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At 5/2/09 05:12 PM, 10JD wrote: Lol you guys have no idea what the KK has been cooking up for u guys during our off period. We are just gonna give you a heads up, you'll like where KK is going.

The KK is giving head to NG :#

At 5/2/09 02:34 PM, TheMagicailLlama wrote:

Chances are if you want to join the group. you will be accepted. I just think that they are taking a break and actually spending time on their flashes. That is why I haven't seen any [KK] flashes recently.

They trying to pull a Glock Group and become a serious flash group?

I wouldnt say that we try to pull a Glock or a Clock or whatever group. Since we think that those groups have their sucess yet their humor is too normal and meme based. We have our own unique humour. And yeah I d say that most of our early flashes were intented to be spam. Hey its fun to read all the angry comments. Yet we want to work on quality. At least if we produce spam it would be spam with some humour and effort spend on it. Most of us want to move away from that one frame seizure loop flash.

A sweet invention you made there Wacky... I would claim its the best invention since Nukes and Horse Radish Creme in a can

I ve read all posts and I am a bit dissapointed. I was self a KK hater and co-founded the AKK after I got drunken and have been hentai rick rolld by them... Then some time later I slowly calmed down and talked to some members I considered as "mature" without using bad language, leet or CAPS LOCKS !!!!1!111one one eleven. They talked very polite to me and I slowly realized that they re not that "BUNCH OF IMMATUR FAGGETS" as most NG public views them. Then I talked to an other member- Kottbullar (a veeery smoth guy). I watched his flash "unblamable" which is pretty awsome and funny and Kottbullar showed me Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some humour of KK is based on it or at least simillar and I learned to understand them. Then I decided to join them as a diplomatic member. I was there for 2 weeks but then got banned because magyar got butthort. Then some time later I joined them as serious member because AKK has kinda died and I realized that e-drama is in some way retarded and decreases your cock size dramatically ;-) . People of NG. I am asking you: Doesnt everyone deserves a seccond chance to get better? What is about CC? In their young time they were pretty bad suckers but now some of their members even publish games at XBOX live (SageClock).
I want assure that I WILL put some effort in reviving the KK. I even have a plan. The KK academy where we will teach young unexperienced members how to use flash and draw in some way.
No matter how hard you rant against the KK. I can only say one thing: Fine you ve got your own opinion. Thats your goddamn right. But before you rant against flash makers - no matter how bad they re - I would suggest that you start doing yer own flash crap before judging on other people. AND I AM MEANING THOSE USERS who have about 100 SMBZ favourite flashes but not an single submission. I neither have one but I plan to change that very soon. If you dont have flash than get it. There are very easy ways to accomplish this. I mean come on I am pretty sure that over 95% of NG flash artists doesnt have the 600 bucks to afford a serial key but they somehow have it... I wonder how they did it ;-) . If you want a tablet they re pretty cheap ones from WACOM... The prices are around 100 $. I know it may be expensive but it would be a better investment than videogames.
We can be revived-our only problems are our heavy lazy asses which we have to lift first up. But Im sure we can accomplish this task

naa i dont think thats true
we dont try to view you in stereotypical ways and we also dont have any predjustices-at least me
we re also not tryin to be heros
we re just a nice group of people who try to judge fair on flash files
and seriously you guys must be dumb if you believe that 90% of your flashes deserve more than a "1"

Here is a picture of me!
Lets see if you can do something great with it

For great Justice!
Finally there are countermeasures against this flood of spam.
Just have opened a bottle of booze to celebrate this one!

Reise, Reise, Seemansreise...
Jeder dreht auch seine Kreise

Well we are a group of civillians. The thing that you ll not like on us is that we are an so called "anti-group"
Im the co-leader of the Anti Kitten Krew. So i think the most problem of you guys are that you think that we are just mass voting on the KK flashes because the KK made it! We dont! the reason why our group has been founded is that the KK has brought so many poor quality flashes with the same content and we thought we would do something useful if we would try to dam the flood. we arent against Crews. some crew flashes are really funny. But i never found a funny KK flash. If i would i would judge it fairly and show him the other members. If you should know one you are welcome to report it to me via PM. We wanna help to keep the portal clean just like u.
So i would ask you to give us some opinions about us
do you have any moral guidelines and rules-please share them with us!
do you have some advices for me how to be a good co-leader.
Your opinions are very important to us.
Please try to take us a lil bit serious because this whole thing to serve the portal is really important to me!
contact me via PM

Yesterday a guy suggested me to join the AKK club. The sense of this club is to keep the portal clear of the crappy kitty crew flashes. So if anyone is interested to take countermeasures against this plague you can contact me. If the guy who suggested this to me is readingthis please contact me again!

Run to the hills!

good point! But arent their flashes ruin the quality of the whole page which is known for the good flashes?

A good way to earn whistle points!

Newgrounds.com is the home of various crews like the clock crew or the star syndicate. Some people like em. Some people hate em because they are often submitting crappy flashes. But isnt it some kind of art too, to produce such ammounts of crap? What do u think about the crews?
Does Newgrounds need them? Are they an important part of the NG life style or should their flashes be blammed and their accounts terminated?
All Newgrounders are welcome to post their opinions! Whether you are a crew member or not.

the metal gear solid series

grounds gold exp point system and the tons of videogame spoofs and hentais

an almost orgasmic feeling

well hello there! You all know and love the salad finger series. Touching rusty metal gives him an almost orgasmic feeling.
Well I like to wash my wounds with alcohol. The burning pain gives me an almost orgasmic feeling.
So the question is. What stuff gives you an almost orgasmic feeling?
Feel free to tell it to me.

but then she died and turned into a zombie...

As long as the brain is funktioning they can walk... shot their heads off......
and read the book "Max Brooks:zombie survival guide".
by the way do you like fast but dumb zombies like in "Dawn of the dead" or slow but smart zombies like in "Land of the Dead"?

I ve heard that bioshock only takes 15 hours to play through.

Well shes hot, but her name is strange. She is from germany and that name doesnt sound very german. There is a typical name "Dieter". But thats a mens name.

then she fucked 254 other persons and stole a HindD helicopter from a military base and...

"Running Free" and "Run to the hills" performed by Iron Maiden would be great!

i think its the number 3