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At 6/5/11 01:32 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Still, despite all the controversies, his intentions were pure, and you can't fault him for that. Rest in peace.

I'm seeing a lot of this in this thread. That's an absolute bullshit argument. I think what he was doing was right because I believe that if people want a peaceful death when they are in pain and their loved ones agree then they should get it. Hitler had good intentions.

How was the burger?

At 6/3/11 05:23 PM, Ericho wrote: It just seems weird to go through euthanasia, couldn't you just find a gun to kill yourself with? I imagine this is for people who can't do that.

It's a peaceful death where you can be around loved ones if you want. Not by yourself with your brains splattered all over the wall. I suggest seeing the movie You Don't Know Jack, it explains a lot of his motives and how he went about it as well as it being a pretty non-biased good movie. Also it has John Goodman in it, who is pretty damn awesome.

At 6/5/11 01:10 PM, MikeyS9607 wrote: Wheatly turns out to be bad. You shoot a portal at the moon to win. GLaDOS is caroline

How did I know the first reply was going to be a spoiler? It was like yea and then I was like whoa

I feel like I could break this record.

Be a professional bum

No one's fucking watching a 9 minute video man. Take that shit to Reddit.

If a fat person committed suicide they would have more excrement pumping out of their body than the average person.

Also razors can cut whale blubber, I'm a whalehunter.

It's about pig heads or some shit

Yes that is so but General has never been the place to discuss flashes or audio, you should know that, aren't you supposed to be a regular or something?

Some of the best things were discovered in perverse ways

All the other symptoms just sound like he's getting older but the drifting off part sounds concerning, have you tried getting him to a doctor at all? It could be sleep apnea

I can't wait for this same fucking thing to happen all over again in 2012

Everything else is terrible however

Try to apologize to the family, it might be embarrassing but better your pride than your money.

There's not much of a point and why go through all that extra effort when you can just type up a sentence real quick and post it

Holy Shit it's Bubbles!

All disabilities should be treated, anybody who says that disabilities don't exist when a million more qualified people say they do are stupid. Medicine is the new evolution and is far more effective, those who disagree usually are those who also disagree with any sort of change. Not to say all change is good, there are lines to be drawn but at clearly valid mental disabilities there aren't.

Charms was the record holder for bust in 2000; Charms large breasts are due to polypropylene string breast implants. The string implants irritate the breast pocket which, in turn, promotes the production of fluid. The fluid is absorbed by the implant, resulting in continuous, gradual growth of the breast.
On her website, Charms says that her bust size is 153XXX, and that her breasts each weigh 26 pounds

For those wondering there's some info. And she used to be a stripper so that answers the attention whore thing

Should've gone to Dominoes, they are really turning around their quality of pizza. Jane from California said, "The taste was lacking" this really disappointed dominoes and they've improved their sauce greatly!

I'd masturbate and jizz and see if the gravity is light enough for me to catch it with my mouth

At 5/19/11 09:28 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 5/19/11 09:22 PM, Spackled wrote:

At 5/19/11 09:16 PM, Asperchu wrote:

At 5/19/11 09:12 PM, Spackled wrote: It's your mom, you stupid cockslime.

excuse me, are you 12 years old?

Fuck off, cunt.

OH HEY BRO

U MAD?

I wish I could just light you all on fire, I wouldn't laugh or be sad, I'd just stare as your skin crinkles up and falls right off as you wail for help but no one would come because no one cares

FUCK YOU YOU LYING WHORE YOU SUCKED HIS DICK DIDN'T YOU

I would never lie to anyone I cared about, so it's good that I hate everything.

A commercial airplane and I'd crash it right into them. TASTE IRONY BITCHES

On the bright side he can't cram it full of political humor and pop culture references when it's set in the motherfucking stone age. Looks like he'll have to actually write for the first time in a while.

Nice, sensitive guys who are funny

subsequently makes out with douches who are none of those things

At 5/10/11 10:23 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 5/10/11 09:09 PM, Lionel738 wrote:

At 5/10/11 07:46 PM, Scare-face-101 wrote: Well i have a project. I need a 70s or 80's song about the war and i was wondering if you could help me out with a hard rock anti war song.

DO YOUR OWN DAMN HOMEWORK!

This. I'm surprised this hasn't been said more. Not even an LMGTFY link. I am appalled at the site of such travesties. A simple Google search would have brought you this, and this, and this. What's wrong with General today? It's all giving this guy a fish, and no teaching this guy how to fish.

Perhaps, for once, we are becoming helpful rather than a bunch of cynical dickbags who tell people to fuck off. That being said, this is not the place to do that, wait until someone has a legitimate problem.

I once had a surgery for unnatural male enhancement (gotta please the wife) and it ended tragically where I now have a 40 foot machine that helps me coil it up in my pants.

Can't imagine the pain your bro's going through.

At 5/10/11 09:42 PM, Lady-Stardust wrote: Don't hipsters live in a place you never heard of?

You're doing it wrong, put it in meme format so that it appeals to the rest of the internet