not be a fuck-up"

...so far, it just has pictures of Fastfood Workers, examples from "Darwin Awards" and my own personal critique that America needs to get smarter faster, either by ousting out people with less than 70 IQ or something else.

Basically, famous quote "Stupid people have stupid opinions"


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None

Topic: Challenge: Newton paradox.

Posted: 06/08/09 02:00 AM

Forum: General

Ugh, after looking at the scenario, I have concluded the following:

- Using basic physics and momentum, the particles will continue to indefinitely move at the same pace, in an infinite amount of distance between the next particle which is half the distance of the previous one.

- Since the particles are seemingly getting closer to the 2 inch mark, but NEVER REACHING IT, they in essence become a limit to zero or Lim -> 0, aka, forever getting closer to 0 but never reaching it.

- Now since the experiment demands that the particles need to have one break the 2 inch mark, which can never happen in this scenario, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU VIEW IT:

1) Newton's paradox is correct, under the conditions that the particles never broke the 2 inch line
2) Newton's Paradox is flawed, under the conditions that in an infinite chain that halves the distance of travel each time the particle reaches another, the entire scenario becomes a physical Limit which can never reach zero (or 2 inch mark).

In my opinion, the guy who wrote this paradox crap is an asshole because this "scenario" has 2 different views/conclusions.

Now then....off to pretend I am british....

*sigh* Just once

15.

None

Topic: Abortion: Murder?

Posted: 06/07/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

I am pretty sure it isnt murder unless the baby goes "HEY! I AM GROWING IN HERE! DONT F@#$^@$ kill me!"

If that happens A) ill be scared shitless, and B) hand the women $500 and go to church every sunday.


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None

Topic: Guy lights joint during speech

Posted: 06/07/09 12:45 PM

Forum: General

Bravo good sir, my faith in humanity has gone up! Maybe there is hope for people if they all would just go with what they believe in....

Also, I still see that kid getting into college, lots of publicity, intelligent, he knew exactly what he was getting into, and I am sure he has a way out.

*some of it may be infamous, but if you get a well-known student into your school, well, wouldnt that make for some interesting incoming freshmen who would want to meet the kid and hang out with him? just saying*


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None

Topic: New Rule

Posted: 06/04/09 01:44 AM

Forum: General

Oh Jade, you are so behind the times, I been wearing 3D glasses this entire time!

BWAHAHA, What will you do now James- err I mean Jade?


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None

Topic: Lets face it, Butters from SP...

Posted: 06/03/09 08:12 PM

Forum: General

Oh Butters.....

Making Newgrounders feel good about themselves since you came on.


19.

Angry

Topic: Lets face it, Butters from SP...

Posted: 06/03/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

has probably the worst life ever.....

No really....lets recap everything that has happened to him, and think if anything that has ever happened to him will ever happen to any normal kid:

- Went to a mental hospital where they "tested" his fake mental illness and trauma by putting a larger vibrator in his ass for 14 hours.....

- Gets grounded every episode

- The Imaginationland incident

There are others but pretty much, yea....

Butters deserves a fucking medal.


20.

Happy

Topic: Scoring Poon On A Summer Night.

Posted: 06/02/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

Spoken like a true rapist.


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None

Topic: Pixar's "up" Gets Thumbs Down

Posted: 06/01/09 01:15 PM

Forum: General

At 6/1/09 01:08 PM, Jonas wrote: Hey fyi, before you put a review down, why not do some research?

Like the fact that Pixar didn't make Kung Fu Panda? It was Dreamworks Studios.

GOD YOU KIDS WANT TO MAKE ME MURDER YOUR TYPING FINGERS

But I already gave my fingers home officer! They have loving families and friends! God have mercy lord!

....Anyways, people, please for all that is the debating/arguing world try to post Actual sources.


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None

Topic: Funkbrs - A Challenger Appears.

Posted: 05/30/09 06:37 PM

Forum: General

I am the happiest person in the world, NOTHING BAD CAN EVER HAPPEN TO ME! ladadada!

First one to make me cry and kill myself wins the hate contest, Funk and Cookies GO!

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None

Topic: I'm the luckiest unlucky guy ever!

Posted: 05/29/09 02:02 AM

Forum: General

At 5/29/09 01:54 AM, Sanjay wrote: Disclaimer: I have nothing to do with any of the person(s) who engaged in random oral pleasuring in this situation.

Why did you have to put a disclaimer then hmm?

Hiding something? Guilty conscience?

Something you did you werent too proud of Sanjay?


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None

Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 05/12/09 09:14 PM

Forum: General

GAH!!!!

I keep getting Lagged out :(

this never happens to me before!

.....oh well, at least there wont be anything exciting that may happen while I am off Stickam.


25.

None

Topic: My Brother Got Mad At Me Over Wow..

Posted: 05/12/09 12:05 AM

Forum: General

I think WoW acts as a trigger for his Anger Management....

Now not saying you did anything wrong, but in almost every MMO out there, there is always one particular thing that ticks off everyone, in WoW, it is the unbalance of classes....

....ok, ill toss it out there, I PLAY WoW!

Back to the issue, in WoW specifically, your brother probably has issues with the opposing side, (in this case the Alliance) and probably has ran into the alliance a few times and gotten grieved by them.

Does this constitute his anger towards you now that you are rolling an alliance? Absolutely not, hell it should be entertaining, but unfortunately, he takes it a little bit too seriously. I cant offer you much advise than this:

- Play your alliance but make sure not to say anything that might trigger his zealous "Horde Rules" anger issues like "Horde Sucks" or something along those lines.

- Tell him that just because you are playing alliance that it shouldnt affect your brotherly relationship (or some shit like that), its just a game, he needs to relax a little, despite how much he might be grieved by others.

I dunno, there are a lot of shitheads out there in WoW...and most of the internet, hell, people here who say shit about WoW would probably florish in it.


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None

Topic: If you have Multiple Personality...

Posted: 05/11/09 11:34 PM

Forum: General

Syndrome and you put a knife up to your neck declaring "ill kill <insert other self here>", Would it be a hostage situation?


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None

Topic: Having children - what's the point?

Posted: 05/11/09 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 5/11/09 05:57 PM, Tramps wrote:
At 5/11/09 05:04 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: What's the point of having a uterus if it's just going to have cobwebs in it?

GIMME KIDS PLOX
*Fyndir runs*

*Jade grabs leash*
*Fyndir gets reeled backwards on his back, almost having his neck snapped*


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None

Topic: If you could make ANY weapon...

Posted: 05/11/09 06:00 PM

Forum: General

I bump this for JUSTICE!

Also, Alligator With Sword Lazers.

....I cant describe it more than that.


29.

None

Topic: My girlfriends ex threatend...

Posted: 05/11/09 05:55 PM

Forum: General

No no, you are doing it wrong, here is what you do:

- Let him pull the knife on you
- Catch the knife in your hand, either grab it tightly or let it go through you, whatever you do dont flinch just stare at him fiercely
- INTIMIDATION! "Nothing Screams Hardcore like a knife in your hand and still willing to kick his ass"
- Kick his ass
- Once he is out, this is where you go "Get me a fucking ambulance you idiots!"

You get sex long time.....

I see no flaw with my plan, unless you mess up.

30.

None

Topic: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF!

Posted: 05/11/09 05:47 PM

Forum: General

Just WOW! Thats why I like old fashioned out-door grills, they never cook with anyone else....wait....


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