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Topic: If only..

Posted: 06/24/09 11:48 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 11:43 AM, phrozonfire wrote: What the fuck would i do with a plastic vagina?

www.fleshlight.com


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Topic: Green Day

Posted: 06/24/09 11:38 AM

Forum: General

Yeah I think after "American Idiot" most people got sick of them because they sold out their traditional punky ways, and to rectify that they tried to turn all political activists by doing that fucking terrible cover of that John Lennon song which only made things worse.

It is a shame I guess.


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Topic: Inflammable = fire?

Posted: 06/24/09 11:33 AM

Forum: General

Inflammable and flammable both mean "combustible." Inflammable is the older by about 200 years. Flammable now has certain technical uses, particularly as a warning on vehicles carrying combustible materials, because of a belief that some might interpret the intensive prefix in- of inflammable as a negative prefix and thus think the word means "noncombustible." Inflammable is the word more usually used in nontechnical and figurative contexts: The speaker ignited the inflammable emotions of the crowd.

Ah the things you can learn with a twenty second internet search.


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Topic: therians don't dis anyone oranimals

Posted: 06/24/09 11:30 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 11:19 AM, pandamastera wrote: i didn't learn this at no school (who learns stuff like this at school) and furfag is not it just wait and u'll see

Well it was television's fault then. I refuse to believe that you have made this up all by yourself.


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Topic: What happened to my scout?

Posted: 06/24/09 11:26 AM

Forum: General

Well I would of drawn the conclusion that he changed his mind, or something along those lines.


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Topic: Resident Evil Game Idea

Posted: 06/24/09 11:24 AM

Forum: Video Games

Hey if Pokemon can pull this shit off what's stopping Resident Evil?


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Topic: Sex game word ban, find solutions!

Posted: 06/24/09 11:22 AM

Forum: Video Games

"Excuse me doctor, can you take a look at this?"

"What on earth is that!?"

"It's some weird lump thing thats just shown up between my legs. And look what happens when you rub it for a while..."

"Is that pus?"

".......Yeah"


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Topic: therians don't dis anyone oranimals

Posted: 06/24/09 11:14 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 11:05 AM, pandamastera wrote: now about me i'm a wolf or lupine therian and well i feel like i have a tail at all times and finally i feel like running on all four quite a bit.

Sigh, what do they teach kids at school these days?


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Topic: Internet memes annoy me,I'am alone?

Posted: 06/24/09 11:08 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/09 11:03 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I have a friend like that.

I feel your pain brother.

I know a guy who paid $200 to import a Guy Fawkes mask which he has not worn once.

I don't even think he knows who Guy Fawkes is.


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Topic: ctrl alt del?

Posted: 06/24/09 11:02 AM

Forum: General

Are you serious? Do you realise Tim Buckley is one of the biggest hacks ever?
Like what kind of webcomic artist uses templates for all their characters and facial expressions?
Also his comics are unfunny, he explains the joke like the reader is a retard (which probably isn't wrong if they're reading CAD) and he uses way too many words for a comedy strip.

He also has tiny legs

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Topic: Internet memes annoy me,I'am alone?

Posted: 06/24/09 10:57 AM

Forum: General

What is even more annoying is seeing annoying memes splurted in places they weren't even made (ie: Newgrounds).

Also even more annoying is kids who join internet communities because "They have lots of cool memes there"


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Topic: Best story?

Posted: 08/19/08 03:59 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 8/19/08 02:35 AM, duper1012 wrote: Final fantasy VII

Lolno.

My vote goes for the Metroid Primes. Sure if you just rush through the game it looks pretty empty. But when you start scanning, that shit gets deep.


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Topic: Shows That You Hate

Posted: 08/18/08 04:19 AM

Forum: General

Agreed, except for all the cartoons from the 90's. How could you not like them?

Also, fuck America's Next Top Model. Why do you have to be so boring?


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Topic: We think of new ideas for threads

Posted: 08/18/08 04:15 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 8/18/08 04:05 AM, carbonwater wrote: Hey guys, i'm gonna make a Mario vs. Link thread.

That will get you nearly as many posts as a Samus vs Master Chief thread, now get to it.


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Topic: Photoshop Michael Phelps

Posted: 08/18/08 04:04 AM

Forum: General

At 8/18/08 03:55 AM, Silvixer wrote: What does the scouter...

Fag, beat me to it so I just rushed it in the end.

Photoshop Michael Phelps


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Topic: one series nobody has ever played

Posted: 08/18/08 03:48 AM

Forum: Video Games

So what if you don't need insane reflexes and a twitching trigger finger, all the games are still worth playing if.

Except VII

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Topic: We think of new ideas for threads

Posted: 08/18/08 03:44 AM

Forum: Video Games

I think we might be on to something here.


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Topic: Im Fucking Confused About

Posted: 08/18/08 03:40 AM

Forum: Video Games

Something like this.

Im Fucking Confused About


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Topic: Emulators

Posted: 08/18/08 03:34 AM

Forum: Video Games

Shhh. You can't talk about that here. But i guarantee everybody uses them anyway.


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Topic: The Most Epic Boss Battle

Posted: 08/18/08 03:32 AM

Forum: Video Games

Zelda Wind Waker.

There's fucking water crashing down all around you, Ganondorf is swinging two swords around like a madman. Zelda shoots a silver arrow at Link, it bounces off his shield and paralyzes Ganondorf.

Link jumps and sticks the master sword in Ganondorf's head and the day is saved. Fucking epic.


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Topic: The Manliest Drink!

Posted: 08/17/08 07:29 AM

Forum: General

Over here all the real men drink Victoria Bitter.


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Topic: Vore.

Posted: 08/17/08 06:49 AM

Forum: General

At 8/17/08 06:40 AM, GenericName54 wrote: This series is so much better than Earthbound.

It's the same series and I enjoy them all. But the Mother 3 sig I made turned out lame.

Now wasn't this meant to be a vore thread?


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Topic: Worst Nintendo Character Ever Made

Posted: 08/17/08 06:42 AM

Forum: Video Games

Oh, and Krystal. She lost all the credibility the Star Fox series had left and turned the whole thing into a yiff fest.


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Topic: Broaden My Horizons!

Posted: 08/17/08 06:37 AM

Forum: General

There's a lot of music you're missing out on then. At the moment I'm listening to a lot of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. They'd be a good transition from metal to every other genre of music.


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Topic: Vore.

Posted: 08/17/08 06:34 AM

Forum: General

At 8/17/08 06:29 AM, Robotussin wrote: Nice Earthbound sig.

You'd have to be the first person to actually notice it's from Earthbound. Therefore you are awesome in my eyes.


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Topic: It's time for church!

Posted: 08/17/08 06:31 AM

Forum: General

Christian is my middle name, your theory has been blown away.


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Topic: Wonderful Creatures [pic]

Posted: 08/17/08 06:27 AM

Forum: General

I got all these in an email three years ago. What a pointless thread.


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Topic: Vore.

Posted: 08/17/08 06:17 AM

Forum: General

Well at least you know there's somebody out there with an ever weirder fetish than you.


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Topic: Dr.Jekll and mr hyde

Posted: 08/17/08 03:03 AM

Forum: Video Games

Play the book instead.


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Topic: Your Favourite Fps And 3ps

Posted: 08/17/08 02:58 AM

Forum: Video Games

Goldeneye 64 and Metal Gear Solid 2.


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