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At 8/9/10 11:45 PM, sixflab wrote: I'll stick to my regular name brand cookies. I'm an old fashioned kind of guy.

Get out of here gramps, this is the future we're lookin' at ear

Spending so much time on a small thing that doesn't particularly matter but as a tool for us to use is stupid. Beautifying something so insignificant that no one will notice is stupid. I agree that you should clip them and clean them but anything beyond that is incredibly stupid.

AoTS and X-Play are their most watched shows, if a show doesn't get watched they take it off, don't blame the channel blame the people watching cops and shit like that.

At 8/9/10 11:32 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:

At 8/9/10 11:24 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: And then you molested him right?

What, to the sounds of Roger Steel and Max Longhorn?

(Made up btw)

Yes, now answer the question, you molested him, where did you touch him you sick fuck

Getting all your pain receptors stimulated at the highest possible stimulation.

First we have to develop full fledged A.I. let's not get too carried away now

Tales from the White Hart is a collection of short stories by science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke, in the "club tales" style.
Thirteen of the fifteen stories originally appeared across a number of different publications. "Moving Spirit" and "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch" were first published in this book and hence presumably were written specifically for it. "Defenestration" rounds off the cycle of stories and explicitly mentions their book publication.
The White Hart is a pub (modelled on the White Horse, New Fetter Lane, just north of Fleet Street, once the weekly rendezvous of science fiction fans in London) where a character named Harry Purvis tells a series of tall tales. Incidental characters inhabiting the White Hart include science fiction writers Samuel Youd aka John Christopher, John Wyndham aka John Benyon, and Clarke himself in addition to the narrative voice as his pseudonym Charles Willis.
The style and nature of the stories was inspired by the Jorkens stories of the writer Lord Dunsany, whom Clarke admired and with whom he corresponded, a fact humorously acknowledged by Clarke in his introduction to the first Jorkens omnibus volume.
According to Clarke's preface to the book, the book was his third collection of short stories, which were written between 1953 and 1957 in such diverse spots as New York, Miami, Colombo, London and Sydney.
Although Clarke is well known for inventing the concept of geostationary satellites, the story "Silence Please" additionally shows that he also invented the idea of using real-time wave cancellation to quiet noisy environments. Present-day products using this idea include electronic truck mufflers and noise-cancelling headphones. However his device was supposed to be capable of deadening sound over areas of hundreds of square meters, rather than at a point source, or as it reaches the ear.
One additional story from the White Hart 'universe', "Let there be light", is reprinted in Tales of Ten Worlds.

There's some knowledge for ya not copypasted from wikipedia after using the random article function or anything like that.

At 7/21/10 01:00 AM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 7/21/10 12:47 AM, PlantFetishPerson wrote: There already is one. It's on steam for 9.99

Don't you love instant gratification?

It's not instant enough, you still have to wait for it to download and shit, the shit needs to be teleported in front of me.

Where are the moralfags around here? (sorry for using 4chan lingo but it fit the situation)

Anyways, I suggest to wait at least a little while to do it unless you fully think you're ready to. Never force yourself to do something because others tell you to... unless they have guns

I'd rather be patient and when it's finally revealed it's awesome than be inpatient and when it's revealed it sucks donkey schlongs.

If it weren't for you my BROTHER WOULD STILL BE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVEEE CHA WO PING PONG NI SHAOW WOWA NEUW PACHING

And then you molested him right?

Because it's a stereotype, and with all stereotypes... they're kinda true

They'll make a hundred more times money than they'll pay him in less than a week.

Use the scroll bar instead, mouse wheels are for pussies.

At 8/9/10 11:02 PM, zantothedread wrote: I ALREADY DID THAT! But my mom and dad stopped be from beating myself up, i told them about the Bully, and started laughing at me like if i was some sort of clown.
I slapped both of them, and told them i was being serious, but they kept laughing, i went downstairs to the basement, took out my electric chainsaw, and showed them to my mom and dad. They Stfu'd from now on, and told them i was being SERIOUS, like srsly dude, and they understood, NOW I'M AT THE MANIAC CLINIC, where they give you laptops with WiFi, and i'm telling my story.

Oh god, they're gonna take my laptop again! NOOO!!! Guys, SAVEE YOURSEEEELVVESSS

You only think that you see right now you are in a coma and we are just representations in your mind to keep you in the coma and keep you accepting reality, I have come here to wake you up as I am your guardian angel, the only way to escape your coma world is to kill yourself and you will wake up. Trust me on this or your mind will deteriorate to the point that nothing makes sense but everything makes sense

I have a disease which inhibits me from pretending to ride a camel, so can I get a pass on that rule please?

Jessi Slaughter, I mean srsly how stupid can you get

Someone make Bedn Hawk's Pro Skater

At 8/9/10 08:14 PM, Dave4554 wrote: My plan will work, I am self aware of how the human mind works, and maybe I might take an Adderall or two to really keep me patient and going during my childs liveliness for me to be able to think exactly how to manipulate it into being great.

Alright listen to yourself, you claim to know how the human mind works, when in reality nobody fully understands, even the top neuroscientists can't make head or tail of most things in the mind, and if you're talking psychologically well that's an even broader zone of research with hardly any solid facts. Think about what you're doing, you're planning to manipulate a child into becoming a supermind, training and preparing, manipulating emotions and the natural way to grow up, you'll be no better than the things you claim messed you up in the head, and clearly they messed you far to much in the head.

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE TROLL

At 8/9/10 08:08 PM, Zecampeao wrote: The "Ultimate Tentacle Rape Collection.".

Family fun assured.

I never rent a movie with the word "Ultimate" in it's title, because I know it'll be stupid. Also I want just a movie not a collection, I will not be watching for four hours or something.

I'm telling this to you now... your plan will not work.

What's with all these Mcdonalds threads today?

It doesn't downgrade my masculinity if I admit it does it? DOES IT?!

At 8/9/10 07:58 PM, Genocide wrote: "a night in paris" is a family movie about a young man who gets himself in quite a nasty predicament, and meets a girl who helps blow off his steam for him. It's a beautiful family movie about love, and how beautiful the world is.

I've seen that already and I must tell you that it was rubbish, you could hardly see anything half the time and the special effects were atrocious

This happens every time persians have sex? In America sex is different almost every time.

Also I find it hard to take your psychological analysis seriously when your using terms like "bj"

At 8/9/10 07:56 PM, ProtomanBlues wrote:

:. The animation in the flash looks crappy and rushed

Four years is really rushing it, should've spent a decade perfecting it

Dear Newgrounds,

I am to go to Blockbuster to trade in a movie for another movie, would any of you be a gentleman and recommend a good DVD that isn't Kick Ass (we bought that), thank you.

Sincerely,
Jackdabomb

I would watch both of them at the same time!

I think they're nasty but delicious