I'd also like to say that 11th grade often tends to be the most difficult for students. Fuck, on my first semester grades I had like 3 D's, a C-, a C+ and a B-. That's pretty shitty in my opinion.

So just keep that in mind. You really need to work for it that year.

But on the bright side, Senior year is usually a breeze, except for finals.

Gar. Forgot to mention.

Take two years community college if you get the chance, and then move on to a more prestigious school.

At 5/14/09 12:40 AM, Skilla wrote:

This worked for you, but unfortunately I'm a pro-procrastinator and I'd just never get to college. I'd figure well I got money now this is cool, and I'd end up never going.

Another alternative for me was trying to go to a decent school than work my way to a much better school. I have high hopes and I understand this, but I've let myself down to long and my uncaring attitude needs to turn around.

I'm in an alternative school inside of a regular high school. All my credits count for full grade credits and no college will ever know I'm there just that I'm in my normal school, I got my first credit 2 months ago and it was a A so I'm hoping to get that momentum going.

I haven't had anything higher than a F since a year ago, and nothing higher than an D in 2 years. So, I was almost in tears when I saw this mere single A boosting my GPA from .00 to a .373, I know it's weird my school A B C D isn't 4.0 3.0 2.0 1.0, A+ is 4.0 A is 3.73.

I'm going to see if I just get them to let me drop 9th grade and retake it that I will lose those 4 .0's in my record. If that was allowable it would be a God send.

Trust me, I've seen this shit before and it doesn't end pretty most of the time.

I have a cousin who is 17 and is still a Freshmanz because she's a fucking idiot.

I'll tell you right now; You're still a young age, pull your shit together and get those grades up. When you get that taken care of. Wait a year. You don't even have to work often. 3 times a week, etc.

After that, get into a community college (average of 2.00 GPA needed for most community colleges that I know of.)

Although I really do need more information to really get an idea where you are in life. Your job, your situation with family, shit like that. But this was always my fall-back plan in case I fuck up.

Take a year off before you go to College.

It's what I did. Worked for a year and got enough money to pay off my fees and buy a new car.

I'm not depressed.

Life is going pretty good for me lately, actually.

Third Reich.

If your army can pull off a Blitzkrieg, you know everyone else is fucked.

At 5/14/09 12:19 AM, jarrydn wrote:

At 5/14/09 12:11 AM, JackFox wrote: Have you ever heard of Depleted Uranium?

We already have bullets using a Uranium composite (although a very "watered-down" composite).

It's used in large, heavy-fire weapons, primarily. Chopper guns, etc.

Yeah, but it's not used because it's fissile (which it isn't), it's used because of it's incredibly high density.

I know, I just felt like posting that because everyone seems to act like the ability of putting uranium in a bullet is impossible.

But the ability to actually create a miniature nuclear explosion? Fuck... I suppose it could actually work with some massive changes in some evil parallel universe, but why the hell would you want to?

Agnostic, I think.

I appreciate the values of many cultures and religions, but I just don't agree with the majority.

I don't really mind if you have a religion, I just don't want you pushing your beliefs on me. Inform me? Sure I guess. Tell me how I should live? Fuck off.

Although, I still do believe religion is the number one reason we have war, and I also think religion is too large of an influence in today's society to be beneficial.

Have you ever heard of Depleted Uranium?

We already have bullets using a Uranium composite (although a very "watered-down" composite).

It's used in large, heavy-fire weapons, primarily. Chopper guns, etc.

I don't think any of mine have ever been stolen.

I'm not that cool.

Hurrah for the growing decline in decent literature.

Sit your ass on a nice comfy sofa.

Cover up.

Drink a shit load of water.

You'll be bright as day in 5-10 days.

At 5/13/09 11:21 PM, omegadeth wrote: wtf was the point of this?

To show how retarded our generation of women are ending up.

Cut off your head.
It solves everything.

At 5/13/09 07:11 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: He can't come erect, so there is no semen. To become erect bloodflow is necessary and a vampire ahs a non-beating heart, so there is no bloodflow.

Well even Bram Stoker's version had a lust for woman, and more than just for their blood.

Perhaps not really involving sexual contact, but it does make you wonder, no?

At 5/13/09 07:13 PM, mansellscore wrote:

At 5/13/09 06:30 PM, djmrules wrote:

At 5/13/09 06:28 PM, mansellscore wrote: Cock.

Only word this thread will see.

Not one serious answer yet. Then again, you never know...

I was hoping, but it is Newgrounds.

I'd most likely end up a chicken. It's my favorite type of meat, and I eat it whenever I can.

At 5/13/09 07:07 PM, Ace75 wrote: wow........ ok ok. so go find edward, blow him, and maybe you'll find out.

doosh bag

Who?
And why exactly am I a "douche bag"? This is a serious question.

At 5/11/09 03:48 PM, Lorkas wrote: Because it was built on rock n' roll.

And black people.

Don't forget the black people.

At 5/13/09 07:05 PM, Gooch wrote: Ironically, it all probably tastes like garlic.

That'd certainly make Vampire-on-Vampire money-shots awkward.

You know, I was recently thinking about it.

Semen is supposedly changed in taste and look depending on your diet. Acidic, sweet, salty, bitter, etcetera, are all dependent on what you drink and eat, as well as if you smoke, do certain drugs, have certain medication and so on.

So, if a Vampire's diet mainly consists of blood, what exactly would his semen be like? Taste? Texture? Would he even have sperm, since, in most Vampire lore, they are the undead? What about female Vampire's ejaculatory fluids?

Why exactly did you get your torpedo top trimmed off to begin with? Religious? Boredom? Personal Choice? Outside Influence?

At 5/13/09 06:36 PM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote: A human.

God did that taste awful X.X

I heard it tastes a lot like chewy chicken.

At 5/13/09 06:30 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Your mother. I ate her good.

Well, then it really isn't a loss for me is it?

Then it'd suck to be a vegetarian.

I'd rather not end up like Terry Schiavo.

Anyways...

If we are what we eat, what would you be, NG?

Wear short shorts and parade around the mall for a day.

I voted for him.

He's winning by quite a lot it would seem.

I'm sorry, but all I hear is lame sped-up "riffs" and "ARGHGHGHAALARRRLGHGHGHGARGLEGARGLE" lyrics.

Also, whoever says this is metal should probably fucking kill themselves.

At 5/13/09 03:18 PM, K111 wrote:

Then I sucked his dick.

wow...umm...good...umm...job

It's a metaphor.

Or is it...?

One of my friends once said I have Dick-Sucking Lips.

I punched him.

Then I sucked his dick.

I don't smoke. Always seemed like another excuse to do something you don't fucking need, like drinking coffee and energy drinks, which I find equally retarded.