I don't see what the big deal is. If anything, it's nice to see the RE games going to such exotic locations, instead of the same old "TRAPPED IN A CITY LOLOLLOL" bullshit.

I once had a dream that went through my entire life, in musical form.

Yeah, enough said.

... People still watch VH1?

Well, there goes humanity...

My first name is Jack, and my favorite animal is a fox.

It ain't because I'm no fuckin' furreh, you sonnababitch.

I love how 85 % of the idiots who have posted here have completely strayed from the topic creators original plea for help.

Ah well, Newgrounds has always been known for it's douchebagery, not it's smarts.

Anywho, even as a friend, stopping him could be impossible, if by only your hands.
If you really care for this friend, you should tell his parents, either that, or tell him that you don't want to have a relationship with someone who smokes weed.

It's tough for the smoker, but even tougher for the friends, and that I have had experience with, but I had no choice but to end the relationship, he was becoming reckless, and weed was just the "opening" drug, afterwards, he started trying crack and LSD...

Yeah, haven't seen him for years, and quite frankly, I don't need any more drama in my life.

Everyone has a fetish, your's just includes a little more hair. :-3

I seriously am on the verge of killing the next modest artist to post his work on this site and say "I'm not very good" WHEN THEY KNOW THEIR FUCKING GOOD.

Good work by the way.

I lightened the photo and made it a color that stands out better.

I don't know, looks like a chimpanzee to me.

Just another example why America is a fucking retard for a country.

God, I want to move to Germany. Or Australlia.

Fuck, I'll even take Canada.

At 11/2/07 12:15 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 11/2/07 12:14 AM, JackFox wrote: You probably used red tin foil.

Close, but no banana.
Very, very close to tin foil, but cheaper and stickier.

Also, 4chan is a for scatfaggots who wear short socks and can't survive outside in the sun for more then 5 seconds.

And Newgrounds isn't?

Newgrounds is for pissfaggots who wear medium-short socks and can't survive outside in the sun for more then 10 seconds.

sept' me.

Oh.

I was expecting an innuendo.

Wade, you have failed me again! D:

You probably used red tin foil.

Also, 4chan is a for scatfaggots who wear short socks and can't survive outside in the sun for more then 5 seconds.

Also, munchkincocks.

At 7/7/07 11:22 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Why are you on 4chan...

Because he's a loss for Mankind! :-D

But than again, so are we...

b'_'b

At 11/1/07 11:28 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: I got off the bandwagon once I realized hating on a subculture is as pointless as a second coat of paint.

But you don't want the wallth to be uneven, thilly.

Also, bitching about people who bitch about their lives are bitches andwhoawhatwasItalkingaboutagain.

I thought John Wayne had morals...

:-[

I have this thing for Mewtwo's thighs.

There. Just. SO. DAMN.... MEATY.

At 11/1/07 11:12 PM, Krayon wrote: Pink does not belong in the Dictionary of manhood, for good reason. Drop this childish behaviour right now.

Pink IS man.

It's his lips,
It's his eyelids,
his tongue,
the inside of his mouth.

Pink is his inards,
His hands on a cold day,
His nipples in the cold night,
His buttocks as he sits upon his throne.

Pink is the color of his nose after one-too-many beers.
Pink is the color of his concealed ears.
Pink is man and his saneness.
But most of all, pink is the color of his penis.

Except for black people.

I'm going to dye my hair pink this weekend.

What? Only the bangs. :<

Are you sure it en't the other way around? :-\

Happy birthday.

You gigantic faggots.

This thread, your username, and your ability to read rules, all fail.

At 10/30/07 10:02 AM, Chiklay4 wrote: If this was a joke then I see no humor

Why would it seem like a joke?

I need to know if it's safe for my cock to eat.

I also heard that you can give them little leashes, so you can walk your cock around town, is this true? I'd love to show my cock off. ^_^

So I went to my uncle Charlie's the other day (he's a farmer), and he decided I could have one of his cocks.

So, I picked the cock I wanted (he was a little short) and decided to name him Steve. My uncle said that I can come down to play with this cock whenever I want to. He's a great cock, too, he doesn't mind being touched. I don't mean to sound queer, but whenever I'm holding my cock, I feel all gay inside.

So anyways, I want to give my cock a special treat, but I don't know what. I heard most bird species have a liking for cheese, does anyone know if my cock will eat cheese, and if it's safe for my cock?

I just don't want to get my cock sick... He's too little and innocent for that.

"The Kitty Krew is like a fart in a space suit, it's funny at first, but later, all you smell is shit."

Mmmhmm.

The answer is theoretically impossible, because everyone has a diversity in themselves that can make them 'unpleasant' in another's eyes. :-\

Too many to count, although I have the ending credits song from Portal stuck in my god-damn head.
GOD I FEEL QUEER.

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what me must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm glad I got burned-
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

Cornelious.

Fucking Giddy Up.

At 10/26/07 12:10 AM, Masculine wrote:

At 10/26/07 12:02 AM, JackFox wrote: What about dildo cakes?

Yep, reasonable and lawful.

... Edible panties?

If so, would they give you a minute or two to run around in them like a fairy, then eat them?

Well, shit, if she's dumb enough to hang out with your asshole-for-a-brother, maybe she isn't good enough for you.

I mean, no offense, but she sounds like another typical dumb teenage bitch who likes jerks and fucking in public.

I'd just tell her that you really like her, and that seeing your brother and her together hurts you.

And if she can't understand that, then I think you just need to tell her that you don't want to be friends with her in such a situation, because it's too disorienting, and you really don't need that at the beginning of highschool.

Also, tell your brother, seriously, that you have such feelings for the girl.

At 10/26/07 12:01 AM, Masculine wrote:

At 10/25/07 11:56 PM, JackFox wrote: But seriously now, I wonder if they'd actually provide me with Asian babies, or if they'd just pistol whip me? D:

Unfortunately they wouldn't since it has to be a reasonable request and lawful.

What about dildo cakes?